So me and one of my roommates were talkin today and sperm donation came up cause we saw it on tv. So where is one at in Raleigh? I wanna get paid.

2/4/2009 3:52:35 PM

http://tinyurl.com/bnoyfq

2/4/2009 3:56:10 PM

this dude in the alley will give you a buck for it

2/4/2009 3:56:31 PM

i tried googling it but most of the shit that came up was either blood banks, milk banks, or regular banks

2/4/2009 3:57:50 PM

so you want to produce more idiots such as yourself, randomly running around all over the world?

2/4/2009 3:58:12 PM

^ yes and get paid for it

2/4/2009 3:59:52 PM

I'm not sure why I find the idea of selling your sperm slimy as hell.

I do though.

2/4/2009 4:03:29 PM

I'll laugh when some kid tracks you down 20 years from now.....

2/4/2009 4:05:13 PM

It always creeped me out. Its a great way to make cash, but in the long run its bizarre. Knowing that some woman is shoving a tablet of your seed in her piehole, which will lead to your kid, and youll never know it. Creeps me out. Also, Id assume most (???) of the kids wont have a dad. Though Im sure a lot of people are couples who have sterile husbands.

[Edited on February 4, 2009 at 4:14 PM. Reason : I cant spell]

2/4/2009 4:13:01 PM

I'm too short.

2/4/2009 4:23:27 PM

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"your kid, and youll never know it."

And then one day your daughter brings home her new boyfriend who's a few years older and has an uncanny resemblance to you. Then you remember about that time you sold some sperm...

2/4/2009 5:27:58 PM

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"I'm too short. "

Really?? What's the cutoff??

2/4/2009 5:33:43 PM

best thread title evar

2/4/2009 5:49:01 PM

there's a pretty lengthy screening process. you have to meet body requirements, and if i'm not mistaken you might need your college transcripts, or at least your diploma. people want jizz from tall smart dudes. then there's something about how they take a cum sample from you and freeze it for a while or something. i don't know. i saw a thing on tv about it over the summer. it's definitely not a fast and easy process. if you get through the process you do get paid pretty well for your splooge.

2/4/2009 5:49:30 PM

The cut off is 6ft.

2/4/2009 6:37:35 PM

I'm Ron Burgandy?

2/4/2009 6:40:53 PM

you have to be 5'10" or taller. you must have at least a bachelor's degree (a useful degree is a plus). you are also screened on hair color, eye color, musculature, blah blah blah.

sorry red headed 5'7" 130 lb dudes. the ladies don't want your swimmers.

2/4/2009 8:33:10 PM

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"there's a pretty lengthy screening process. you have to meet body requirements, and if i'm not mistaken you might need your college transcripts, or at least your diploma. people want jizz from tall smart dudes. then there's something about how they take a cum sample from you and freeze it for a while or something. i don't know. i saw a thing on tv about it over the summer. it's definitely not a fast and easy process. if you get through the process you do get paid pretty well for your splooge."

2/4/2009 8:37:07 PM

^^ You seriously know that? That's... creepy.

2/4/2009 9:21:14 PM

i got a donation 4 u gurl

lemme git dat screenname

2/4/2009 9:26:02 PM

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"And then one day your daughter brings home her new boyfriend who's a few years older and has an uncanny resemblance to you. Then you remember about that time you sold some sperm..."

I am sure this happens more times than people realize.

2/4/2009 9:52:23 PM

So, something kinda creepy happened at a fertility clinic in a town where the doctor was the donor in like every case. . .so there were all of these half siblings in this one town. It was major scandalous.

2/4/2009 9:56:07 PM

^^^^ heard about it on tv- not creepy. besides, it isn't difficult to fathom how people typically want their kids to turn out: beautiful, smart, and healthy.

2/4/2009 10:01:14 PM

Yeah, maybe if they were 'beautiful, smart, and healthy' themselves, and had the emotional intelligence of an average adult, they would be able to attract and keep 'beautiful, smart, and healthy' mates.

2/4/2009 10:46:43 PM

i'd venture to guess that most folks seeking donated sperm fit the beautiful, smart, healthy fertility complication bill

2/4/2009 10:49:51 PM