we go out to dinner, i offer to drive - it's myself, my two sisters, and my mother and fathereverything was normal, etc... we get back home and my mom pulls me aside before i go in the house."evan, i want to ask you about something... i'm doing this in private, no one else has to know yet, okay?"me: *confuzzled*mom: holds up an 18g iv cath "i found this in the back of your car... is there something you want to tell me?"me: *invisible carlface* *starts laughing*mom: *gets pissed off*me: "mom, think about this for a second. think about what i do."mom: *realizes she's an idiot* *goes inside and pouts for the rest of the night*my own mom thinks i'm a junkie
11/8/2008 1:57:12 AM
you should have atleast had more fun with that situation....poorly played sir[Edited on November 8, 2008 at 1:59 AM. Reason : intravenous drug use is always good for a laugh]
11/8/2008 1:58:38 AM
Are you sure she just didn't think it was some gay parafanelia (too tipsy to check spelling).
11/8/2008 1:58:43 AM
your mother worries about you.
11/8/2008 1:58:50 AM
^^ lolbut also lol about the original circumstance...
11/8/2008 2:00:11 AM
you shoulda offered to give her an iv like you did at cookout that time.and then tried to explain the weird spongebob skin thing
11/8/2008 2:00:58 AM
what
11/8/2008 2:04:07 AM
You should have told her you were a dealer.
11/8/2008 2:04:33 AM
I SMOKE ROCKS
11/8/2008 2:04:56 AM
11/8/2008 2:08:43 AM
When I was in 4th grade, I put those glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling and didn't throw away the Ziploc bag that contained them. My mom found it and thought I did coke.I like this story better, because your mom is normal.
11/8/2008 2:14:32 AM
you definitely should've been like "yeah, snorting just wasn't cutting it anymore... I had to start hardlining it"
11/8/2008 2:14:58 AM
^ hahahaha
11/8/2008 2:15:35 AM
11/8/2008 2:16:04 AM
I would have had a little more fun with it too.
11/8/2008 2:19:10 AM
"I went from Grains of Time to Grains of Crack."
11/8/2008 2:26:09 AM
just tell her, mom, junkies dont use 18g catheters for shooting up.... cuz it leaves a big track mark
11/8/2008 4:27:00 AM
sounds like when I was in high school and I did 3 after school things almost every day and didnt get home until 10-11 on most nightswhen i would have short days where I got off at 3, I'd come home and crashmy parents thought I was on drugs. it never occurred to them that I might be TIRED.
11/8/2008 12:02:05 PM
Aww. It's sweet that your mom worries, but srrsly "Doh!" I bet she felt like such a tard.
11/8/2008 12:05:09 PM