It may not happen very often, but I am afraid that this is one of those times.

WOE IS Me, TWW!

-ATTN WHORE

[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 10:34 PM. Reason : gah!]

11/3/2008 10:33:27 PM

8888

11/3/2008 10:34:19 PM

Happened to me friday night before last.

Although, I don't really see how it can happen to a woman. How involved do you really need to be anyway?

[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 10:35 PM. Reason : l]

11/3/2008 10:34:46 PM

11/3/2008 10:35:18 PM

True true.

Usually it is more along the lines of "too drunk to come."

11/3/2008 10:35:31 PM

"Too drunk to lay here and do nothing."

11/3/2008 10:36:10 PM

I, too, have had sex

11/3/2008 10:36:12 PM

11/3/2008 10:36:19 PM

i hate getting liquor dick

11/3/2008 10:36:20 PM

Quote :

"Usually it is more along the lines of "too drunk to come.""

i didnt think that applied to females

[Edited on November 3, 2008 at 10:37 PM. Reason : ]

11/3/2008 10:36:45 PM

i had people paying for lap dances for me one of those nights.

11/3/2008 10:36:57 PM

11/3/2008 10:36:58 PM

why does that next to last pic remind me of a lego?

11/3/2008 10:37:35 PM

11/3/2008 10:39:39 PM

Quote :

""Too drunk to lay here and do nothing." "

Absolutely.
I have no attention span when I'm drunk.

Oooooh. I know! I'll give the cat a bath...oh wait, I'm getting laid. hmm.

11/3/2008 10:41:05 PM

11/3/2008 10:42:46 PM

word. g.

11/3/2008 10:42:50 PM

ok EMCE i'll bite



where are those pics from?

11/3/2008 10:44:34 PM

11/3/2008 10:44:50 PM

zorthage, these pics are from a recent trip of mine to Albany, NY. The first ones are just around downtown....The second ones are from the NY State Museum

11/3/2008 10:47:23 PM

I like to call these particular instances "moral victories."

11/3/2008 11:17:04 PM

i don't know where all the random pics of germany appeared, but I've definitely been too drunk to fuck before

good ol whiskey dick

11/3/2008 11:18:39 PM

11/3/2008 11:19:27 PM

the only time i've ever been too drunk to fuck was when i was already passed out

11/3/2008 11:19:33 PM

JELLO BIAFRA ÜBER ALLES

11/3/2008 11:19:34 PM

i want some fucking chocolate.

11/3/2008 11:20:20 PM

Really sucks to be you.

11/4/2008 12:55:36 AM

I, too... have been to Albany.

11/4/2008 12:59:50 AM

Girls are never too drunk to fuck, a vagina never really stops working.

11/4/2008 1:00:06 AM

Happens to the best of us sometimes

It's sad but true

11/4/2008 1:01:28 AM

but it does dry up^^

11/4/2008 1:02:58 AM

first of all, that fucking dead kennedy's song sucks dick.


secondly, drunk enough to fuck you is definitely too drunk to fuck for me.

11/4/2008 1:39:06 AM

i hate when i am too drunk to fuck and the opportunity presents itself

i'm all like

"COME ON, GET HARD YOU MOTHERFUCKER"

11/4/2008 1:39:48 AM

I too, have gay sex.

11/4/2008 1:43:40 AM

well played

11/4/2008 1:43:56 AM

so can anyone explain why emce can get away with what he did, but id get suspended for 3 months for doing that? wait, i dont give a shit, tww is a clique

11/4/2008 1:45:10 AM

too fuck to drunk

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

11/4/2008 1:50:01 AM

too drunk to fuck?

go bowling!

11/4/2008 1:52:00 AM

just lay there legs up and try not to puke

11/4/2008 1:52:14 AM

It's why I've made a point of dating lightweights: by the time I'm too drunk to fuck, they're completely unconscious.

I suppose I should also point out one of the ten commandments of Proper Alcoholism, "Never fuck anybody that you know won't remember it tomorrow."

11/4/2008 2:21:48 AM

the nouvelle vague version of this song fucking owns

11/4/2008 2:47:42 AM

I have the hangover to beat all hangovers. Holy batman.

I am abusive drunk. I verbally berated my husband and tried to give him head. At the same time.

I wish I could say that never again will I drink an entire fifth all by myself, but that would be a lie.

Fucking alcoholics.

11/4/2008 7:03:46 AM

2drunk2fuck maybe

2drunk2Bfucked not if the person you are with is not 2drunk2fuck.

11/4/2008 7:24:04 AM

That's only happened once in my life. The worst part of the night was puking everywhere

11/4/2008 7:35:25 AM

someone embed this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVeil7pm-Mc

11/4/2008 8:23:25 AM

too drunk to fuck

yet coherent enough to make a thread about it?

11/4/2008 8:38:12 AM

Quote :

" DOES NOT COMPUTE "

11/4/2008 10:01:19 AM