when my mother was sleeping. I figured i should start stealing stuff while i still had no fingerprints.

10/30/2008 12:54:29 PM

10/30/2008 12:55:11 PM

what did you steal?

10/30/2008 12:56:03 PM

You probably just snuck out and did battle over territory with the pinworms.

10/30/2008 12:58:51 PM

When I was a fetus, I could run a 4.4 40

10/30/2008 12:59:57 PM

10/30/2008 1:02:39 PM

fetuses have fingerprints chavo

10/30/2008 1:04:07 PM

this probably seemed like a good idea while you were thinking about it

10/30/2008 1:09:12 PM

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

10/30/2008 1:12:54 PM

running some politics off the front page

11/5/2008 1:05:15 AM