if you buy a big bag of these there is no way possible that you can stop eating it.

They should name this shit coolest ranch, because you couldn't be more ranchy than these sons of bitches.

This has been a big business presentation.

1/5/2009 9:21:48 PM

Is there a difference between Cooler Ranch and just Cool Ranch? I haven't bought any Doritos lately....

1/5/2009 9:23:00 PM

O ye of little faith, I assure you even cooler ranch is in the works

1/5/2009 9:23:05 PM

oh shit, it is cool ranch


wait did it used to be cooler ranch?

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1/5/2009 9:23:22 PM

Yeah, my only safe bet is to just not look at them when passing them in the grocery store.

Meh, it's good for my diet and my budget. But I still miss them like hell.

1/5/2009 9:23:59 PM

I think they changed Cool Ranch Doritos a few years ago. They put way less ranch flavoring on them now, and it sucks. They used to be my favorite chip.

1/5/2009 9:24:26 PM

Grilled miso flavor

1/5/2009 9:26:41 PM

THIS THREAD IS A LIE.

THEY COULD BE COOLEST IF THEY PUT THE RANCH BACK IN 'EM.

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1/5/2009 9:27:14 PM

What are those miso doritos like? I like miso, and i like doritos...

1/5/2009 9:33:23 PM

You'd probably like them if you like miso. For me they're too strongly flavored.

1/5/2009 9:34:34 PM

fucking LOVE cool ranch doritos

i cant buy them for myself because i will eat the whole bag in one sitting

but if they are out at a party or someones house i cannot make any promises

1/5/2009 9:35:33 PM

I'll pick some up the next time I go to the store


Does anyone else think dogs' feet smell like doritos?

1/5/2009 9:36:10 PM

gross they're like makeout repellent

1/5/2009 9:37:26 PM

back in 3rd or 4th grade we broke into a vending machine and stole only the cool ranch doritos and the milky ways and left the rest

1/5/2009 9:37:49 PM

Wasabi Doritos are fantastic. I was pissed when they discontinued them

1/5/2009 9:44:24 PM

Japan DORITOS X-mas SPICE CHICKEN Corn Chips *NEW* RM 16.53
1d 20h 24m


Japan DORITOS Gourmet Spice SAUSAGE Corn Chips - FRESH RM 17.22
2d 20h 43m


Japan DORITOS Gourmet SPICY MAYONNAISE Corn Chips *NEW* RM 17.22
4d 21h 11m


Japan DORITOS Gourmet MELTY RICH CHEESE Corn Chips *NEW

1/5/2009 9:50:56 PM

love them

to bad I can't eat them anymore

1/5/2009 9:51:53 PM

They kept our cat alive.

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1/5/2009 10:08:45 PM

Quote :

"Wasabi Doritos are fantastic."

DO WANT

1/5/2009 10:09:44 PM

cooler ranch doritos are legitimately amazing.

1/5/2009 10:16:01 PM

Quote :

"They kept our cat alive."

this post won the thread hands down

1/5/2009 10:18:22 PM

A lot of japanese stuff in this thread

1/5/2009 10:18:38 PM

this shit is so tasty

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1/6/2009 2:38:46 PM

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1/6/2009 7:16:33 PM

I saw some fried chicken flavored Doritos at the supermarket yesterday

1/19/2009 1:10:37 AM

I fell in love with these things in middle school...but I stopped an probably haven't had one in 5-10 yrs. This must change.

1/19/2009 1:14:12 AM

i've eaten half a bag today

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1/31/2009 1:51:29 AM

1/31/2009 1:54:45 AM

I wonder if they have curry Doritos on centennial

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1/31/2009 1:56:18 AM

I want some fucking pizza

1/31/2009 1:58:57 AM

Do you want keema curry...

or hot curry?

1/31/2009 2:00:41 AM

this shit


is like breff murder

1/31/2009 2:02:44 AM

i don't care if i have have dorito breath but when a chick has it.

jesus christ. thats more unflattering than a chick rotting teeth

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1/31/2009 2:03:51 AM

wolfpackgrrr has shown one of the reasons i love asia so much

1/31/2009 2:07:55 AM

because they can make the most normal things completely absurd to the western mind?

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1/31/2009 2:08:38 AM

you have no idea.

one of my favorite things i found in china

was beef jerkey breath mints

1/31/2009 2:09:32 AM

yeah, you don't see me making sushi with fries in it or something

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1/31/2009 2:10:37 AM

that doesnt make any sense

1/31/2009 2:12:11 AM

^ thats my point. the shit they come up with doesn't make any sense

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1/31/2009 2:13:58 AM

you guys are faggots

1/31/2009 2:14:24 AM

you guys are faggots

1/31/2009 2:58:43 AM

Spicy Sweet Chili aint bad

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3/3/2009 11:01:42 PM

them shits are the bomb!

second only to the guacamole kind.

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3/3/2009 11:02:47 PM

oh shit i forgot about those i haven't had those since like middle school

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3/3/2009 11:04:56 PM

they are thebomb.com!

...make your shit turn green though if you eat too many.

3/3/2009 11:05:31 PM

They brought back the wasabi Doritos, except now it has a more pronounced mayonnaise flavor



[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 11:10 PM. Reason : how did mayo become wasabi ]

3/3/2009 11:08:12 PM

I love it when theres a chunk of the seasoning salt in the bottom of the bag, or like one chip that got completely caked with the flavor slurry

3/3/2009 11:08:37 PM

that's why i always volunteer to eat the crumbs.

3/3/2009 11:09:36 PM

Remember when they came out with the cheeseburger flavored doritos?

The mustard and pickle flavors were way overpowering. They didn't taste too bad, but they smelled disgusting.

3/3/2009 11:43:18 PM

set em up

3/4/2009 11:46:15 PM