George Steinbrenner: Nice to meet you.George Costanza: Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years, you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego.George Steinbrenner: Hire this man!
11/6/2008 7:19:15 PM
KENNYBANYA
11/6/2008 7:23:14 PM
Has to be Costanza
11/6/2008 7:24:31 PM
George was the greatest television character of all timeAs far as minor characters go, I always liked Bob Cobb, the "Maestro"Also, Bob Sacamano
11/6/2008 7:26:20 PM
Favorite one-episode character: RamonFavorite here-and-there character: BanyaFavorite jerry girlfriend: christine taylorFavorite old person: Jack Clompus (sp?)ah yes ^Favorite character you never meet: Bob SacamanoFavorite Elaine boyfriend: PUDDYthanks for reminding me about puddy vvv[Edited on November 6, 2008 at 7:30 PM. Reason : knjlkj]
11/6/2008 7:27:07 PM
tim whatley is an extremely close 2nd[Edited on November 6, 2008 at 7:30 PM. Reason : WHATLEY]
11/6/2008 7:27:48 PM
def George!his dad is secondhow could I forget, Puddy?1!!!![Edited on November 6, 2008 at 7:28 PM. Reason : he yells all the time!! I love it.][Edited on November 6, 2008 at 7:31 PM. Reason : ....]
11/6/2008 7:28:10 PM
george of coursebut a close second would be David Puddy
11/6/2008 7:28:49 PM
Kramer[Edited on November 6, 2008 at 7:31 PM. Reason : and Soup Nazi ]
11/6/2008 7:29:08 PM
i made a kenny banya appreciation thread a few years ago
11/6/2008 7:29:23 PM
^racist
11/6/2008 7:29:30 PM
1. Jerry and Elaine (tie)2. George3. NewmanGeorge never said that quote on the first post btw.
11/6/2008 7:31:17 PM
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
11/6/2008 7:34:12 PM
mammal
11/6/2008 7:34:59 PM
Whatever.Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.[golf ball]
11/6/2008 7:38:00 PM
I love Puddy
11/6/2008 7:39:53 PM
is that titleist?
11/6/2008 7:40:04 PM
"feels like an arbys night" is one of my favorite quotes ever
11/6/2008 7:41:35 PM
mine has to be KramerKRAMER: What did you go up there to heckle her for?JERRY: Because she came down to the club and heckled me. I gave her a taste of her own medicine.KRAMER: Oh, YEAH! You gave her a taste of medicine, all right.JERRY: Well, I didn't want her to have an accident.GEORGE: What accident?KRAMER: Well, after he heckled Toby, she got so upset, she ran out of the building, and a street sweeper ran over her foot and severed her pinky toe.GEORGE: That's unbelievable!KRAMER: Yeah. After the ambulance left, I found the toe. So I put it in a Cracker Jack box, filled it with ice, and took off for the hospital.GEORGE: You ran?KRAMER: No, I jumped on the bus. I told the driver, "I got a toe here, buddy, step on it!"GEORGE: Holy cow!KRAMER: Yeah, yeah. Then, all of a sudden, this guy pulls out a gun. Well, I knew any delay is gonna cost her her pinky toe, so I got out of the seat, and I started walking towards him. He says, "Where do you think you're going, Cracker Jack?" I says, "Well, I got a little prize for ya, buddy." [Makes punching moves.] Plow! Plat! Ke-yah! Knocked him out cold.GEORGE: How could you do that?!KRAMER: Then, everybody is screaming, because the driver, he's passed out because of all the commotion. The bus is OUT of control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel. Now I'm driving the bus.GEORGE: You're Batman.KRAMER: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to, and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other. Then, I managed to open up the door, and I kicked him out the door, you know, with my foot, you know, at the next stop.JERRY: You kept making all the stops?!KRAMER: Well, people kept ringing the bell!GEORGE: What about the toe? What happened to the toe?KRAMER: Well, I am happy to say that the little guy is back in place at the end of the line.GEORGE: You did all this for a pinky toe?KRAMER: It's a very valuable appendage.
11/6/2008 7:49:24 PM
easy, has to be George, one of the greatest characters ever
11/6/2008 7:50:39 PM
My first instinct is to say Elainebut then, upon thinking about it I realize that George is brilliant.But also, the show wouldn't be nearly as good without Kramer.And Jerry is the glue that holds it all together.So really, they're all so great that I can't pick one.
11/6/2008 8:02:53 PM
THAT SHOW SUCKS DONKEY BALLZ!!
11/6/2008 8:03:29 PM
Frank Constanza
11/6/2008 8:04:04 PM
its a tossup b/w george and kramer for me
11/6/2008 8:05:22 PM
never watched the show.
11/6/2008 8:06:14 PM
^you are kidding, right?
11/6/2008 8:08:18 PM
he just baited the hook and you bit hard
11/6/2008 8:08:56 PM
Favorite old person/people: no question.... the Mandelbaum's......It's GO TIME
11/6/2008 8:10:36 PM
Soup Nazi
11/6/2008 8:10:56 PM
hello newman...
11/6/2008 8:17:58 PM
fuck fuck fuck[Edited on November 6, 2008 at 8:18 PM. Reason : .]
11/6/2008 8:32:39 PM
what? when did this happen?DARREN!!
11/6/2008 8:35:03 PM
George hands down!!!
11/6/2008 8:36:41 PM
georgekramerjerryelaine
11/6/2008 8:38:14 PM