I never, ever imagined I would be the one to do this, but I fear the critics were right all along: it is time to start the "Impeach Obama" machine.

Because, dear friends, I must to report that Obama is using the power of the President-Elect office to divert business to his hometown buddies.

Quote :

"Later, when paying attention to his press pool and ordering treats for his daughters and their friends at Kokonuts Shave Ice & Snacks, Obama went so far as to offer reporters some shave ice. “Guys, here's your chance," Obama said. “No? I'm telling you, this is really good.” “I don't think this is against policy,” he continued. “You want one, I can tell." Reporters declined the president-elect's offer. But, perhaps in a sign of defiance, Obama made it while standing in one of his hometown spots with his BlackBerry clipped to his hip. --http://www.politico.com/news/stories/1208/16882.html "

This constitutes clear evidence that the evil, corrupt Chicago Political Bosses are now muscling their way into the Honolulu shave ice industry!

We Were Warned! We Didn't Listen! Has he no shame? Will he never stop?

Where, oh where, is our God now???





[Edited on December 29, 2008 at 1:00 AM. Reason : ]

12/29/2008 12:57:27 AM

hilarious.

12/29/2008 7:41:35 AM

this is where it starts, where does it end

12/29/2008 7:58:21 AM

Quote :

"Obama is using the power of the President-Elect office "

12/29/2008 9:25:37 AM

i love that about Barry O, the office of the president elect.....there is no such office

12/29/2008 9:45:17 AM

well if he holds the office of the president elect and all its power, he has inspired me to become president of the ultraverse... now bow before zod.

12/29/2008 10:09:54 AM

^,^^ goddamn the two of you are dense

12/29/2008 11:31:50 AM

HE'S A SHILL FOR THE ENTIRE FLAVORED ICE INDUSTRY

12/29/2008 11:35:35 AM

iTS OK EVERYONE, THE ECOMONY WILL BE BETTER JUST 2 MINUTES AFTER HE IS SWORN IN!!!

12/29/2008 11:36:53 AM

lolz

12/29/2008 11:45:15 AM

stinger, once obama takes office I look for Katie couric to do a report of how things are turning around because Bob in minn bought a car today. Hell she might even go onsite for the event.

jwb, not dense at all, just laughing at the funniest part of the parody post.. "the powers of the office of the president elect."

12/29/2008 12:05:09 PM

i bet his farts smell like roses too

12/29/2008 12:31:02 PM

this thread is hooksaw stupid

12/29/2008 6:52:11 PM

^ the thread is meant to be tongue in cheek.

12/29/2008 7:15:32 PM

the thread is meant to troll and it succeeds

12/29/2008 7:22:08 PM

Hey, I giggled a bit.

12/29/2008 7:35:38 PM

in before the bucket

12/30/2008 1:35:08 AM

fuck your bucket

12/30/2008 12:29:06 PM

Quote :

"this thread is hooksaw stupid"

They have argued so much on here that they have become co-dependent. Soon, hookschmoe will arise from the merger of the two and its super-human bi-partisan douchebaggery will be so great, that TSB and the American Republic may not survive.

12/30/2008 1:20:36 PM

I'm willing to bet that the ice was shaved directly from our endangered ice caps.

12/30/2008 1:36:53 PM

this thread doesn't begin to touch hooksaw stupid

[Edited on December 30, 2008 at 2:20 PM. Reason : I was about to mention the lack of corny name modifications, but there ^^ we go]

12/30/2008 2:20:02 PM

funny, i wasnt even thinking of hooksaw when i created it.

i was thinking more of Burro, Dr. Eyedrops, and the TKE-Twins.

12/30/2008 3:30:46 PM

thanks for thinking of me joe. Happy new year

12/30/2008 4:33:21 PM

12/30/2008 5:04:40 PM