Everytime he wrestles around with a person (pushing around his head while he bites softly at your hand) he gets an erection.

10/31/2008 11:42:49 AM

who doesn't?

10/31/2008 11:43:09 AM

haha

that reminds me of a story

i had a buddy down from richmond once, and i had made pancakes as a hangover cure for my gf, him, and myself.

we went to the pool afterwards, but forgot the syrup bottle on the coffee table... and the dog somehow opened it, and drank the whole bottle of hungry jack. she's the craftiest bitch ive ever met.

well later he was wrestlin with her on the floor, and she just let loose and threw up syrup and doggie food all over him, a sticky mess.

ive ever seen a grown man bug out that badly

10/31/2008 11:45:51 AM

haha, nice one quag

10/31/2008 11:47:54 AM

I met a strange lady.
She made me nervous.

10/31/2008 11:47:55 AM

10/31/2008 11:52:58 AM

pilgrim won this thread i do believe

10/31/2008 11:53:41 AM

nothing makes you throw the match like full wang in your face

LET ME TELL YOU

10/31/2008 11:53:41 AM

my girl pug humps other girl dogs

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10/31/2008 11:55:58 AM

i figured this was a twoozles thread lol

10/31/2008 11:56:43 AM