the frontrunner so far is 2nd Lieutenant Alfred G. Scroggins

1/28/2009 6:33:17 PM

Pat

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 6:36 PM. Reason : s]

1/28/2009 6:34:47 PM

iron

1/28/2009 6:35:04 PM

you can have some of my retired ones:

Gino Gibraltar
Dirk Rhodes
Leopold Guggenheim Jr.

my current one is: Lionel Beaverhook

1/28/2009 6:35:04 PM

Knubby Shitknuckles

1/28/2009 6:37:04 PM

can a civilian get in trouble for impersonating a military officer?

1/28/2009 6:37:26 PM

Denny Crane

1/28/2009 6:40:27 PM

Les Duet

1/28/2009 6:40:42 PM

Didn't we come up w/ a name once?

1/28/2009 6:42:00 PM

Commander Cuntpunch

1/28/2009 6:42:53 PM

^ i'm trying to get laid...not scare off the birds

1/28/2009 6:44:54 PM

1/28/2009 6:46:14 PM

Trevor.

1/28/2009 6:54:46 PM

i'm also considering Joey McIntyre

1/28/2009 6:56:23 PM

Spraynard Kruger

1/28/2009 6:56:35 PM

do you say it just like it looks?

Spray-Nard Kroo-ger?

1/28/2009 7:04:16 PM

what happens after the weekend?

1/28/2009 7:04:59 PM

then she won't know my name or my address or my phone number

1/28/2009 7:08:15 PM

Johnny Two-Dicks

1/28/2009 7:11:13 PM

i am all ears, tell me moar

1/28/2009 7:11:23 PM

Winston Biggerstaff always works

1/28/2009 7:15:55 PM

Ron Burgundy

1/28/2009 7:18:26 PM

Seymore Butts

Hugh G. Rection

Dick Hertz

Mike Hunt

1/28/2009 7:19:13 PM

Quote :

"Pat"

watch it bitch!

1/28/2009 7:23:38 PM

Max Power

1/28/2009 7:24:44 PM

i'm looking for a dumb chick who is a guaranteed lay

possibly asian so i can knock that off the Fuckit List



keep this in mind when you're giving me suggestions

1/28/2009 7:26:04 PM

Mike Rack Habbit.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/28/2009 7:27:28 PM

hey are we going out Friday or Saturday?

in the past I've used Clint Tagger. But you can't use that, that's mine.

1/28/2009 7:27:29 PM

if you go to state and haven't fucked an asian chick by now, you just arent even trying

1/28/2009 7:27:54 PM

Quote :

"possibly asian so i can knock that off the Fuckit List "

What's left on the list?

1/28/2009 7:28:57 PM

I haven't banged a chick from Cleveland, if that's what you're asking

1/28/2009 8:23:05 PM

Svante Arrhenius

1/28/2009 8:26:51 PM

Brock Worthington

Tuck Merriweather

Allistor Cobblestone

1/28/2009 8:27:03 PM

What is the point of this?

1/28/2009 8:34:25 PM

Boyce Sterrit

1/28/2009 8:34:55 PM

king donko of punchstainea

1/28/2009 8:35:34 PM

^^^ same point as dressing up in suits to go to a bar, i guess

sometimes it's fun to play make believe

1/28/2009 8:36:50 PM

i love telling guys that i meet in bars that I'm originally from Boston....


the look of shock and confusion on their faces is usually worth it

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 8:52 PM. Reason : btw...my bar name is Sasha Thompson and I'm a flight attendant ]

1/28/2009 8:50:33 PM

South Boston

waaayyyy south

1/28/2009 8:51:45 PM

Helmet Van Buren

or

Ira Sanchez

or

Santiago Mouskawitz

or

Vito Greenburg

1/28/2009 8:52:40 PM

Huge Ackmann
Michael J. Cox

1/28/2009 8:52:41 PM

i think i'm going to change careers soon

1/28/2009 8:58:17 PM

to what? what do you do now?

1/28/2009 9:00:00 PM

^6



[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 9:01 PM. Reason : i don't know what to change it to]

1/28/2009 9:01:10 PM

Ira Silverstein. Chicks dig guys with cash, and if they think you're Jewish, you won't have to actually have the cash for proof.

1/28/2009 9:07:43 PM

maybe i'll be a librarian from now on

1/28/2009 9:14:21 PM

naughty librarian?

1/28/2009 9:14:47 PM

1/28/2009 9:15:09 PM

giggity giggity... alllright.

1/28/2009 9:15:32 PM

william goodthrust

1/28/2009 9:17:53 PM