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parentcanpay
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i don't know who said it but my favorite is

"if you can walk through the muck then you can fuck through the blood"

3/2/2009 8:01:18 AM

roguewarrior
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if you like it, put a ring on it

3/2/2009 8:22:10 AM

djeternal
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3/2/2009 8:33:13 AM

Slave Famous
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"Wraith
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I'm looking for something thick and creamy.

2/25/2009 2:38:56 PM"

3/2/2009 8:40:07 AM

dweedle
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what is a n00b? I'm not black if that's what you are referring to..

i think it was HighRoller

[Edited on March 2, 2009 at 8:51 AM. Reason : dfgdfg]

3/2/2009 8:51:03 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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if only there were a thread for this..

3/2/2009 8:53:28 AM

Slave Famous
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shut up corey haim

its way too early for your miscellaneous bullshit

3/2/2009 8:54:38 AM

djeternal
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i, too, have had sex

3/2/2009 9:18:27 AM

BIGcementpon
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I've always heard that as "if you can walk through mud, you can fuck through blood."

[Edited on March 2, 2009 at 10:54 AM. Reason : .]

3/2/2009 10:54:08 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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THE PLANE WILL NOT TAKE OFF OK

3/2/2009 10:55:26 AM

djeternal
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my all time favorite

3/2/2009 10:59:20 AM

BigHitSunday
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there arent many original quotes on here


in fact i doubt there are more than like 3

3/2/2009 11:02:57 AM

amac884
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come on guys, we are in our 20's

3/2/2009 11:04:36 AM

dakota_man
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"Consider yourself officially called out you faggot

you think you're tough? Then come say the shit you said about me and my friends on TWW to our faces

Can't wait to see your bitch ass crying when you get taken out"

3/2/2009 6:41:44 PM

tromboner950
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"Today at a mexican restaurant this guy had a mustache that was weird and like seperated then cam eback together"

3/2/2009 6:45:04 PM

Walter
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"I want to buy an alcohol cabnit; something made or from somewhere else. Has to be able to store alcohol/wine bottles, etc. Let me know "

3/2/2009 6:47:07 PM

tromboner950
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^oh shit, i'd forgotten about that one.

Did he ever find one that had been made, or did he just get it somewhere else?

3/2/2009 6:48:03 PM

Walter
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i think he found one that was made, but it was unable to store alcohol/wine bottles

3/2/2009 6:51:46 PM

amac884
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"anyways, i just got back from ruckus and beat up everyone who was in there because when i asked who Alias was no one spoke up...thats just how it is"

3/2/2009 8:13:57 PM

d7freestyler
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"humicroav
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WapMA6Jeob4

[Edited on March 17, 2009 at 12:21 AM. Reason : i can't seem to get this to work]

[Edited on March 17, 2009 at 12:24 AM. Reason : is there some rule about posting inline video on TWW?]

3/17/2009 12:20:35 AM"

3/17/2009 12:45:37 PM

amac884
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Quote :
"CHICKEN

BONE

EARRINGS"

3/17/2009 1:09:53 PM

BubbleBobble
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"are we going to get this shit to 1000 pages or what?"

3/17/2009 1:11:00 PM

mcfluffle
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" OK FRESHMANS,

DERE IS DEEZ LAYERS.."


3/17/2009 1:13:17 PM

TroopofEchos
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"stale butt water"

3/17/2009 1:13:30 PM

amac884
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"the carlton character"


Quote :
"...would like all the posts on the next page"


Quote :
"i'll be sending pm's, don't you worry about that"


Quote :
"onward and upward"



Quote :
"WIDE OPEN

MEXICAN

AIRBALL"

3/17/2009 1:16:49 PM

BubbleBobble
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"LOL WUT"

3/17/2009 1:17:42 PM

amac884
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"amac884 has entered the room"

3/17/2009 1:18:59 PM

BubbleBobble
BACK IN DA HIGH LIFE
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"haha, cool"

3/17/2009 1:19:31 PM

shredder
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"shredder is the biggest bitch on this site and can consider themselves officially called out."


YES!

3/17/2009 1:21:28 PM

lopezlisa
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"That's called carpe-ing the diem."
-tromboner.

4/22/2009 1:06:02 PM

Big4Country
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This was sort of funny when it happened.

4/22/2009 1:19:27 PM

grimx
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""Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact,
I'm willing to bet you're new to college in general. It's an exciting time, isn't
it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never
realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing
a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic
environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.

Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent.
In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and
kinks of organized religion--or at least Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it?
You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for
limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine
Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their
own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET

NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING

IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE

WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND

THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW

SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY

HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS

THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT

ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS?

I MEAN

HOLY FUCK

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!

WAKE THE FUCK UP

YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID

AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL

INCONSIDERATE

AND DISRESPECTFUL

BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE

AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM

TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU

BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET

I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE

GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY

THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE

WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST

YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE

STOP ARGUING WITH GARY

HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU

I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING

THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME

YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN

I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE

WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION

OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION

BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM

WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH

YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE

SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY

THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE

AND SMOKE IT

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

and that's my word.""

4/22/2009 1:21:55 PM

lopezlisa
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""

(This is a friend’s experience while working at a popular fast food place on the overnight shift.)

Employee: “Thanks for calling, how may I help you?”

Customer: “Hi. I came through drive-thru earlier tonight, and there’s something wrong with my food.”

Employee: “Um, okay…what’s wrong exactly?”

Customer: “Well, I ordered ***, and there was a used condom on the sandwich.”

Employee, holding in a laugh: “Sir, that’s impossible. We don’t practice safe sex here.”

Customer: “Well played.” *hangs up*
"

4/22/2009 1:30:09 PM

JK
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"i think our pee can kill bushes cause several times i peed out a window and like there was a bush outside that window and then like a few months later i noticed the bush was dead"

4/22/2009 1:30:49 PM

Wraith
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let's do lunch, k?

ooooooooohhhhh this water feels sooooooooooo gooooooooooood

get off my freaking gnute-sac (that's German for nutsac)

at least he was hot as fuck

[Edited on April 22, 2009 at 1:42 PM. Reason : ]

4/22/2009 1:42:12 PM

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