So yesterday in my Genetics class, we had a test. The other section of the same class was taking the test in the same room right before us, so we were waiting outside the room for them all the finish up and leave. There's this weird kid in my class, who is always asking retarded questions that it takes him like 10 minutes to get out because of his stuttering. Anyway, so he walks up, and is on the phone. He explains to his caller that he must have a genetics test today and he should probably go take it and see what grade he can get. Then he says "Bye mom! I love you!" and proceeds to make a full minute of smooching noises into the phone, right in front of about half the class.

10/30/2008 5:20:17 PM

PENIS TO MOM

10/30/2008 5:21:07 PM

that test was hard dont hate on my momma showin me some love

10/30/2008 5:21:26 PM

10/30/2008 5:22:19 PM

no my dear... smooches to YOUR mom for providin you wit dem sexy lips

10/30/2008 5:23:37 PM

I wish my top lip was bigger. I want to get some collagen or something.

10/30/2008 5:31:22 PM

^^^damnit I was going to post that

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 5:37 PM. Reason : -]

10/30/2008 5:37:33 PM

i think your top lip is fine. i am gonna need a photoshopped picture of your target upper lip size.

10/30/2008 5:42:40 PM

can you give me a physical description of this guy, cuz I'm pretty sure he is in my History class

10/30/2008 5:58:05 PM

He's not, unless you go to UNCW.

10/30/2008 5:59:25 PM

def. do not. The guy in my HI class does similar shit tho. Asks stupid questions and ends up stuttering for like 5 minutes trying to get the irrelevant question out.

The professor doesn't really know what to say to him so she just lets him keep talkin

10/30/2008 6:01:37 PM

this is a great story

you should have held your hand out like you wanted to do it next

no smiles, nothing. just "ok give it here"

[Edited on October 30, 2008 at 6:03 PM. Reason : then you would seduce her]

10/30/2008 6:02:51 PM

moms love me


well, your mom does


that's about all I've got

10/30/2008 6:04:42 PM

NO U

10/30/2008 6:08:06 PM

this makes me feel terrible

I'm lucky if I find time to talk to my mom once a week

10/30/2008 6:30:05 PM

But do you smooch to her publicly?

10/31/2008 9:00:44 AM

you know she made him brush her hair every night as a child

10/31/2008 9:03:59 AM

10/31/2008 9:23:47 AM

aw hamburgers

10/31/2008 9:30:42 AM

i'm fairly certain i was looking for Mikey Butts from the Oblongs, but I can't find any pics of him

10/31/2008 9:33:18 AM

This thread comes up in google already.

10/31/2008 4:07:09 PM