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cddweller
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Somebody please comfort me?

11/5/2008 5:45:02 PM

Mr. Joshua
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not it.

11/5/2008 5:45:35 PM

FykalJpn
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paging Spontaneous?

11/5/2008 5:46:44 PM

wdprice3
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not it.

11/5/2008 5:48:10 PM

Spontaneous
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*Hypoallergenic hug*

11/5/2008 5:48:22 PM

JCE2011
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GOOD 'OLE Mayhorn had a remedy that wud FIX YOU UP GOOD RIGHT QUICK

HEd go into a Bar, BUT THE BARTENDER SAID THEY DIDNT ALLOW FERRETS! So mayhorn REPEATEDLY POUNDED THE BARTENDERS BALLSACK WITH A CROWBAR!

Then MAYHORN AND HIS FERRETS RAN THE BAR DRY, you wuddent think ferrets could drunk dat much but DAMN SURE RIGHT THING They wuz drunk for a WEEK, except for Mayhorn, he died. (RIP).

Hope that helped.

11/5/2008 5:49:27 PM

Spontaneous
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It made me lol.

11/5/2008 5:49:50 PM

StateCole
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^^Did I ever tell you about the time when MAYHORN saved my ass IN 'NAM?? Well anyway...those damn CHARLIES had us surrounded on that durn hill in Nam. It was me, GOOD OLE MAYHORN, and wouldn't ya know it...those god damned ferrets, all bunkered down in that fox hole. Those damn VC were closin' in on us for sure, and I was hurt. hurt bad. Anyway MAYHORN had trained those damn ferrets to place land mines, so he sent out a bunch of thoSe there ferrets to place a protective line of minds around us. Well wouldnt you know it...those damned Viet Cong picked off half of those ferrets, and the remaining ferrets fled for their lives DAMNIT! Well while those ferrets didn't place those landmines, they sure distracted those fuckin VC. And then MAYHORN pulled out his TRUSTY WINCHESTER MODEL 70, and one by one picked off those durn VC. We were able to get off of that damned hill alive, thanks to those ferrets (RIP) and good ol MAYHORN.......i can still smell the napalm and burning flesh to this day.

Proud to be an Amurkin

RIP ferrets

11/12/2008 5:16:39 PM

mytwocents
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for dweller

11/12/2008 5:17:08 PM

JCE2011
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GOOD OLE STATECOLE, YOU SONOFABITCH

I havent seen you since that fuckin gook patrol ambushed our squad! WE were in FUCKIN charlie up to our BALL SACKS in landmines, thankgod Mayhorn was there, THAT FAT FUCK SONOFABITCH.

LIKE ey Said we was up to our GONADS in Fuckin Gook landmines and bambo spike traps, Mayhorn took a swig of WHISKY, reached for his backpack, AND THREW OUT A HANDFUL OF FUCKIN FERRETS, only these werent any ferrets, crafty sonofabitch had trained um to go DETONATE LANDMINES. So THUR WE WUR, Me, Mayhorn, and a KANTEEN of NASTY CHARLIE WHISKEY. We sat and got drunk as pieces of ferrets blew up around us.

THE next day MAYHORN was so DAMN drunk he had to piss like a racehorse, He STARTED MILKIN THE DICK when all of a sudden GOOKS AMBUSHED US With thur BAMBOO SPIKE STICKS. Mayhorn didnt like that at all, I SAID "MAYHORN YOU SONOFABITCH get your drunk fuck fatass back here! He turned and threw me the bottle he had been drinken from, with a cockyassSMUG grin on his FAT FACE. IT WAS A BOTTLE OF GASOLINE.

He lit a lighter in front of his COCK and his piss stream turned into a fuckin URINE INFERNO from hell. THOSE GOOKS CAUGHT ON FIRE while mayhorn yelled "DRINK UP YA MIDGET SQUINT EYED GOOKS" ALL OF THE GOOKS BURNED TO DEATH. As mayhorn said, the only good GOOK is a piss-soaked dead gook. He also said the only good bottle of beer is an empty one. GOD BLESS THAT FAT OLD FUCK. MAYHORN YOU SONOFABITCH, you sure bailed our asses outta NAM, but dammit We had to pick up the tab at all of those BARS.

RIP MAYHORN

11/12/2008 9:21:38 PM

LivinProof78
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welcome to the club

11/12/2008 9:22:11 PM

MONGO
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pics or it didnt happen

11/12/2008 11:18:23 PM

Spontaneous
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*Hypoallergenic e-hug*

11/12/2008 11:19:33 PM

ncstatetke
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paging: "I feel dick." parody


wait for it....

11/12/2008 11:20:48 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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i love the jce/statecole dialogues

someone find the old one

11/12/2008 11:25:17 PM

Rat Soup
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fuck you

11/13/2008 12:11:58 AM

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