but I wanted an omlet really bad, so I used them anyways


is there really anything to be worried about?

11/7/2008 9:30:51 AM

There is always something to be worried about.

11/7/2008 9:32:21 AM

Quote :

"DANGEROUS EGG BEATERS"

11/7/2008 9:34:02 AM

you'll live

11/7/2008 9:37:33 AM

I broke two eggs open yesterday


the egg whites were a pale neon green.

I checked the expire date and it was all good.



so i cooked and ate them.












TWW AMIGUNNADIE?

11/7/2008 9:40:31 AM

i'm mainly worried about a shady night shift worker at Food Lion dropping some meth in there

11/7/2008 9:41:14 AM

right

cause they would much rather waste some meth rather than jack off in it.


you're a semen drinker

11/7/2008 9:44:14 AM

maybe the food lion guy used half the egg beaters for himself

but to cover his tracks and make it look full

he beat his thick cock till he shot a huge creamy load into the container

then stirred it up to make it look full, then used elmers to make it look like it hadn't been opened yet

11/7/2008 9:44:20 AM

11/7/2008 9:47:53 AM

oh no! there's gonna be egg AND sperm in my stomach

11/7/2008 9:49:21 AM

sure its not the first time

11/7/2008 9:50:25 AM

Quote :

""It appeared the subject may have pierced a package of meat or torn into a package of meat and had some type of syringe in his hand," said Raleigh police spokesman Jim Sughrue."

http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/157714/

It's not the seal being broken you have to worry about, it's the tiny hole in it.

[Edited on November 7, 2008 at 10:23 AM. Reason : ]

11/7/2008 10:21:42 AM