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evan
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we go out to dinner, i offer to drive - it's myself, my two sisters, and my mother and father

everything was normal, etc... we get back home and my mom pulls me aside before i go in the house.

"evan, i want to ask you about something... i'm doing this in private, no one else has to know yet, okay?"

me: *confuzzled*

mom: holds up an 18g iv cath "i found this in the back of your car... is there something you want to tell me?"

me: *invisible carlface* *starts laughing*

mom: *gets pissed off*

me: "mom, think about this for a second. think about what i do."

mom: *realizes she's an idiot* *goes inside and pouts for the rest of the night*




my own mom thinks i'm a junkie

11/8/2008 1:57:12 AM

GrimReap3r
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you should have atleast had more fun with that situation....poorly played sir

[Edited on November 8, 2008 at 1:59 AM. Reason : intravenous drug use is always good for a laugh]

11/8/2008 1:58:38 AM

Fareako
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Are you sure she just didn't think it was some gay parafanelia (too tipsy to check spelling).

11/8/2008 1:58:43 AM

themodernage
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your mother worries about you.

11/8/2008 1:58:50 AM

d7freestyler
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^^ lol

but also lol about the original circumstance...

11/8/2008 2:00:11 AM

rtc407
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you shoulda offered to give her an iv like you did at cookout that time.

and then tried to explain the weird spongebob skin thing

11/8/2008 2:00:58 AM

Fermat
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what

11/8/2008 2:04:07 AM

Spontaneous
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You should have told her you were a dealer.

11/8/2008 2:04:33 AM

evan
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I SMOKE ROCKS

11/8/2008 2:04:56 AM

GrimReap3r
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Quote :
"I SMOKE ROCKS, JOE ROGAN"

11/8/2008 2:08:43 AM

Spontaneous
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When I was in 4th grade, I put those glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling and didn't throw away the Ziploc bag that contained them. My mom found it and thought I did coke.

I like this story better, because your mom is normal.

11/8/2008 2:14:32 AM

StillFuchsia
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you definitely should've been like "yeah, snorting just wasn't cutting it anymore... I had to start hardlining it"

11/8/2008 2:14:58 AM

Spontaneous
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^ hahahaha

11/8/2008 2:15:35 AM

TaterSalad
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Quote :
"I SMOKE RCOCKS, JOE ROGAN"

11/8/2008 2:16:04 AM

Big4Country
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I would have had a little more fun with it too.

11/8/2008 2:19:10 AM

Spontaneous
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"I went from Grains of Time to Grains of Crack."

11/8/2008 2:26:09 AM

brainysmurf
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just tell her, mom, junkies dont use 18g catheters for shooting up.... cuz it leaves a big track mark

11/8/2008 4:27:00 AM

kiljadn
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sounds like when I was in high school and I did 3 after school things almost every day and didnt get home until 10-11 on most nights


when i would have short days where I got off at 3, I'd come home and crash


my parents thought I was on drugs. it never occurred to them that I might be TIRED.

11/8/2008 12:02:05 PM

bottombaby
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Aww. It's sweet that your mom worries, but srrsly "Doh!" I bet she felt like such a tard.

11/8/2008 12:05:09 PM

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