Jay Cutler is a bitch.

3/2/2009 3:18:13 PM

Sports Talk Worthy!

3/2/2009 3:19:02 PM

There's not a thread for this sort of thing at all. Not a single one dedicated to all things Philip Rivers. Nope.

3/2/2009 3:21:45 PM

This thread is about Jay Cutler being a Godzilla-sized testicle engrossing and penis devouring cunt, fwiw.

3/2/2009 3:27:27 PM

http://twitter.com/kinglaserface

3/2/2009 3:29:04 PM

I don't know what to believe about Cutler.

He says he's surprised and hurt he was trying to be traded, yet there are reports (specifically Michael Silver's MMQB) that say he asked to be traded weeks ago. And now it looks like the Vikings may be involved?

what the fuck is going on?

3/2/2009 3:29:19 PM

Should probably be in the NFL offseason thread. But I can't stand Cutler...so I'm not against this having it's own thread.

He is definitely acting like a little bitch.

3/2/2009 3:33:08 PM

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE

BUT THEN I WAS LIKE

3/2/2009 3:43:52 PM

Philip Rivers is always right

3/2/2009 3:49:36 PM

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"This thread is about Jay Cutler being a Godzilla-sized testicle engrossing and penis devouring cunt, fwiw."

bingo.

3/2/2009 3:49:37 PM

Great article:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=wojciechowski_gene&id=3946294&sportCat=nfl

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"Will someone please give Jay Cutler his pacifier, hand him his favorite blankie and put him back in his crib for his afternoon nap? Because if he cries anymore about a trade that didn't happen, we'll have to check his Pampers. Cutler is the quarterback of the Denver Broncos. At least for now he is. Turns out the Broncos are/were shopping him. The three-way trade between the Broncos, New England Patriots and Tampa Bay Buccaneers didn't reach critical mass, but names (Cutler to the Bucs, Matt Cassel to the Broncos) and numbers (first- and fourth-round draft picks to the Patriots) were discussed. But it didn't happen. Repeat: didn't happen. Instead, the Patriots traded Cassel and his franchise-tag salary to the Kansas City Chiefs. And Cutler is still a Bronco. But the mere thought of a possible trade upset Cutler so much that he went into full waaaa-waaaa-waaaa mode, wailing like an infant. Why are they being so mean to me? That sort of thing. "I'm upset," he told The Denver Post. "I mean, I'm really shocked at this point." And this from Cutler's agent, James "Bus" Cook, who told The Associated Press, "Nobody's going to call the [New York] Giants and ask for Eli [Manning]. Nobody's calling the [Indianapolis] Colts asking about Peyton [Manning]. [Tom] Brady? Come on. So, why call Denver and ask about Jay? And if they do call, why not say, 'That's not for discussion. What else do you want?'" Why call Denver and ask about Cutler? Because the Broncos haven't reached the playoffs since the 2005 season. Because Cutler's record as a starter is 17-20. Because new Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels just happened to coach Cassel last season. And Cassel's team finished 11-5, including a 41-7 victory against Cutler's Broncos in October. Nobody is calling the Giants and the Colts about the Manning brothers because the Manning brothers actually reach the postseason and have won Super Bowls. And here's guessing somebody called the Patriots asking whether Brady might be available. Cook, more than anyone, should know that anything is possible in the NFL. Just ask Brett Favre, one of Cook's longtime clients. Don't get me wrong -- Cutler is a talent, possibly a major talent. His numbers keep tracking upward (4,526 passing yards, 25 touchdowns in '08), but so do his turnovers (18 interceptions, including four in Denver's last three games -- all losses) and hissy fits. None of this Cutler trade talk likely would have happened if Mike Shanahan were still the Broncos' head coach. Shanahan is the guy who drafted Cutler with the 11th pick of the 2006 draft. They were attached at the hip pads. But Shanahan is Broncos history. It happens. Last week it happened to 11-time Pro Bowl linebacker Derrick Brooks of the Bucs. He was cut after 14 years. Brooks didn't pout like Cutler. And his agent didn't issue any angry criticisms of the Bucs' decision. Instead, Brooks articulated the essential truth of the NFL: It's business, not personal. "Everybody has a picture that they want painted their own particular way, but when the picture's not painted your way, you don't kick and scream," Brooks told reporters. "You be a man about it." Cutler is kicking and screaming. Poor baby. He stiffed the Broncos when they requested a kiss-and-make-up session. Word is he won't even talk to McDaniels on the phone. So what if the Broncos considered proposals from the Bucs? Who cares whether they listened to an offer from the Detroit Lions? When you haven't reached the playoffs since '05, when you gag away a three-game division lead with three games left, you listen to everybody about anybody. Come to think about it, what's so bad about the Bucs? New coach -- Raheem Morris. New tight end -- Kellen Winslow. Newly re-upped wide receivers -- Antonio Bryant (franchise-tagged) and Michael Clayton. And did we mention that Broncos receiver Brandon Marshall was arrested again? "If they were in fact trying to trade Jay Cutler, then I think that's a situation that's going to cause a very serious problem for the organization," Cook huffed and puffed. Why? Because Cutler's precious feelings were hurt? Please. The nontrade causes serious problems only if Cutler wants it that way. To whine about the Broncos' kicking the tires on a trade accomplishes nothing. Especially from a guy with zero playoff appearances and a grand total of 37 NFL games. Cutler has accomplished nothing in this league. He has pretty passing numbers, but so what? It's time for him to do a Brooks and grow up. It's time for him to spit out the pacifier."

