Would you go? Have you?

11/13/2008 2:25:33 PM

fuck that

11/13/2008 2:25:59 PM

I would go in three months, when I am back in decent physical form and after having my body hair waxed.

11/13/2008 2:26:18 PM

Yes sir

I'm taut and nubile

and my balls totally rock

11/13/2008 2:26:23 PM

sure, why not

11/13/2008 2:26:46 PM

in a heart beat. I probably wouldn't get in the water though.

11/13/2008 2:26:46 PM

Good call.

11/13/2008 2:27:12 PM

Clarification: Would you get naked as well?

11/13/2008 2:27:27 PM

I would pop a viagra first.

11/13/2008 2:27:37 PM

I'd go

11/13/2008 2:27:46 PM

I whipped my dick out in a bar once. The bouncer told me that I if I did it again I would be thrown out.

The joke was on him. After he walked away I whipped it out again.

Score 1 for Mr. Joshua.

11/13/2008 2:27:48 PM

Did you really need to clarrify?

11/13/2008 2:28:20 PM

*Dick whipping five*

11/13/2008 2:28:27 PM

No I didn't really need to clarify, but I figured someone like drunknloaded would show up there fully clothed with a camera.

Another thought is that it seems weird to me that a lot of people will go to these places, but not anywhere near where they live. Also, they normally don't go to these places with their friends. The vast majority claim that there's nothing sexual in nature about this, that they go to enjoy the feeling of freedom, but if so, why the shame? Why not be naked around people you know or are close to?

Personally, I think I would go to one of them and I also don't think I would feel weird being nude around friends as well given the right setting/situation.

[Edited on November 13, 2008 at 2:34 PM. Reason : *]

11/13/2008 2:29:20 PM

^ I agree, why not go somewhere local? If you see someone you know, all the better. It'd just be obvious that you have something in common.

It's like seeing a relative, coworkers or your boss at a strip club. It's not like they can judge you. They're there too.

11/13/2008 2:35:43 PM

yeah as long as it wasn't a bunch of old ppl hanging around

11/13/2008 2:37:30 PM

Yes and i would show the whole place my helicopter

11/13/2008 2:38:30 PM

Things that make you go "buhhhhh".

11/13/2008 2:38:32 PM

id be worried about my hydraulic cylinder extending

11/13/2008 2:39:11 PM

Quote :

"Yes sir I'm taut and nubile and my balls totally rock"

post of the day.

11/13/2008 2:48:34 PM

been to a clothing optional beach in Jamaica. IT was funny there was this naked german family running around with thier little kids. I just kinda hid on a lounge chair reading my book.

11/13/2008 2:52:03 PM

They must have forgotten their Times Square jackets.

11/13/2008 2:54:31 PM

...

11/13/2008 2:55:12 PM

Drove from Orlando to north of Cocoa Beach on a day off last year with my (very christian, very sheltered) roommate to go to the beach. We came over the dunes and lo and behold, everyone was nude. Roommate made us turn around and drive the whole way back to Orlando, instead of finding another beach because she was so scarred. That was the first time in her 22 years she had seen a naked man, and it wasn't pretty.

11/13/2008 3:35:28 PM

hell yes!! but i'd have to go to one focused towards younger people. fuck seeing wrinkly old man balls and saggy old woman tittays.

11/13/2008 3:36:13 PM

in 22 years, had never seen a naked man???

How fat/ugly is she?

11/13/2008 3:37:40 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_Island,_North_Carolina

I have been here a bunch of times. The nekkid people are creepy though. I'm not saying I'd never get naked on the beach, but I wouldn't do it around those fuckers.

11/13/2008 3:37:51 PM

No
1)I am too self conscious
2)I don't like looking at ugly penises and random bush.

11/13/2008 3:39:55 PM

^^ Actually, she was really thin and pretty cute. Like a 7. She just never lived outside her parents house, went to an all girl school, and never did anything but watch Disney movies and scan groceries at target. Really, really sheltered. She got her first kiss a few weeks after that, too.

11/13/2008 3:49:57 PM

Sure--right after I heal from the phalloplasty. Look, I'm slightly above average--but I'm not Johnny "Wad" Holmes playing beach volleyball with my log bouncing huge.

