for the better part of a week.

First person to correctly guess why gets to pull it out Wednesday.

1/26/2009 6:43:10 PM

kidney stone?

1/26/2009 6:44:44 PM

oooooooooook

1/26/2009 6:45:03 PM

after letting those guys fuck you in the ass, you got in touch with your inner woman, and decided to try tampons?

1/26/2009 6:45:07 PM

^^^

close, but why?

1/26/2009 6:46:44 PM

This guy I know got like a five inch hair up his peen (he has no idea how it got there) and it said it was the worst pain pulling it out and it was just a thin hair!

Imagine a string!!

1/26/2009 6:50:47 PM

ureteral stent

1/26/2009 6:51:03 PM

my cock hurts just reading this thread

1/26/2009 6:52:07 PM

^ correct, 7mm stone that looked like a starfish on the ct scan ftl



[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 6:53 PM. Reason : on the other hand, i have some pain killers people on here would kill for]

1/26/2009 6:52:24 PM

Sounding?

1/26/2009 6:52:52 PM

You accidentally got an IUD didn't you.

1/26/2009 6:54:11 PM

are you on your period?

1/26/2009 6:55:36 PM

on a side note, one 4mg hydromorphone would make me hallucinate for a couple hours before passing out for about 10

and i usually take percocet like tylenol on a regular basis, i couldn't imagine what that would do to someone else

1/26/2009 6:55:58 PM

stop drinking grapefruit juice and drink more water.

1/26/2009 6:56:54 PM

Quote :

"i usually take percocet like tylenol on a regular basis"

your life sounds awesome.

1/26/2009 6:58:02 PM

^ 6 knee surguries, chronic pain/athritis is a fact of life

1/26/2009 7:01:47 PM

^^ at least he doesn't come across as a smug douche


[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 7:02 PM. Reason : hj]

1/26/2009 7:01:51 PM

OMG

share

1/26/2009 7:02:13 PM

manpon

1/26/2009 7:29:03 PM

that would be cool (sort of) if you pulled it out and your penis exploded, like one of those mini-firecracker-thingees

1/26/2009 7:53:40 PM

i think you mean vagina

1/26/2009 7:55:19 PM

pls2sharekthx

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 8:06 PM. Reason : the hydromorphone, not the ureteral stent]

1/26/2009 8:05:53 PM

Quote :

"First person to correctly guess why gets to pull it out Wednesday."

So the crabs can bungee jump?

1/26/2009 8:08:48 PM

You fucked a dude with a string in his ass?

1/26/2009 8:10:41 PM

^ no even with that i don't piss the bed, what's your excuse?

1/26/2009 8:17:34 PM

1/26/2009 8:18:08 PM

1/26/2009 8:33:45 PM

one of my gf's hairs got wrapped around the head of my dick once. i was pissing and i saw it kinda hanging there, so i just grabbed and pulled. that was a bad idea, it just tightened up.

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 8:56 PM. Reason : hair from her head hahahaha]

1/26/2009 8:56:16 PM

Quote :

"hydromorphone"

dilaudid is fucking insane

2mg and i'm out like clay aiken

1/26/2009 9:02:22 PM

Quote :

"[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 8:56 PM. Reason : hair from her head hahahaha]"

hahaha I'm glad you came back to specify.

1/26/2009 9:27:29 PM

i hope i never need anything like that

i don't want to be the inside joke at the hospital that day week month forever

1/26/2009 9:34:45 PM

trust me, you wouldn't be

we only remember the really funny and/or messed up shit

ureteric stents and kidney stones are extremely mundane

1/26/2009 9:47:19 PM

i was referring to my light-switch dick

1/26/2009 9:49:54 PM

lol

you might make the nurses laugh for a minute or two, but trust me, they've probably seen dicks that were smaller

1/26/2009 9:53:37 PM

Quote :

"ureteral stent"

Just wait till the doctor wraps that string around his hand and pulls that stent out like he's starting a push mower. FUN

Tip: Take said Hydromorphone before this appointment.

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 11:18 PM. Reason : .]

1/26/2009 11:17:48 PM

i think 4mg of dilaudid might make me stop breathing


jeez

1/26/2009 11:24:09 PM

You got this because you had some sort of surgery that required a catheter (sp?) to be inserted into your dick. It probably occurred because you had that laser surgery, a piece didn't get blasted well enough so it clogged up a passageway, and they had to go in to knock it out of the way.

I, too, take percocet on a daily basis.

1/26/2009 11:48:48 PM

It was once brought to my attention that one of the most painful things in the world would be having a glass rod shoved up your urethra, and then having your penis pounded with a hammer

I mean, there's not a whole lot to do after that except chop your dick off

and even then, you'd probably have ghost pains

I wonder if you'd have ghost-erections, incidentally

1/27/2009 12:59:33 AM

i have a vomit hanging out of my mouth since i read this thread title.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/27/2009 1:00:56 AM