GO.

"that apple brandy'll make you slap your grandma"

2/17/2009 11:06:18 PM

trueeeeeee storrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

2/17/2009 11:07:45 PM

Boy, I tell you what, man, that dang ol' CK One, man, just like catnip.

2/17/2009 11:14:38 PM

aha, boomhauer.

2/18/2009 10:53:19 AM

"You so bright, I bet your daddy calls you sun."

2/18/2009 11:03:33 AM

piddlin'

2/18/2009 11:04:10 AM

Quote :

"rueeeeeee storrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

hahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2/18/2009 11:04:49 AM

"It won't my ______"
"I used to could ______"

2/18/2009 11:05:34 AM

"well i'll swanny"

2/18/2009 11:08:22 AM

"Shine yeah..."

2/18/2009 11:14:56 AM

E I, E I, Uh oh!!!

Wait, that's Country Grammar.

2/18/2009 11:15:12 AM

Quote :

"well i'll swanny"

Think you're looking for "swunny". At least as far as it's pronounced.

2/18/2009 11:15:36 AM

"That critter there over yonder."
"Ya'll come back now, ya'hear"

2/18/2009 11:16:05 AM

Asheboro peeps say "Oh law" a lot.

Or even just "Law!" in the place of damn or golly or whatever...

My people say things like "My lord honey, ain't I been mommicked this day."

And "Hoi toide on the sound soide."

[Edited on February 18, 2009 at 11:23 AM. Reason : *]

2/18/2009 11:22:40 AM

Quote :

"trueeeeeee storrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

hahahahahahahah WIN

I sing that shit way too much when I'm telling a story.

2/18/2009 11:22:55 AM

"_______ smells like the north end of a south bound mule."

2/18/2009 11:32:16 AM

yall come back now ya hear

i seen that place

Hey yall watch dis

2/18/2009 11:37:22 AM

raise hell

2/18/2009 11:45:01 AM

Y'all ain't serious, is you?

Y'onto?

Aaaaiiight.

Jeet yet?

I was just fixin' to _______________.

Man, it was chock full of ___________.

2/18/2009 11:53:27 AM

im drunker than a tic in a yo yo.

or a cricket in a hub cap.

2/18/2009 11:53:45 AM

He weighs ____ soaking wet.
He couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
Slower than molasses in January.
Faster than a New York minute.
Hottern' Hell.
Cold as a witch's tit.

[Edited on February 18, 2009 at 11:55 AM. Reason : Squeal like a pig.]

2/18/2009 11:53:48 AM

g'eet yet?

naw

y'ont too?

aah-ight

2/18/2009 11:57:25 AM

dagnabbit

horseflies and deer ticks

pert near

2/18/2009 12:02:33 PM

"headed over to mama and them's" (them being whoever might be at the house: dad, grandparents, cats...)

Oh, and if you like southern culture, you should check out "We're just like you, only prettier" by Celia Rivenbark (http://www.amazon.com/Were-Just-Like-Only-Prettier/dp/0312312431). It's a bunch of short essays about southerners. My neighbor gave it to me for my birthday and I really enjoy it

2/18/2009 12:51:45 PM

howdy

pull up your britches

2/18/2009 1:10:10 PM

"Choke a maggot off a gut wagon"

"Sexier than socks on a rooster"

"Happier than a jackass eatin' sawbriars"

"That ain't no part of nothin'"

"Happy as a tick on a three day suck"

"Happier than a three-peckered billy goat"

"That looks plumb factory there"

2/18/2009 1:21:44 PM

you aint whistlin' Dixie.

2/18/2009 2:11:19 PM

"Over yonder."

I used to always wonder why my grandmother meant when she said that... Where the hell is yonder?

2/18/2009 2:15:12 PM

damn, i use a lot of the things posted and figured they were just normal speak.

2/18/2009 2:57:35 PM

"I don't know him from Adam's housecat"

"Well I'll be dipped in shit"

2/18/2009 2:59:09 PM

"madder n' a sprayed roach"

sweet darlin'

2/18/2009 3:28:13 PM

Mad as a hornet.
______, God forbid, _______.
Drunk as a skunk.
Bless his heart.

2/18/2009 3:33:48 PM

I RECKON

2/18/2009 3:41:40 PM

"I can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit"

2/18/2009 3:56:17 PM

lord have mercy

grinnin' like a possum

2/18/2009 4:07:31 PM

"OH ME" or "LAWWWW ME" (lord me)

"GRAND"

"GIVE ME SOME SUGAR"

up a creek without a paddle (apparently this is country, i was unaware)

2/18/2009 4:32:29 PM

"what a nigger lover"
"we don't server yo kind 'round here"


I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

2/18/2009 4:33:08 PM

if ifs an buts was candy nuts we'd all have a merry christmas

2/18/2009 4:56:57 PM

IF a frog had a glass ass he wouldn't hop

2/18/2009 5:06:41 PM

"I enjoy NASCAR."

2/18/2009 5:22:26 PM

don't you mean

ine joy nascarr

2/18/2009 5:23:42 PM

whatcha say bo?

nabs

high as a Georgia pine

Mash the button

2/18/2009 5:23:46 PM

hahaha nabs

what is wrong with nabs! isn't that what they are?

2/18/2009 5:25:21 PM

i never knew why they were called nabs, but thats what i call them

they aren't even made by Nabisco, the real ones at least

Lance ftw

2/18/2009 5:28:25 PM

^the first really popular ones were made my the national biscuit company, nabisco

2/18/2009 6:01:51 PM

She's finer n' frog hair split three ways

He's dumb as a box of rocks

- we call fire trucks "far trucks"

Madder than a wet hen

"He was on that quarterback like stank on shit!!"

Does a horse have a tail?

- When it's cool and breazy outside we call it "airish"

Bless his/ her heart...(usually followed by something negative about said person)

She looks like she's been beat by the ugly stick

Is a fat baby heavy?

"All niggers must fucking wait!"

2/18/2009 6:20:07 PM

reachin round your ass ta get to your elbow

2/18/2009 6:38:24 PM

one of the many variations of "going around your elbow to get to your thumb"

2/18/2009 6:41:39 PM

"she's bout as sharp as a bag of hammers"

2/19/2009 1:50:34 PM

set these folks up

2/19/2009 1:51:56 PM