I was washing clothes and the dryer broke. So I have a load of we laundry. No big deal. We were going over to a friend's to watch the game last night. I threw the clothes in my trunk. About 10 mins before we left. Well, we came out and took my roomate's car. I didn't even realize till we were already there that my wet laundry was still still sitting in my trunk. Today, before coming to work, I fully intended to take the laundry out of my trunk and leave it on the back porch to freeze and prevent molding. I was going to dry it later. Well of course I forgot again. I work at a nuclear plant where they do vehicle searches. It was quite interesting explaining to the guard why I am riding around with a frozen laundry ball in my trunk.
3/2/2009 2:49:12 PM
yo holmes to bel air
3/2/2009 2:49:39 PM
tell that fucker to mind his own business
3/2/2009 2:50:04 PM
3/2/2009 2:50:08 PM
That's pretty good.
3/2/2009 2:51:04 PM
Sorry, forgot to mention he is armed. You don't really tell them to do anything.
3/2/2009 2:51:08 PM
FML
3/2/2009 2:51:52 PM
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3/2/2009 3:32:18 PM
3/2/2009 3:32:53 PM
so how did the story end about we laundry
3/2/2009 3:46:29 PM
wet mildewy clothes ftl
3/2/2009 3:48:22 PM
They are sitting in my trunk right now. Soon as I leave work I am going to rewash them. Unless somehow the 32 degree temperature has kept them frozen and mildew free. Unlikely though.
3/2/2009 3:50:03 PM
can your share with us the old way?
3/2/2009 3:51:11 PM
3+ years ago I was arrested for destruction of property after speeding around a turn, pulling an ebrake, loosing control, running over a median, and destroying one of those emergency boxes in lee halls parking lot.
3/2/2009 3:54:44 PM
I doubt your clothes have mildewed already. It's been less than 24 hours and it's could outside.
3/2/2009 4:02:45 PM
could indeed!
3/2/2009 4:03:17 PM
could otside
3/2/2009 4:03:22 PM
AHAHAI haven't mastered the keyboard on my fancy new laptop.I'm also stupid.
3/2/2009 4:08:12 PM
is it good to agree in this case?
3/2/2009 4:35:11 PM
when i mentally edit tww posts i become very sad and often very tired.
3/2/2009 6:57:15 PM
to update: the clothes were not moldy and are now dry and hanging up. like they should be.
3/2/2009 11:02:45 PM
merry christmas to all and to all a good night!
3/2/2009 11:10:27 PM
if it makes you feel any better, i super glued my fingers together at work friday.
3/2/2009 11:11:27 PM
They make some stuff that releases superglue. It makes the dorks at Hungates snicker when you ask for it.
3/2/2009 11:14:02 PM
i finally got them unglued after rubbing alcohol pads on them for like 15 min straight.
3/2/2009 11:17:58 PM
What were you trying to glue?
3/3/2009 11:57:53 AM