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feel free to distinguish between for-profit and not-for-profit craps too

1/15/2009 3:53:07 PM

vinylbandit
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read

read

1/15/2009 3:53:51 PM

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wipe

1/15/2009 3:54:08 PM

Stimwalt
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I read Newspapers and Magazines from your collection, and then put them back before you notice.

1/15/2009 3:54:15 PM

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i usually wait till im done for that, but to each their own

1/15/2009 3:55:26 PM

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bejeweled, pool, or tetris on the cell at work


either that or read something at home

1/15/2009 3:56:37 PM

BigHitSunday
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spread my ass cheeks for less mess

1/15/2009 3:56:42 PM

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read work emails on blackberry

1/15/2009 3:57:04 PM

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Play with my iPod Touch.

1/15/2009 3:57:59 PM

DivaBaby19
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iPod Touch = his penis

(for clarification purposes)

1/15/2009 3:59:04 PM

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nothing

1/15/2009 4:00:11 PM

jackleg
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I PUSH



and heres my 2 cents: i guess i'll never understand the people who spend more than like 2 minutes in the bathroom taking a dump. including wiping and a flush or 2, and a nice soapy hand lather.

i guess most people are just constipiated or something. maybe someone can explain this to me? i find the couch or my recliner much more comfy than the toilet for reading magazines and stuff. and people who like to hide out while at work or something.... i'd rather work than sit on some public toilet for a 10 minute break.

also, it makes no sense to go there to "think" -- the only other reasons i can think of are constipation and the desire to look at the turd or the used TP. and who does that?

1/15/2009 4:03:24 PM

BigHitSunday
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alotta times i fall asleep on the toilet

no lie


its my house

1/15/2009 4:04:17 PM

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It's a convenient way to either take a decent break at work or that they get so engrossed in a magazine article or something along those lines that they take an inordinate amount of time in there.

Either that or they are in fact constipated.

1/15/2009 4:04:31 PM

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maybe i'm just super regular, but if i picked up MAXIM at the same time i dropped trou and sat down, the turd would already be out of me by the time i even found an article to begin reading.. so i dont buy the engrossed thing.

but i do admit that i could be abnormally REGULAR!!1

1/15/2009 4:06:17 PM

DeltaBeta
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People may also have a tendency to go to the bathroom before they really NEED to go to the bathroom.

1/15/2009 4:07:03 PM

jackleg
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yeah.... but why? thats what im asking!

dont get me wrong, guys, i don't think you're WEIRD... so many people do it that its gotta be something i'm not down with... but ive been confused by this since i was a teenager

1/15/2009 4:07:45 PM

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usually take a newspaper or magazine with me, most often The Economist

but now i play with my iphone

1/15/2009 4:09:01 PM

jackleg
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let this thread serve the greater good

let it list 5-10 good reasons why i should spend 30 minutes a day taking dumps.

maybe its good for my colon. maybe it will make me happier. this thread could change my life

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i mean i feel like i'm missing out... i just pull down my pants and sit down. and the toilet is shaped all crazy and the dooky basically pushes its way out instantly. how do you stall that (no pun), it drives me mad

1/15/2009 4:10:52 PM

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i usually:

1/15/2009 4:13:46 PM

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. damn multiple tabs. had the wrong one open for reply

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 4:14 PM. Reason : .]

1/15/2009 4:14:12 PM

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I scream the whole time

1/15/2009 4:14:45 PM

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I sit there hoping my cell doesn't ring.

1/15/2009 4:15:12 PM

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Now I read magazines, but only because I got a bad reputation as someone who would do the toilet equivalent to drunk dialing my friends all the time.

"What are you doing?
"Nothing, what are you doing?"
"Nothing, what did you do last night"
"ARE YOU CALLING ME FROM THE TOILET AGAIN? QUIT DOING THAT"

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 4:16 PM. Reason : s]

1/15/2009 4:15:23 PM

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I like to pretend I'm a rocket ship

1/15/2009 4:15:30 PM

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Time me.

1/15/2009 4:15:52 PM

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Crossword puzzles

1/15/2009 4:16:05 PM

modlin
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Done.

1/15/2009 4:18:33 PM

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im amazed nobody has mentioned a laptop yet

1/18/2009 6:49:08 PM

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i don't have time to do anything. except notice how my bathroom needs a good scrubbin.

1/18/2009 6:49:46 PM

wdprice3
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play with my balls and text people

1/18/2009 6:50:37 PM

khcadwal
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so what you are telling us is - never borrow your phone?

1/18/2009 6:51:58 PM

wdprice3
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almost funny, but that makes no sense

1/18/2009 6:52:37 PM

khcadwal
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i guess it doesn't

unless you play with your balls with your hand. and text people. with your hand.

but if you aren't using your hand, then my bad.

1/18/2009 6:53:56 PM

wdprice3
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well I can play with my balls with my left hand and text with my right hand... so....

1/18/2009 6:54:49 PM

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blackberry

sometimes to avoid responsibility at work

[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 6:57 PM. Reason : Ø]

1/18/2009 6:56:53 PM

khcadwal
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well excuuuuuse me

1/18/2009 6:56:55 PM

wdprice3
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1/18/2009 6:59:57 PM

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I'm with jackleg on this one, I can't take longer than two minutes even for the hard-core turds ever since I started working out. It's awesome but I sort of miss opening up a good book.

1/19/2009 7:35:46 AM

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Try to beat my high score in Brickbreaker.

1/19/2009 8:12:43 AM

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try to beat my high score in Brickbreaker

1/19/2009 8:18:32 AM

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nothing

why does pooping require multitasking?

1/19/2009 8:22:59 AM

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read a magazine
brick breaker

1/19/2009 8:29:57 AM

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read a book that i usually take with me

1/19/2009 8:41:07 AM

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I don't have time to do anything while I crap....it's an in and out of there kinda thing....

unless I have stomach problems then I might do soduko.

1/19/2009 8:57:34 AM

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a man who knows what he's doing

1/19/2009 8:59:57 AM

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this

1/19/2009 9:08:20 AM

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Iphone + interweb

1/19/2009 9:24:12 AM

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1/19/2009 9:26:41 AM

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"(jackleg) and heres my 2 cents: i guess i'll never understand the people who spend more than like 2 minutes in the bathroom taking a dump. including wiping and a flush or 2, and a nice soapy hand lather.

i guess most people are just constipiated or something. maybe someone can explain this to me? i find the couch or my recliner much more comfy than the toilet for reading magazines and stuff. and people who like to hide out while at work or something.... i'd rather work than sit on some public toilet for a 10 minute break.

also, it makes no sense to go there to "think" -- the only other reasons i can think of are constipation and the desire to look at the turd or the used TP. and who does that?"
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why does pooping require multitasking?"
For real. You all need to go to the doctor, or something.... And taking your phone?..your laptop?...a book?...WTF??!?!! You're getting shit on them, whether you realize it or not, and do you wash them?
(JUST DON'T BRING THEM NEAR THE FUCKING TOILET!!)

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 9:32 AM. Reason : ]

1/19/2009 9:30:14 AM

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