girl says, "no, how do you do that?"


guy says, "we fuck, then YOU disappear!


Tada bitch!



FREE THREAD!

10/28/2008 2:05:46 PM

I thought this was gonna be about "tapping the mana" or something gay like that

10/28/2008 2:06:38 PM

was this a bad pickup line or a bad joke, I can't tell

10/28/2008 2:07:14 PM

I for one am not interested in whatever conversations you are having with hookers.

10/28/2008 2:07:41 PM

Quote :

"was this a bad pickup line or a bad joke, I can't tell "

10/28/2008 2:29:40 PM

bad joke

had nothing else to make a thread about.

10/28/2008 2:34:41 PM

sometimes it's best to just not make one

10/28/2008 2:35:34 PM

that could be said about 99% of chit chat threads

10/28/2008 2:37:01 PM

Here...another one

oh and WORDS!

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? '
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse. ' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!


Gotta love office forwards.

10/28/2008 2:38:06 PM

haha, i lol'd

10/28/2008 2:40:37 PM

I also lolled

10/28/2008 2:41:35 PM

^, ^^

10/28/2008 2:42:15 PM

I thought about making a thread but I didn't know you guys would laugh

10/28/2008 2:43:17 PM

consider it thread charity!

(and write off the value of your time as a deduction)

[Edited on October 28, 2008 at 2:44 PM. Reason : *]

10/28/2008 2:44:13 PM

why you gotta go showing up my joke erica?

well wasnt really mine or good so all around

10/28/2008 2:45:19 PM

I love to hit them 1up boxes

10/28/2008 2:46:52 PM

I, too, lol'd

10/28/2008 3:12:56 PM