http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/07/porn-industry-seeks-federal-bailout/

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"Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry. “The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.” Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people." Flynt and Francis concede the industry itself is in no financial danger — DVD sales have slipped over the past year, but Web traffic has continued to grow. But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex." "With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly." So far, there has been no congressional reaction to the request."

1/7/2009 3:02:20 PM

who pays for porn anymore?

1/7/2009 3:04:15 PM

:carlface:

1/7/2009 3:04:22 PM

nice move.

1/7/2009 3:04:35 PM

as much as I probably should, I really dont like Larry Flynt. Hes such a sleazeball

1/7/2009 3:04:36 PM

lol haha

1/7/2009 3:04:50 PM

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"Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

I agree with this statement.

1/7/2009 3:06:41 PM

hefner appears to have an element of class

flynt looks like jabba the hutt

1/7/2009 3:07:08 PM

hell, they might as well. havent they already burned through like 65% of the bailout money?

1/7/2009 3:07:10 PM

its all monopoly money anyways, except monopoly money actually exists

1/7/2009 3:12:27 PM

Larry Flynt is a great American. He's a horrible, despicable human being, but he's a great American.

1/7/2009 3:14:01 PM

lol

1/7/2009 3:51:48 PM

<--- fails at the internet

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"who pays for porn anymore?"

that's what i think

1/7/2009 3:53:24 PM

i actually watched porn for the first time, in a long time, last night


if a bail out will put better shit out there than what i watched then i'm all for it

1/7/2009 3:54:43 PM

[Fuck no]

1/7/2009 3:56:04 PM

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"who pays for porn anymore?"

and what did you watch ^^?

1/7/2009 4:00:41 PM

^^^ crap did you turn on that tv i gave you

i think i left something in the vcr



brianna loves jenna to be exact

1/7/2009 4:00:44 PM

no i did not

but i'll have to check that out i guess

1/7/2009 4:03:18 PM

GIVE ME MORE DP OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!!

1/7/2009 4:03:19 PM

aha, porn industry is fine but GGW and Hustler are so archaic. They are still trying to sell us topless girls in magazines and dvds while the internet has everything for somebody.

1/7/2009 4:14:20 PM

the last time i saw a Hustler there were several girls in the shot with tubes sticking in their pussies and buttholes all leading to one main straw that some other girl had in her mouth


that's a little more than just topless

1/7/2009 4:16:08 PM

ok, well maybe they just jumped on the ships a little too late then.

1/7/2009 4:17:07 PM

that was in like '99

1/7/2009 4:17:43 PM

really? i never paid attention to hustler too much. i remember my friend getting those ggw and playboy videos in the mail back in 99-2000 but I always forget hustler was more hardcore than those. maybe they never figured out the economics behind it too well.

1/7/2009 4:24:46 PM

yeah...i can tell you when and where i saw it

it was the only hustler i ever looked at


i was grossed out and vowed never to look at it again

1/7/2009 4:29:09 PM

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" maybe they never figured out the economics behind it too well."

Sounds like a perfect bailout candidate.

1/7/2009 4:29:47 PM

i THOUGHT YOU WAS FREAKY LIVIN?

1/7/2009 4:30:42 PM

i have never said i was freaky


i'm actually not at all freaky


i mean...i'll try things


but i'm pretty conservative in bed

1/7/2009 4:31:37 PM

lol you thought wrong

1/7/2009 4:31:49 PM

All of my diva and livin dreams are breaking

1/7/2009 4:32:27 PM

i mean...i really like to fuck


but i don't want to be choked with leash and pissed on by a mule while i'm doing it or anything

1/7/2009 4:33:45 PM

Wait

I'm a freak...she's not. How am I breaking your dreams?

1/7/2009 4:34:34 PM

Looks like they'll now need to take the train.

1/7/2009 5:11:03 PM

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"i mean...i really like to fuck"

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"I'm a freak...she's not. How am I breaking your dreams?"

She might not be freaky enough for us threes arrangement

lol

1/8/2009 7:57:13 AM

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"but i don't want to be choked with leash and pissed on by a mule while i'm doing it "

you'd be surprised by the positive feedback I get from that move.

1/8/2009 8:24:29 AM

well


as long as the leash isn't too tight

1/8/2009 8:26:20 AM

alright, I'll leave a little slack. but I'm giving the mule extra water beforehand to make up for it

1/8/2009 8:28:46 AM

well I wasnt gonna use the leash, diva was, it was all her idea!

1/8/2009 8:31:52 AM

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"the last time i saw a Hustler there were several girls in the shot with tubes sticking in their pussies and buttholes all leading to one main straw that some other girl had in her mouth"

OH

SNAP

1/8/2009 8:35:18 AM