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"Study: Wealthier Men Are Better Lovers Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance. They found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms. “Women’s orgasm frequency increases with the income of their partner,” said Dr. Thomas Pollet, the Newcastle University psychologist behind the research. He believes the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceived quality. The study is certain to prove controversial, suggesting that women are inherently programmed to be gold-diggers."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,480648,00.html

1/19/2009 12:04:13 PM

id say this would apply to women who want to get married... ( 24-31 years of age)

1/19/2009 12:07:23 PM

it might just be that rich men have the leisure to bother learning how to pleasure a woman

broke dudes are too busy working

1/19/2009 12:08:25 PM

[old]

1/19/2009 12:09:17 PM

if they have to worry less about survival it is likely that they are more relaxed in general

women can have better sex if they just let go of all their worries

(men can too)

so this makes sense...

1/19/2009 12:09:25 PM

a whole bunch of TWWers are fucked

1/19/2009 12:09:30 PM

Every Woman is a Cheating Whore
Oh yes, that’s right. That’s what I said. And I said it because it’s true. All women are cheaters.

I don’t mean this to be a provocateur or to prance around in the realm of the hypothetical like some kind of dandy. I mean, flat out, that every woman in the world is a cheater, has cheated, and is probably cheating at this very moment.

Getting a woman to cheat on her husband or significant other is not like getting a woman to go to the gym — by heaping shitloads of gifts and attention on her like a spoilt child and then ultimately getting no burn for your earn. Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread crumbs or a rat to eat rubbish. All you have to do is toss it in front of their face.

It’s not a hard conclusion to draw, so let’s just look at the facts. Getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood. That’s why women worship men in the form of menial tasks that they’re not very good at — because men control our attention like the gods of old controlled the sun and the crypt. We giveth and we can taketh away.

Good attention, bad attention, the worst kind of attention; it doesn’t matter. To a woman, being in a Girls Gone Wild video is just as laudable as serving in a highly respected public office. They stack up eyeballs like empty pie plates at a NOW convention.

So let’s compare: a woman’s lust for attention versus a man’s desire to consume or waste things — something very manly indeed. Take throwing a sandwich in the street for example. Do you know what’s better than throwing a sandwich in the street? That’s right, throwing two sandwiches in the street. Now what if that sandwich cost twice as much as the first? What if you had to wait in line again to get it? I would probably still do it and I’m betting that most men would. But what if dealing with two sandwiches cost you your dignity, your job, and your soul?

Women, of course, have none of those things — or at least don’t have 2 out of 3. That’s why when we change ’sandwiches’ to ‘men’ and ‘throwing them in the street’ to ‘getting any kind of attention from them’, we can easily draw the conclusion that women would do anything, and would stop at the destruction of nothing, for more of it.

Not even guilt will stop women from being the cheating harlots that they are. That’s because women think that cheating requires some kind of expressed willingness or premeditation on their part to actually count. I shit you not, that is exactly what they say. To a woman true cheating requires a planning and malice on par with a bank robbery. If the only evidence of infidelity you can produce is that she got drunk and put herself in a compromising position, you’re up argument creek without a chance in hell.

Can you believe that? It means if a woman can somehow convince a co-worker to force himself on her, or to “rape” her, that doesn’t count as cheating. It’s just another horrible thing that’s happened to poor defenseless her in this dog eat dog, man-world of rape happy abusers. That’s obviously a bunch of bullshit, but stand back because it gets worse.

Women also don’t count miring themselves in twisted, Dynasty-styled emotional affairs as cheating. For instance, a woman may hang around with as many as five or six of her ex-boyfriends without batting an eye. She may accept niceties from male co-workers or university staff members without ever questioning the motive of a free backrub. That’s a perfectly reasonable thing to be handing out, isn’t it? A free backrub? They’re like porno pamphlets in Vegas. Sometimes I can’t even get to work without getting two or three.

Bullshit.

Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives. Ultimately, they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as well when nothing could be further from the truth. Cheating is like getting pregnant. It’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.

1/19/2009 12:15:29 PM

^ Heavy

1/19/2009 12:20:37 PM

copying and pasting nonsense from websites sure is fun

ps: dudes never cheat

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:23 PM. Reason : ever]

1/19/2009 12:22:52 PM

Quote :

"Women Are Whores"

Quote :

"Gary Pie Face"

1/19/2009 12:23:40 PM

in before stillfu....oh well nvm

1/19/2009 12:24:01 PM

furshia's a succubus

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:25 PM. Reason : succubus]

1/19/2009 12:24:07 PM

fox news is not real news

1/19/2009 12:25:00 PM

I'd say women are more inclined to cheat nowadays

1/19/2009 12:25:30 PM

if anything, the study suggests women are golddiggers

not whores

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:26 PM. Reason : so I don't see why we're discussing promiscuity]

1/19/2009 12:25:43 PM

makes sense


being a woman IS the worlds oldest profession

1/19/2009 12:25:46 PM

having been in a social club of sorts, ive seen a lot of cheating. I have seen guys cheat, but only a few... while ive seen countless girls cheat... some even after being with their boyfriends and hanging out with me.

