It was from Best Buy. It was addressed to my wife. I opened it. It was a wireless mouse. I questioned anyone in my family who would even think to buy this (I didn't need it as I have 2 already). Nobody sent it.

Does Best Buy normally just randomly send stuff? I have recently bought a flatscreen TV and a new laptop from them, and I do have the Reward Zone program (under my wife's name). But I can't imagine them sending a mouse for free.

12/19/2008 10:58:47 PM

dibs

12/19/2008 10:59:19 PM

lol at fred

12/19/2008 10:59:51 PM

Quote :

"ANGRYPOTATO IS ANGRY"

12/19/2008 10:59:59 PM

it's actually a clump of anthrax shaped like a wireless mouse

12/19/2008 11:00:33 PM

its a thank you present for taking the day after pill after the condom broke while i was spelunking her.

12/19/2008 11:00:59 PM

Quote :

"It was addressed to my wife. I opened it."

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12/19/2008 11:01:55 PM

Quote :

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12/19/2008 11:02:37 PM

Quote :

""""

12/19/2008 11:02:52 PM

Quote :

"[quote]It was addressed to my wife. I opened it.[/.quote]"

12/19/2008 11:03:10 PM

12/19/2008 11:03:29 PM

anonymous lover

12/19/2008 11:03:49 PM

AnonymousPotato??

12/19/2008 11:04:21 PM

Haha we were both there. It was a joint decision to open the box.

12/19/2008 11:04:43 PM

great actors make the best lovers

12/19/2008 11:05:31 PM

mysterious detachable penis?

12/19/2008 11:06:38 PM

wireless codpiece?

12/19/2008 11:07:27 PM

It's a bomb

12/19/2008 11:08:22 PM

It's a bomb

12/19/2008 11:09:04 PM

mouse tarp

12/19/2008 11:09:23 PM

it's a comb.

12/19/2008 11:09:24 PM

Listen, this is some serious shit.

I need some big time TWW investigation, not a bunch of jokes.

Do I look like I am joking?

Am I smiling or laughing?

12/19/2008 11:09:52 PM

your user name is enough for us to not take you seriously.

12/19/2008 11:10:23 PM

Quote :

"I AM JOKING"

Quote :

"SMILING AND LAUGHING"

12/19/2008 11:11:04 PM

^^ says a guy named pee7peestyler

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/19/2008 11:12:22 PM

its an inside joke between her lover and her.... and the joke being about you.

you know... mouse = small.... like..... you know the rest

12/19/2008 11:12:22 PM

^^

12/19/2008 11:13:10 PM

VV

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/19/2008 11:13:39 PM

I ordered it, as I think your wife looks mousey.

12/19/2008 11:13:50 PM

I love you all.

12/19/2008 11:14:14 PM

not as much as your wife loves anal

12/19/2008 11:15:07 PM

12/19/2008 11:15:16 PM

BOOYAH!

12/19/2008 11:15:41 PM

The user below will project on to me the aspect they most hate about themselves
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12/19/2008 11:47:57 PM

Paul1984 loves cock.

12/19/2008 11:50:59 PM

these are serious allegations

12/19/2008 11:51:53 PM

LOL i just wondered what someone would do with that obvious vulnerability. You're originality astounds me.

12/19/2008 11:53:03 PM

rub your junk all over it then return it

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/19/2008 11:53:49 PM

seems pretty feeble to me

12/19/2008 11:57:00 PM

12/20/2008 12:34:16 AM

I wish I was somehow able to have my body contorted enough to be inside of said box when you opened it. Then, SURPRISE! I jump out of the box and beat your ass right there in front of your wife. She then tries to leave with me but I will not let her. Oh man.

12/20/2008 2:08:23 AM

The milk man gave your wife a present. You should send her a webcam.

12/20/2008 2:13:53 AM

Call the bomb squad so they can come detonate it, properly.

12/20/2008 4:14:25 AM