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Jen
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My father's neighbor has girl with down syndrome. Every afternoon the portly mother drives to the bus stop at the top of the street, takes the girls bookbag, and makes her RUN home. Mom drives her minivan next to the girl and shouts encouragement from her window. The neighbors all call it the Running of the Retard. I am thinking about leaving her a kind note in the mailbox suggesting that it may be more supportive if she run with her daughter as oppose to simply driving. Also, letting her know obesity poses a serious health risk and sets a bad example for your children. Jesus, no wonder shes divorced

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 3:19 PM. Reason : oj]

1/23/2009 3:05:06 PM

ncstatetke
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hopefully this turns into a thread full of Running Retard photoshops

1/23/2009 3:05:49 PM

pilgrimshoes
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1/23/2009 3:05:52 PM

OmarBadu
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no way this is real?

1/23/2009 3:05:58 PM

Arab13
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lulz incoming

1/23/2009 3:06:04 PM

LV2state
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video? [or it isnt true]

1/23/2009 3:06:54 PM

jethromoore
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or the fat mom could ride a bike





1/23/2009 3:08:47 PM

Jen
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swear to god. I didn't believe my dad when he told me but i came home over one afternoon to get something and couldn't figure out wtf this woman was doing. I'm house sitting and just saw this spectacle for the second time out the window

1/23/2009 3:09:25 PM

Vix
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1/23/2009 3:10:35 PM

john kruk
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1/23/2009 3:10:47 PM

spaceurface
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i just rode an elevator with a one-armed midget.

1/23/2009 3:12:35 PM

ncstatetke
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looks like the Epic Running Retard thread was purged

but here's a shitty one:

1/23/2009 3:17:58 PM

john kruk
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1/23/2009 3:18:46 PM

Tiberius
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1/23/2009 3:20:39 PM

john kruk
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more rollin...

1/23/2009 3:22:11 PM

Ytsejam
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You need to take pics of this, or better yet a video of it. This could be an epic Youtube video, hell it could probably make the news networks.

1/23/2009 3:25:19 PM

katiencbabe
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Jen, why don't you just go out there and run with her a few times? Just afterwards suggest that the mom do it instead.

1/23/2009 3:26:30 PM

oneandonly
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You can't be serious with that... please tell me you are joking


(and I meant Jen's initial post... that's terrible)

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 3:35 PM. Reason : d]

1/23/2009 3:34:25 PM

Aficionado
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if you record this, you need to do it right

stealth cam from behind the blinds

1/23/2009 3:36:37 PM

jethromoore
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[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 5:47 PM. Reason : ]

1/23/2009 5:46:55 PM

raiden
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this thread has the potential to be epic, if Jen can get pic or video (with the audio of the mother going RUN! RUN!) and post it.

1/24/2009 3:36:54 AM

GrimReap3r
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Quote :
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1/24/2009 3:38:02 AM

tromboner950
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Oh, wow.... I don't even know what to say about this besides that it sounds like a quick route to e-fame.

1/24/2009 3:40:23 AM

jackleg
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i think they made 'life goes on' specifically so they could de-sensitize us to retarded shit.

notice how retards stopped being funny after that

I DO

1/24/2009 3:43:58 AM

GrimReap3r
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corgi?

1/24/2009 3:45:52 AM

GrimReap3r
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corky?

1/24/2009 3:46:14 AM

jackleg
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yeah its "corky"

it was like 90210 except people cared about brains instead of class

1/24/2009 3:49:44 AM

GrimReap3r
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i remember somthing about a treadmill

1/24/2009 3:50:27 AM

dweedle
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there are a bunch of these in my photo gallery that i made

if i post them, though, they will be non-premie shrank

1/24/2009 9:36:50 AM

tromboner950
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You don't need premie to un-shrink.

Just post them with .JPG at the end instead of .jpg

1/24/2009 9:41:17 AM

dweedle
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really?

maybe ill try that one day..

[Edited on January 24, 2009 at 9:49 AM. Reason : ]

1/24/2009 9:49:13 AM

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