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:32 PM. Reason : x]

1/19/2009 12:31:03 PM

social club of sorts?

1/19/2009 12:31:44 PM

Quote :

"having been in a social club of sorts"

hahahahaha wut?

1/19/2009 12:32:48 PM

i don't think just women are whores, i think PEOPLE are whores, which includes everyone

1/19/2009 12:32:48 PM

in any case, it takes two to tango

there are cheaters on both sides

1/19/2009 12:33:00 PM

that makes no sense

1/19/2009 12:33:56 PM

just keep your pussy and money separate...

Words of Wisdom

1/19/2009 12:34:46 PM

how many sides of your fat ass have been cheated on?

1/19/2009 12:35:21 PM

Quote :

"that makes no sense"

what doesn't make sense? people cheat in general

dudes cheat on their girlfriends/wives

girls cheat on their boyfriends/husbands

in addition, they cheat on someone WITH someone else (who may or may not know they're enabling a cheater)

Quote :

"how many sides of your fat ass have been cheated on?"

I've never been cheated on

funny that you'd call me fat though

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:37 PM. Reason : lol]

1/19/2009 12:37:07 PM

ive never been stared at from behind

1/19/2009 12:37:45 PM

no fatties

1/19/2009 12:38:27 PM

its not funny, its regrettably unfortunate

1/19/2009 12:39:27 PM

yes, people cheat in general

but i don't think that "it takes two to tango" applies there

1/19/2009 12:40:15 PM

^^I meant because you aren't exactly slim and trim there, butch

^ I guess I just don't see how you wouldn't notice someone was married or something, but it apparently happens more often than I think it does (after seeing shows like Cheaters and such)

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:41 PM. Reason : .]

1/19/2009 12:40:52 PM

It doesn't.

Bighit is ain't slim, but he's trim.
Kinda hard to be a skinny bastard when you're bulked up like he is.

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:42 PM. Reason : Even out of shape, he's never fat. You're blind. And bitter.]

1/19/2009 12:41:15 PM

im a man, i can be how i want

im in great shape

youre fat, there is no deflection missy

1/19/2009 12:42:32 PM

FUCK BITCHES

GET MONEY



... words of wisdom



..... yea.. furshia, i dont know how you could call bighitsunday fat... dude is a beast.

Fit Envy ????

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:44 PM. Reason : x]

1/19/2009 12:43:01 PM

I AM A MAN I CAN BE HOW I WANT

FUCK WOMEN, THEY SHOULD WEIGH NO MORE THAN 100 LBS MAX



I'm not bitter, dude claims to have seen me once like three years ago, which was probably a complete lie.

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:44 PM. Reason : .]

1/19/2009 12:43:17 PM

i thought marriage didnt mean anything anymore

nah i love me a 150-180 pound woman

it has to be carried a certain way

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:44 PM. Reason : d]

1/19/2009 12:43:27 PM

I always forget how bitter fuchsia is.

1/19/2009 12:44:21 PM

Quote :

"I guess I just don't see how you wouldn't notice someone was married or something, but it apparently happens more often than I think it does"

Shit yeah, it happens.

Fact: A guy doesn't ask if you're seeing anyone when he's about to get it dick sucked.

Quote :

"I AM A MAN I CAN BE HOW I WANT FUCK WOMEN, THEY SHOULD WEIGH NO MORE THAN 100 LBS MAX"

Ok, now you get it.

1/19/2009 12:45:04 PM

ive missed the low self esteemed furshia


welcome back

1/19/2009 12:45:14 PM

I always forget remember how bitter stupid fuchsia is.


but hey, at least she haz da good gramma

1/19/2009 12:45:26 PM

not bitter

but holding women to ridiculous standards is never something I cared for

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:46 PM. Reason : I'm not even talking about myself, I'm way healthier now than I've ever been.]

1/19/2009 12:45:42 PM

its a ridiculous standard to be healthy?

1/19/2009 12:46:23 PM

Denial's a bitch.

1/19/2009 12:46:25 PM

you shut your mouth and get back in the kitchen

1/19/2009 12:46:35 PM

someone needs to help her out of bed first

1/19/2009 12:47:19 PM

Quote :

"its a ridiculous standard to be healthy?"

of course not

but assuming that one weight = healthy is ridiculous

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:48 PM. Reason : and please, ambrosia, let's not even talk about denial here, unless you want to get dragged into it]

1/19/2009 12:47:23 PM

ok...fat =/= healthy


you cant slide the focus of my argument from a matter of FAT to a matter of weight

1/19/2009 12:48:10 PM

well.. if you're 5' 2" and 180 pounds... chances are that you're not healthy





Furshia.... so did you lose those 40 pounds you wanted to lose ?

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:49 PM. Reason : x]

1/19/2009 12:48:36 PM

neither of those numbers matches me

play the guessing game all you like, kids, I've got work to do

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 12:51 PM. Reason : ^ half of it has already come off]

1/19/2009 12:49:12 PM

flap flap flap

1/19/2009 12:49:53 PM

Well, as I understand it, some men, particularly african american men, will not feed their anaconda unless some sort of bun is present.

1/19/2009 12:49:59 PM