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cddweller
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So Spontaneous and I were driving down the road the guy in front of us pulls over to the right side, but not all the way over. I slow and wait to see what he wants to do, and as I slowly approach from behind, he advances a little, then brakes, starts to shoot out to the left, breaks again. I stop until he seems fully stopped, and pass him on the left. As we pass, he rolls down an window and is pointing to the left, looking out at us. I assumed he had wanted to make a left turn and was confused, maybe a foreigner.

He pulls out behind us and follows us through a round-a-bout, and pulls up to us at the next intersection, rolling down his window again. Spontaneous rolls down his own window to hear him yell at us:

"I was just trying to tell you that your left light is out, you can get a ticket for that shit, I'm not trying to ROB you or anything, not all black men are bad, my dear!"

Spontaneous is shocked, I'm laughing, and the guy screeches off before we can retort. It took my beau a while to come down off of that, he hates being accused of shit, but I thought it was marvelous. I just wish I had had enough time to yell back at the driver, "I VOTED FOR OBAMA!"

2/19/2009 1:08:07 PM

pilgrimshoes
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tl;dr

k

2/19/2009 1:09:31 PM

ThePeter
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I figured this was going to be about you thinking he was asian, but then he wasn't.

2/19/2009 1:16:29 PM

joe_schmoe
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so what you're really trying to say is that you and Spontaneous are still fucking.

2/19/2009 1:19:44 PM

Ragged
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after reading this i still feel good about myself

2/19/2009 1:22:10 PM

BridgetSPK
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OMG, ThePeter is racist, too!


But, seriously, I didn't think I was racist until I started driving sober. When I was stoned, I was all laid back about driving. Then when I quit smoking weed, I started to notice all my racism coming out on the road.

You gotta push it down.

2/19/2009 1:22:36 PM

seedless
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^ That's pretty damn funny actually.

2/19/2009 1:24:33 PM

Ragged
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"my beau"


2/19/2009 1:27:12 PM

khcadwal
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but could you be racist and vote for obama?

2/19/2009 1:33:37 PM

punchmonk
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Quote :
"I figured this was going to be about you thinking he was asian, but then he wasn't."


I was thinking the same thing.

2/19/2009 1:34:05 PM

SymeGuy69
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""I VOTED FOR OBAMA!""


is the new

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"I have a friend who's black."


?

2/19/2009 1:35:55 PM

hgtran
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Quote :
"I figured this was going to be about you thinking he was asian, but then he wasn't."

2/19/2009 2:18:07 PM

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