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"A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal. “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. "

http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,24969574-948,00.html

1/27/2009 10:05:14 PM

of

1/27/2009 10:06:09 PM

[fail]

1/27/2009 10:06:29 PM

1/27/2009 10:06:59 PM

unbelievable FAIL of ALL AGES !

1/27/2009 10:07:42 PM

That reads like the National Enquirer.

1/27/2009 10:07:43 PM

all i can think of is Clevon in idiocracy where darwin tries to take care of things when he impales his groin on the fence while jumping the jetski, but modern technology intervenes and he can continue to reproduce

1/27/2009 10:08:25 PM

you forgot the epically awesome pic from the article:

1/27/2009 10:16:07 PM

^LOL

1/27/2009 10:16:53 PM

A RAGING racoon

1/27/2009 10:17:20 PM

titlefail

1/27/2009 10:18:59 PM

1/27/2009 10:19:04 PM

The KGB was like, "A little raccoon head, heh ... ?"

1/27/2009 10:22:52 PM

LOL

1/27/2009 10:23:07 PM

Good god that's weird.

Anybody who knows that guy and/or has let him stay in a room alone with their animals at some point should consider burning his ass alive.

1/27/2009 10:43:57 PM

ouch

1/27/2009 10:46:47 PM

how do you bite OF a penis?

1/28/2009 12:03:15 AM

in soviet russia, penis bite OF you!

1/28/2009 12:04:00 AM

1/28/2009 12:06:26 AM

http://www.brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=550381&page=1

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"i can say without a doubt, that it is a photoshop ill try and get a picture of ones teeth tonight. you dont stick your prized possession in a raccoons mouth. one bit me on the toe a couple months ago just to see what it was(Or because my rainbow feet smelled like garbage) and those shits are sharp as hell. "

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 12:47 AM. Reason : ,]

1/28/2009 12:44:32 AM

sounds like some weird snack food


like, "here, have some 'Raccoon bites of man's penis', they are delicious"

1/28/2009 12:47:41 AM

bit off his dick then raped his dog

1/28/2009 12:48:03 AM

^^no

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 12:48 AM. Reason : reaching]

1/28/2009 12:48:09 AM

i second the motion

1/28/2009 12:49:00 AM

butterfly kisses > raccoon bites

1/28/2009 12:50:56 AM

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"WORST BJ EVER"

1/28/2009 12:54:33 AM

Quote :

"BITES OF PENIS"

1/28/2009 2:16:02 AM

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"A RAGING raccoon"

1/28/2009 2:19:34 AM

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"NOT ALL CAPITALIZED"

1/28/2009 2:32:40 AM

When racoons try to get on our back porch Momma just chase them off with a broom.

1/28/2009 2:52:20 AM

Damn Commies are at it again...

1/28/2009 3:45:34 AM

how large are raccoon bites?

1/28/2009 3:51:21 AM

you're trying to figure out how big his dick is, you buttnut.

1/28/2009 3:57:32 AM

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"sounds like some weird snack food like, "here, have some 'Raccoon bites of man's penis', they are delicious""

I LOLed

1/28/2009 9:57:01 AM

I can't believe a beagle would ever let a raccoon that close to it. Ours treed and mangled raccoons on a nightly basis.

1/28/2009 10:39:20 AM

some beagles just aren't cut out for the job.

that one probably needs to be put down.

1/28/2009 11:27:03 AM