they are changing the national bird from a turkey to fried chicken.

11/10/2008 11:04:39 PM

lols


as told by theodore roosevelt as he turned over in his grave

11/10/2008 11:05:30 PM

lolz, congrats on your fight got anymore coming up?

11/10/2008 11:06:08 PM

thanks man, not atm


NOT ASS TO MOUTH

11/10/2008 11:06:36 PM

not even close to funny

black people love turkey

11/10/2008 11:08:16 PM

i dont

too much white meat

11/10/2008 11:08:33 PM

RIOT

11/10/2008 11:13:14 PM

pretty sure everyone loves fried chicken

11/10/2008 11:13:58 PM

Did you feel the mountains tremble?
Did you hear the oceans roar?
When the people rose to sing of
Jesus Christ the risen one

Did you feel the people tremble?
Did you hear the singers roar?
When the lost began to sing of
Jesus Chris the risen one

And we can see that God you're moving
A mighty river through the nations
When young and old will turn to Jesus
Fling wide your heavenly gates
Prepare the way of the risen Lord

Open up the doors and let the music play
Let the streets resound with singing
Songs that bring your hope
Songs that bring your peace
Dancers who dance upon injustice

Did you feel the darkness tremble
When all the saints join in one song
And all the streams flow as one river
To wsh away our brokeness

And we can see that God you're moving
A time of Jubilee is coming
When young and old will turn to Jesus
Fling wide your heavenly gates
Prepare the way of the risen Lord

11/10/2008 11:41:16 PM

Do you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

liiiiiiiiiike iiiiiiiiiii dooooooooooo

11/10/2008 11:49:32 PM

11/11/2008 12:18:03 AM

11/11/2008 12:20:26 AM

about the bird?

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
[repeat to fade]

11/11/2008 9:20:58 AM

I <3 turkey as long as it is covered with gravy. It is too dry for my tastes by itself.

11/11/2008 9:22:29 AM

That eagle looks pissed.

11/11/2008 9:24:27 AM

DUDE, THIS SHIT IS OLD AS HELL.

Quote :

"thanks man, not atm NOT ASS TO MOUTH"

MY FRIEND AND I WERE FIXING THIS DUDE'S COMPUTER ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO.

THIS DUDE WAS AN IDIOT, HE WAS ALSO EXTREMELY FAT, DIRTY AND HE NEVER BRUSHED HIS TEETH (THEY WERE AS YELLOW AS I'VE EVER SEEN TEETH GET). SOMEHOW HE HAD DELETED ALL KINDS OF SHIT THAT WAS CRITICAL TO THE COMPUTER'S FUNCTIONING. WE RE-INSTALLED THAT SHIT AND DOWNLOADED A BUNCH OF NEW DRIVERS AND UPDATED ALL OF HIS SHIT.

WELL, WE HAD DOWNLOADED SOMETHING AND WE WENT TO OPEN IT. IT WENT TO THE DEFAULT DOWNLOAD FOLDER, WHICH WAS "VIDEOS" OR SOME SHIT.

OF COURSE HE HAD MULTIPLE EPISODES OF ASS TO MOUTH STORED IN THERE. THE SICK THING IS, HIS GF AND HE ARE STUPIDLY FAT AND GROSS.

THIS IS THE SAME GUY WHO HAD THE HUGE DIARRHEA PILE IN HIS TOILET AND REFUSED TO FLUSH IT "BECAUSE IT WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND'S DIARRHEA AND SHE WAS AT FAULT FOR LEAVING IT THERE" (SHE WAS AT WORK AND OBVIOUSLY COULDN'T FLUSH THE TOILET). THIS PILE WAS SO LARGE THAT IT STUCK UP ABOVE THE WATER LINE. IT'S STILL THE BIGGEST LOOSE DUMP I'VE EVER SEEN, ONLY A 300LB GIRL WHO IS 5'3" TALL (IN OTHER WORDS, SHE IS SHAPED LIKE A SPHERE) COULD PRODUCE THIS SIZE RHEE RHEE PILE. SO I HAD TO GO PISS OUTSIDE BECAUSE I WASN'T GOING TO SPLASH A DIARRHEA PILE ONTO MY LEGS.


ANYWAY, THINKING ABOUT ASS TO MOUTH AND HIS GIRLFRIEND'S MASSIVE RHEE RHEE PILE WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME GAG.

11/11/2008 9:25:47 AM

Quote :

"RHEE RHEE VACUUM "

11/11/2008 9:42:54 AM