i went to the woods of terror or something in greensboro last night with my buddy and a few girls. it seems like a pretty decent haunted house, cool shit everywhere, people jumping out of everywhere tryin to scare you...run of the mill shit. so we get to the end and theres a tractor ride back to the entrance. the tractor had a trailer behind it and your group plus the 10 or so people that were ahead and behind you got in. on the road there were things falling near you and goblins on the side of the road. i heard this guy screaming, look up onto this pedestal and see a huge bloody mechanical dildo plunging his ass. he had bloody socks and he was on his back, on the top of this pedestal getting a mechanical drilljob from a dildo with a circumference of about 10 inches. i mean im sure it wasnt really fucking him but it was so weird i couldnt believe it. everyone in the trailer except for my friend chose to ignore it but we were laughing hysterically....ive spent the day trying to figure it out

10/30/2008 5:40:37 PM

yo holmes

10/30/2008 5:42:27 PM

words

10/30/2008 5:43:43 PM

wat?

10/30/2008 6:01:21 PM

i even tried to read that and just gave up.

10/30/2008 6:49:36 PM

...the license plate said fresh and dice in the mirror?

10/30/2008 6:59:27 PM

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"mechanical drilljob"

10/30/2008 7:10:34 PM

10/10, B.

10/30/2008 7:35:07 PM

alright joe#s short version

1. went to typical haunted house

2. it was a pretty normal one, fairly good

3. at the end there was a tractor ride back to the entrance

4. there were things meant to scare you on the side of the road while on the tractor.

5. one of those things was a guy getting punished legs spread by a huge drill type dildo

10/30/2008 8:05:20 PM

i saw deep & dicking in the title but there wasn't much about chicks in it so i assumed it wasn't worth reading

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10/31/2008 1:30:12 AM

need it be said? Pics or it didn't happen.

10/31/2008 2:58:37 AM

eww nigga

10/31/2008 2:59:35 AM

funniest thing i've read in a while. a long while. lol.

10/31/2008 3:11:24 AM

I presume this haunted house wasn't in Chapel Hill

[Edited on October 31, 2008 at 3:14 AM. Reason : ha I guess it does say Greensboro in the first sentence, can you tell I skimmed it]

10/31/2008 3:13:07 AM

haha nah if it were in chapel hill the guy would have been shrieking with delight

10/31/2008 9:07:14 AM

worthless without pics

10/31/2008 9:11:52 AM

jesus christ does nobody have an imagination anymore......you arent allowed to bring cameras in


why would you want to see that anyway

10/31/2008 9:21:16 AM

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"why would you want to see that anyway"

good point. I would have initially said comedic value, however after thinking about it, I would say cringe factor.

10/31/2008 9:43:17 AM