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hershculez
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I was washing clothes and the dryer broke. So I have a load of we laundry. No big deal. We were going over to a friend's to watch the game last night. I threw the clothes in my trunk. About 10 mins before we left. Well, we came out and took my roomate's car. I didn't even realize till we were already there that my wet laundry was still still sitting in my trunk.

Today, before coming to work, I fully intended to take the laundry out of my trunk and leave it on the back porch to freeze and prevent molding. I was going to dry it later. Well of course I forgot again. I work at a nuclear plant where they do vehicle searches. It was quite interesting explaining to the guard why I am riding around with a frozen laundry ball in my trunk.

3/2/2009 2:49:12 PM

BubbleBobble
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yo holmes to bel air

3/2/2009 2:49:39 PM

Woodfoot
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tell that fucker to mind his own business

3/2/2009 2:50:04 PM

tromboner950
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Quote :
"FROZEN

LAUNDRY

BALL"

3/2/2009 2:50:08 PM

Kiwi
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That's pretty good.

3/2/2009 2:51:04 PM

hershculez
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Sorry, forgot to mention he is armed. You don't really tell them to do anything.

3/2/2009 2:51:08 PM

simonn
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FML

3/2/2009 2:51:52 PM

slaptit
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Quote :
"a load of we laundry"

3/2/2009 3:29:15 PM

qntmfred
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Quote :
"FROZEN

LAUNDRY

BALL"

3/2/2009 3:32:18 PM

FykalJpn
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"Sorry, forgot to mention he is armed. You don't really tell them to do anything."


meh, he prolly won't shoot you--there'd be too much paperwork to fill out

3/2/2009 3:32:53 PM

amac884
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so how did the story end about we laundry

3/2/2009 3:46:29 PM

Fhqwhgads
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wet mildewy clothes ftl

3/2/2009 3:48:22 PM

hershculez
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They are sitting in my trunk right now. Soon as I leave work I am going to rewash them. Unless somehow the 32 degree temperature has kept them frozen and mildew free. Unlikely though.

3/2/2009 3:50:03 PM

amac884
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can your share with us the old way?

3/2/2009 3:51:11 PM

hershculez
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3+ years ago I was arrested for destruction of property after speeding around a turn, pulling an ebrake, loosing control, running over a median, and destroying one of those emergency boxes in lee halls parking lot.

3/2/2009 3:54:44 PM

BridgetSPK
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I doubt your clothes have mildewed already. It's been less than 24 hours and it's could outside.

3/2/2009 4:02:45 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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could indeed!

3/2/2009 4:03:17 PM

BigHitSunday
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could otside

3/2/2009 4:03:22 PM

BridgetSPK
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AHAHA

I haven't mastered the keyboard on my fancy new laptop.

I'm also stupid.

3/2/2009 4:08:12 PM

BigHitSunday
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is it good to agree in this case?

3/2/2009 4:35:11 PM

JohnnieWalkr
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when i mentally edit tww posts i become very sad and often very tired.

3/2/2009 6:57:15 PM

hershculez
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to update: the clothes were not moldy and are now dry and hanging up. like they should be.

3/2/2009 11:02:45 PM

StateCole
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merry christmas to all and to all a good night!

3/2/2009 11:10:27 PM

Cansnuts
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if it makes you feel any better, i super glued my fingers together at work friday.

3/2/2009 11:11:27 PM

mdozer73
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They make some stuff that releases superglue. It makes the dorks at Hungates snicker when you ask for it.

3/2/2009 11:14:02 PM

Cansnuts
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i finally got them unglued after rubbing alcohol pads on them for like 15 min straight.

3/2/2009 11:17:58 PM

hershculez
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What were you trying to glue?

3/3/2009 11:57:53 AM

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