what is up with that

1/12/2009 8:26:22 PM

I am pretty sure mine has pink eye, and I really don't want to take him to the vet

1/12/2009 8:27:02 PM

eww please do
i took mady to the vet last week cuz i woke up one morning and there was shit all over the living room

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1/12/2009 8:29:07 PM

^^ Did you fart on his face?

1/12/2009 8:29:49 PM

better than other things

1/12/2009 8:29:54 PM

nah, he can tough that shit out. it's just really red and there is green shit coming out of it.

1/12/2009 8:30:18 PM

licking the cooch

1/12/2009 8:30:20 PM

my dog does this too. I just distract her if I want her to stop.

1/12/2009 8:30:46 PM

IBT cooch/crotch thread

1/12/2009 8:31:23 PM

penny's just been licking the couch and and blankets, if i dont catch her it makes a wet spot and i've mistaken it for pee

mady licks her crotch, penny's crotch, and human penis

1/12/2009 8:32:02 PM

My dog sometimes licks the floor at night while I'm trying to sleep. It's annoying.


I'll usually just roll over to the edge of the bed and give her a light smack on the head.

1/12/2009 8:33:43 PM

Tell Mady to PM me

1/12/2009 8:33:45 PM

OH HAI

My dog licks my table a lot. It's quite strange.

1/12/2009 8:35:23 PM

mine only licks his crotch and ass. and he is not allowed on my expensive fucking couches

1/12/2009 8:36:09 PM

your dog likes the wood

1/12/2009 8:37:06 PM

i've always had cheap furniture. i dunno what i'm gonna do about these dogs when i have nice couches, but that's not gonna be for awhile anyway

1/12/2009 8:37:36 PM

I have expensive furniture, and she's very respectful of it.

I will let her on the sofa only if I'm laying on it watching a movie or football. She keeps my feet warm

I just need a snuggie, but for now I'll use my dog.

1/12/2009 8:41:22 PM

I will tell you how I broke Marley from getting up on the couches.

You know those plastic runners that people put in high traffic areas of their carpet like hallways? They have these studs on the bottom to keep them from sliding. Well, go to Lowe's and buy as much as you need, they sell it by the foot. Just put it on your couches upside down when you are not sitting on them. I PROMISE that the dogs will not get up on that shit

1/12/2009 8:41:59 PM

I need to do that to my bed.

She won't just jump on the sofa, but that bitch loves my bed.

1/12/2009 8:43:57 PM

she will only jump on it once, I promise. Marley never even tried it. It was like he looked at it and was like "damn, that shit looks like it will hurt"

1/12/2009 8:45:03 PM

i sleep with my dogs every night! or i should say, they let me sleep with them

1/12/2009 8:45:28 PM

1/12/2009 8:45:49 PM

Yea I sleep with my dog too

I know I need to get her to start sleeping on her bed, but she's such a good snuggle buddy.

1/12/2009 8:46:31 PM

i bet your bed smells REAL nice. oh, and I bet that dog hair isn't itchy at all either

1/12/2009 8:46:33 PM

We just told the dog he's not allowed on the couches or bed and that's that, he respects the rules.

1/12/2009 8:47:21 PM

i wash my dogs and my sheets often so no stink! i love those little girls!!

1/12/2009 8:47:42 PM

oh, mine respects the rules when I am here. It is when I leave for work that he used to get all up on the couch piece

1/12/2009 8:48:09 PM

My dog like to lick my kneecap

1/12/2009 8:48:12 PM

I just had the funniest mental image of a dog in a washing machine

1/12/2009 8:48:24 PM

meh

The doggie hair isn't itchy and my bed doesn't smell (but I'm anal about washing my sheets and duvet cover)

1/12/2009 8:48:44 PM

and I wash my dog often too. but he still sheds. that is why he is not allowed in my bed

1/12/2009 8:49:01 PM

the dog hair doesn't bother me but if i had nice stuff i'm sure it would. i considered buying a nice bed set when i moved but i stick with the old stuff cuz i'm uncomfortable sleeping alone

1/12/2009 8:50:28 PM

1/12/2009 8:50:59 PM

i should have guessed that would come up in this thread

1/12/2009 8:54:32 PM

I was shocked it hadn't been posted yet

1/12/2009 8:57:13 PM

this shit is getting super annoying

1/14/2009 10:21:50 AM

yeah the worst is if you dont realize it, or just get home and lay down on the couch and plant your face into a tongue bathed pillow

1/14/2009 10:23:48 AM

poopface

causes pink eye!

1/14/2009 11:57:03 AM