Shop being why it's so awesome to be a male. I'll start:

I can get dressed and ready for any occasion in 5 minutes.
I can pee standing up.
I don't bleed in my pants and get super-bitchy every month.
My clothes never go out of style.
I can approach any problem or obstacle with logic and reason instead of crying about it and throwing things.
I only have to worry about getting raped if I go to prison, instead of every time I leave the house.
Orgasms are damn near guaranteed every time.
Most of the time I know exactly what I want. If I don't, I can make a decision about it immediately.

10/28/2008 11:14:12 AM

you've got this all wrong and this thread has probably been done, several times.

10/28/2008 11:15:09 AM

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10/28/2008 11:15:13 AM

agree

10/28/2008 11:15:21 AM

i worry about being raped everytime i see a really large horny fat bitch

10/28/2008 11:16:22 AM

Well, shit, I see it has been done. I am shame-faced.

10/28/2008 11:16:31 AM

that was just the most recent that had shop in it, there's a much larger male version of the shop thread somewhere i believe

10/28/2008 11:17:20 AM

Can communicate with any other male no matter what language they speak when a hot female walks by.

10/28/2008 11:17:27 AM

^^ /message_topic.aspx?topic=456204

10/28/2008 11:18:16 AM

Sweatpants boners

10/28/2008 11:18:37 AM