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TreeTwista10
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Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said,"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me.? I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,

"No kidding. I'm a lawyer too. What firm are you with?"

12/19/2008 12:37:33 PM

tsavla
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so whats the pickup line?

12/19/2008 12:40:49 PM

TreeTwista10
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if i had titled the thread 'lawyer joke' there wouldnt be any surprise

12/19/2008 12:41:12 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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12/19/2008 12:47:39 PM

schwank
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^ the new fail meme

12/19/2008 12:50:34 PM

TreeTwista10
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^^iswydt

^i dont know if you swhdt

12/19/2008 12:53:25 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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yeah, i did something there

12/19/2008 12:55:12 PM

Paul1984
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^^^^that's what came to mind when i saw the thread title also

[Edited on December 19, 2008 at 12:56 PM. Reason : extra^]

12/19/2008 12:55:57 PM

terpball
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iswybdt

12/19/2008 12:57:03 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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i see what your boy did there?

12/19/2008 12:58:10 PM

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