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1) AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

2) And this here's the TV. Two hours a day, either educational or football, so you don't ruin your appreciation of the finer things.

3) Isn't it funny how you used to be in the nut house and now I'm in jail?

4) I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me.

5) They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!

1/16/2009 2:50:10 PM

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1/16/2009 2:53:09 PM

As for Snowflake…they gave him Finkle's number, and taught him how to kick a field goal...


...Finkle took it personally.

1/16/2009 3:04:05 PM

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

1/16/2009 3:26:05 PM

^
Blade Runner

^^
Ace Ventura

3 is Bottle rocket

1/16/2009 3:44:50 PM

haha, i just watched ace ventura the other day. and bottle rocket is correct.

1/16/2009 4:02:37 PM

#2 Raising Arizona??

1/16/2009 4:22:39 PM

5 is One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

1/16/2009 4:33:13 PM

yes and yes

1/16/2009 4:34:07 PM

Listen. You listen to me. You see that city over there? THAT'S where I'm supposed to be. Not down here with the dogs, and the garbage, and the fucking last month's newspapers blowing *back* and *forth*. I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - *I want ROOM SERVICE*! I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker! I want my shirts laundered... like they do... at the Imperial Hotel... in Tokyo.

And I think #1 is Jackie Brown.

[Edited on January 16, 2009 at 4:42 PM. Reason : spleling]

1/16/2009 4:41:03 PM

4 is magnolia

1/16/2009 4:44:12 PM

Insurance Man: Thank you Ripley, that would be all.
Ripley: [aggravated] No, goddammit that's not all. When these things "do" come down here and that "will" be all,
[Picks up a few pieces of paper]
Ripley: and all this bullshit you think is so important, you can just kiss all of that goodbye.

1/16/2009 5:05:17 PM

^beginning of Aliens, I believe.

1/16/2009 5:38:37 PM

^^Kind of give it away with "Ripley."

1/16/2009 6:20:42 PM

^^^ Alien 3
^x5 Jonny Mneumonic

[Edited on January 16, 2009 at 10:47 PM. Reason : .]

1/16/2009 10:47:05 PM

This, is my Boomstick.

1/16/2009 11:17:49 PM

^army of darkness, cmon man choose a more random reference. although you could be as bad to include the character's lines like homeboy above.

^^and yes, it is johnny nmuemonic but im pretty sure that it is still Aliens(2)

[Edited on January 16, 2009 at 11:52 PM. Reason : spleling]

[Edited on January 17, 2009 at 12:17 AM. Reason : ]

1/16/2009 11:51:22 PM

1. "You idiot! Does this look like a number 2 pencil?"
2. "Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?"
3. "Oh, yeah. He's as dead as Julius Caesar."
4. "That's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen, it's a Cosby sweater. A Cooooosssssssby sweataahhhh."
5. "We all have our little faults. Mine's in California."

no cheating...

1/17/2009 1:23:33 AM

high fidelity = cosby sweater

1/17/2009 1:31:35 AM

"you never see anything anyway..they turn the camera away and play music...or the wind blows the curtains...you dont ever see anything"


2. ^^ is usual suspects (fenster)

[Edited on January 17, 2009 at 10:44 AM. Reason : asdf]

1/17/2009 10:43:39 AM

truman show

1/17/2009 12:59:58 PM

#3 sounds like something from a tarantino film

1/17/2009 4:14:11 PM

^
no

You probably have Julius from Pulp Fiction in your subconscious.

[Edited on January 17, 2009 at 4:32 PM. Reason : f]

1/17/2009 4:30:48 PM

"When cut across the neck, a sound like wailing winter winds is heard, they say. I'd always hoped to cut someone like that someday, to hear that sound. But to have it happen to my own neck is ridiculous."

1/17/2009 7:36:30 PM

#1 is UHF. Watched it earlier today.
#5 sounds like something that could be on Superman - which I watched about three weeks ago.

[Edited on January 17, 2009 at 9:45 PM. Reason : -]

1/17/2009 9:43:49 PM

#3 is definately the Untouchables. fucking love that movie.

1/19/2009 6:01:08 PM

"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned. "

1/19/2009 10:12:17 PM

"What's it going to be then, Eh?"

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 10:21 PM. Reason : ^ Unfogiven?]

1/19/2009 10:20:19 PM

^yes

1/19/2009 10:27:20 PM

"I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!

1/25/2009 3:23:16 PM

^^^ A Clockwork Orange

^ Heat

1/25/2009 3:27:30 PM