11/13/2008 3:55:36 PM

^^what a stupid bitch

11/13/2008 4:23:26 PM

Hell yeah I'd go, but I'd be wearing clothes and taking pictures.

11/13/2008 4:26:39 PM

Quote :

"Roommate made us turn around and drive the whole way back to Orlando"

Would you have stayed?

11/13/2008 5:43:43 PM

I HAVE BEEN TO ONE AND A SURPRISING NUMBER OF THE PEOPLE WERE OLD.

WHEN I SAY OLD, I MEAN LIKE 80+. SHIT YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE.



THERE WERE ALSO DUDES PLAYING VOLLEYBALL. I CAUGHT THEM OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE AND LOOKED OVER. WELL THEY WERE NUDE TOO. ALL OF THEIR DICKS WERE TANNED HEAVILY AND THEY KEPT FLINGING THEM AROUND EVERY TIME THEY JUMPED OR RAN OR SOMETHING. IT WAS PRETTY UNUSUAL AND I HAD TO TURN AWAY QUICKLY.

11/13/2008 5:47:21 PM

hmm, maybe. In high school we'd kayak out to masonboro and hang out naked, but that was with just my friends. I probably would have just found a different beach to hang out on.


I also deliver fedex to a nudist colony in Brunswick County. Its bizarre seeing naked people mowing their lawns.

[Edited on November 13, 2008 at 5:50 PM. Reason : ]

11/13/2008 5:49:17 PM

when i was at Surfers Paradise in Australia, there was a bigass group of models staying at our hotel and we were told they'd be modeling nude on the beach the next day

THANKFULLY OUR ITINERARY CALLED FOR US TO BE GONE THAT NEXT DAY

11/13/2008 5:49:24 PM

never been to a nudie beach, but dont see why i wouldnt.

been large group skinny dipping before, but that just turned into a grab a partner and starting going at it, and i doubt that'd happen on a legit nudie beach, but wtf do i know

11/13/2008 5:50:56 PM

i've already been to several topless beaches (with my family). ie: i've been out of the u.s. holllaaa.

the best part about it is when i was in high school my brother was in elementary/middle school. and he just wasn't that fascinated by boobs yet. oh how times have changed.

oh and to answer the question, i'd probably go to a nude beach. i don't know if i'd be nude. do you have to be nude if you go? aren't there some that allow both? well either way, i don't really care. it seems kind of refreshing. i like the nude. i just don't know if i like other people seeing me nude. but i like to see other people nude.

[Edited on November 13, 2008 at 5:52 PM. Reason : .]

11/13/2008 5:51:15 PM

not fascinated by boobs yet even then?

11/13/2008 5:53:03 PM

ha, dweedle, were you on a people to people trip

11/13/2008 5:53:19 PM

nah not in elementary school. he was kind of chubby and strange. now he's normal. he was in that weird stage. he was too busy doing fake basketball moves all around and freaking people out to pay attention to boobs.

11/13/2008 5:53:57 PM

there you go using hollaaa again

you said last time it was a joke


Fool me once...shame on me

Fool me twice...shame on you

Fool me thrice ?

11/13/2008 5:54:40 PM

Quote :

"he was too busy doing fake basketball moves all around and freaking people out"

lmao...between the legs, BJ ARMSTRONG!!

11/13/2008 5:55:03 PM

this thread is worthless without pics.

11/13/2008 5:55:10 PM

whats people-to-people

ive been on three "EF Tours" trips

11/13/2008 5:55:52 PM

people to people means you go and live in somebody in australias house then they come and live in yours while your gone

11/13/2008 5:57:04 PM

eh some student exchange thing.

did that when i was like 15, sydney to carnes on a bus for 5 weeks with 30 other teenage hornballs.

it was....



awesome.

11/13/2008 5:57:07 PM

was that during the nipple ring era or before that

11/13/2008 5:57:49 PM

prior.

but i blame that trip for starting me down a naughty path of rampant debauchery.

11/13/2008 5:58:31 PM

we started in Sydney and went up the coast till we got to Cairns, but drove up to Port Douglas and we went out snorkeling close to where the Croc Hunter died. 18-day trip.

11/13/2008 5:59:01 PM