It will GROW! It makes a man bigger. what would you do if I told you that there was a pill that could increase the size of that certain part of the male body?

Man on the street interview: Oh yeah yeah...hahah well.... you know. things become BIGGER you know. I have a lot more confidence

It will make you larger

or your postage stamp is ON THE HOUSE

11/14/2008 2:47:59 AM

I wish they would just say penis

The number of times and the way they say "that certain part of the male anatomy" makes it seem so much sleazier

11/14/2008 2:50:32 AM

i'm about 100% certain that the reason they avoid "penis" is so that when the lawsuits roll in from tiny cocked people, they can at LEAST say they never once said "it will make your dick bigger"

ya know what. when i get some disposable income, i'ma go buy some of this shit


BUT , i hear that it permanently expands the vessels in your p33n so if you stop taking it, your woodies are all like week old banannas and pretty much useless unless you use the jam/cram method like me

11/14/2008 2:58:48 AM

jam/cram method?

11/14/2008 3:29:53 AM

it's your ears, it gives you giant ears

11/14/2008 4:46:06 AM

jam/cram (imo) refers to when you're too drunk to get your certain part of your male anatomy firm, so you just end up having to stuff it in like a sub sandwich into a ziplock bag

11/14/2008 5:54:29 AM

Quote :

"ExtenZe is a herbal nutritional supplement manufactured by Dish Direct Incorporated AKA Maximizer Health Products Incorporated.[1] The manufacturer claims ExtenZe promotes "natural male enhancement", which is a euphemism for penis enlargement, increased duration and firmness of erection and increased sexual stamina. Early infomercials for the ExtenZe pill featured a studio audience and porn star Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy.[2] In 2006 ExtenZe agreed to pay the Orange County, CA district attorney’s office $300,000 in civil penalties for unfair business practices and false advertising. Susan Kang Schroeder of the DA office said the company couldn’t back up its claim that the pills caused users’ penises to grow 27%. After several customers in Laguna Beach, CA complained to the Better Business Bureau that ExtenZe was making them sick, the district attorney investigated. Investigations revealed that ExtenZe’s lead content was beyond the legal limits.[1]"

-fucking wiki

[Edited on November 14, 2008 at 6:28 AM. Reason : i drank a gallon of milk every day till i got to college and was corrupted]

11/14/2008 6:27:36 AM

yeah, i still think Fermat is a spy using tww to pass along encoded information

11/14/2008 7:34:59 AM

The promotional chick on that commercial has just about the most annoying lisp I've ever heard.

"and just for the cost of a poTHtage THtamp!"

Bitch needs to get THlapped.

11/14/2008 7:42:28 AM

Quote :

" stuff it in like a sub sandwich into a ziplock bag "

11/14/2008 9:07:11 AM

Hi, my name is Ziplock Bag.

Nice to meet you!

11/14/2008 9:10:07 AM

lol i'll be your sub sandwich any time

11/14/2008 9:23:27 AM

NO
I STUFF DIVA

YO GO NOW
YO DIE AND GO NOW

11/14/2008 10:59:53 PM

I liked an email I got once that said "Increase your male jang size."

The subject lines get so ridiculous sometimes it's almost entertainment in itself.

Then the shit gets deleted.

11/14/2008 11:06:48 PM

talking bout that earlobe?

11/14/2008 11:07:13 PM