A. I am fucking tired of them just dropping phonebooks in my front yard every other week.

B. I haven't used a phonebook since like 1999. Can I opt out of getting them somehow?

C. I'm too lazy to search for a interesting things to do with your extra phone books website so someone post one.

[Edited on November 10, 2008 at 8:57 PM. Reason : //]

11/10/2008 8:55:36 PM

3, the answer is 3.

11/10/2008 8:56:22 PM

just rip them in half, he-man

11/10/2008 8:56:26 PM

who uses a land line anyways

11/10/2008 8:56:40 PM

do you plan on inviting girls over and tearing them?

thats the only solution to this

11/10/2008 8:56:52 PM

What is this landline you speak of? It is a line drawn among the land?

[Edited on November 10, 2008 at 8:57 PM. Reason : well shit]

11/10/2008 8:57:05 PM

idk i read about it in a book once

11/10/2008 8:57:47 PM

They're good for starting fires. Other than that, they're pretty useless.

11/10/2008 8:58:01 PM

i really wonder how thick of a phone book i can rip in half.

maybe i should start with a notebook

11/10/2008 8:58:47 PM

i really wonder how thick of a phone book i can rip in half.

maybe i should start with a notebook

11/10/2008 8:59:14 PM

google how to do it first

there's a method involving a slack ripple, then the lb/in^2 required goes down

11/10/2008 8:59:49 PM

hoard them

use them as fuel for the fireplace during the winter

11/10/2008 9:03:00 PM

save them

after the apocalypse they will be the new currency of our fragile union

11/10/2008 10:43:36 PM

another post

of a short line followed by a space then another longer line tying up the post

11/10/2008 10:44:12 PM

Quote :

"hoard them use them as fuel for the fireplace during the winter"

i came into this thread to post that.

11/10/2008 10:45:11 PM

Or you could throw them out of car windows at road signs while driving between 65-80MPH. If you hit one it will be awesome.

11/10/2008 10:50:08 PM

my old housemate and I used to play a game we called Whomp!

we stored our phone books at the top of our split level stair case
the game was to wait until someone else was coming up the stairs and to drop the phone book just in front of them as they walked up making a loud whomp! noise

11/10/2008 10:54:22 PM

This happened to us. I think we wound up with 7 flipping phone books by the time it was over with. They laid on the step until we couldn't ignore them anymore and finally hauled them to the dumpster.

11/10/2008 11:26:56 PM

should have played whomp

11/10/2008 11:27:23 PM

i light 'em on fire. pretty good heat. and you can just blow all the ashes into the front of your neighbors porch

I'm walls1441 and i approved this message.

11/10/2008 11:27:42 PM

like fitty

11/10/2008 11:36:36 PM