I guess there's a first time for everything


Freak occurrence...or am I fucked ?

11/7/2008 1:20:05 PM

this is one of those things that you don't go to the doctor about, and just hope it goes away

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

11/7/2008 1:20:25 PM

have you had gay sex recently?

11/7/2008 1:20:43 PM

^^ Hahaha

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11/7/2008 1:21:04 PM

you'll probably die soon

11/7/2008 1:21:09 PM

Quote :

"this is one of those things that you don't go to the doctor about, and just hope it goes away "

i'm dnl and i approve this message lol

11/7/2008 1:22:49 PM

Was like a rising pitch fart, starting off with a deep rumble then escalating into a soprano whine

What I like to call thunder and lightning

Didn't realize the blood was there till like 5 mins later

11/7/2008 1:23:27 PM

is it bright red?

11/7/2008 1:25:59 PM

Crimson

11/7/2008 1:26:26 PM

Quote :

"What Are Hemorrhoids? Hemorrhoids are small veins that have become dilated and swollen (called "varicose") around the rectum and anus. Veins around the rectum and anus may swell and become inflamed, develop small blood clots and cause minor bleeding. There are 2 major types of hemorrhoids—external and internal. External hemorrhoids develop under the skin just outside the opening of the anus. They may itch and cause pain, especially during a bowel movement, and are often tender to the touch. They are round, purple and feel like "soft swellings." Internal hemorrhoids are found further up inside the rectum. Often, they are not painful and you may not know they are there until they start to bleed. Sometimes internal hemorrhoids may be pushed out through the anus from straining, which can be quite painful."

11/7/2008 1:27:54 PM

ouch!

11/7/2008 1:29:15 PM

on house this is usually a bad sign

11/7/2008 1:29:16 PM

I thought this was about Carl...

damn I watch too much ATHF

11/7/2008 1:31:29 PM

I think it was an isolated incident since I definitely don't have hemrhoids and I haven't taken up in the ass lately

11/7/2008 1:51:13 PM

well it's not lupus

11/7/2008 1:53:28 PM

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103396/

embed plz

11/7/2008 2:00:02 PM

this is one of those things that you don't go to the doctor about make a thread about and just hope it goes away

11/7/2008 2:05:00 PM

Be more careful next halloween

11/7/2008 2:14:07 PM

Quote :

"I think it was an isolated incident since I definitely don't have hemrhoids and I haven't taken up in the ass lately"

uh, reread this:

Quote :

"Internal hemorrhoids are found further up inside the rectum. Often, they are not painful and you may not know they are there until they start to bleed. Sometimes internal hemorrhoids may be pushed out through the anus from straining, which can be quite painful.""

and LOL at your use of the word "lately"

11/7/2008 2:20:29 PM

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"I thought this was about Carl... damn I watch too much ATHF"

...as did I.

"Hey there's a broad right there! Hey you, yeah you ding-bat ! I want a pitcher a beer, fried jalapenos, tha nachos grande, and lets start with 50 wings extra hot and ah keep the ranch comin'"

11/7/2008 2:24:55 PM

YOU GOT BUTT 'ROIDS SON

11/7/2008 2:44:04 PM