3/2/2009 3:59:46 PM

Howard Johnson is Right!

3/2/2009 4:21:45 PM

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2009/03/the-swirl-and-the-sulk-of-the-trade-winds.html

3/2/2009 4:35:55 PM

Ya betta ask someboddddaaaaayyyyyyyyy!

3/2/2009 4:51:47 PM

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"Cutler for Rivers? Sure, and then you can dip my wife’s tits in apple butter and scrape ‘em on your toast. "

3/2/2009 4:59:03 PM

AHAHAHAHAA

holy shit, that was a shart and a half

fucking hilarious

3/2/2009 5:04:27 PM

Cutlerfucker

3/2/2009 5:32:28 PM

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"AND we throw in a 2nd round pick to sweeten the pot. ‘Cause 2nd round picks are the new 1st round picks."

3/2/2009 6:05:31 PM

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"Philip Rivers is always right"

3/2/2009 11:06:53 PM

[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 12:01 AM. Reason : V okay, that one is just fuckin creepy.]

3/2/2009 11:56:21 PM

3/2/2009 11:58:56 PM

^ lulz

3/3/2009 12:06:03 AM

this thread needs laser eyes

3/3/2009 1:14:21 AM

3/3/2009 1:27:55 AM

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THE CORINTHIAN!

3/3/2009 1:59:52 AM

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"Philip Rivers is always right"

3/3/2009 8:19:53 AM

/thread

3/3/2009 10:42:02 AM

Cutler may get shopped to Tampa, where QBs typically go to die

3/3/2009 11:04:37 AM

Brett Favre to Denver!








OK jk but it coooould happen.

3/3/2009 11:21:01 AM

he agreed today that coopers sucked. i was there and wished i was at ole time

3/3/2009 3:00:33 PM

A++

10/10

etc.

3/3/2009 3:18:06 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TCKQwqDRfs

3/3/2009 3:29:39 PM

House was coincidentally put up for sale this week, haha.

THE DRAMA CONTINUES

3/14/2009 9:34:25 AM

i cant find any info on that? rivers? or cutler?

3/14/2009 10:03:42 AM

Cutler http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/18926235/detail.html

3/14/2009 10:34:53 AM

Pretty badass house. Needs some trees on the lot but otherwise...

3/14/2009 11:01:12 AM

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"13- TIERED WATERFALL"

3/14/2009 11:50:38 AM

4 bedroom 7 bath ? jeez someone is impatient

3/14/2009 1:27:14 PM

ESPN just reported about his house going up for sale too. LOL, what a little girl

3/14/2009 4:26:29 PM

Stupid Cuntler...

3/14/2009 4:31:17 PM

LOL - so he bought the house for $1.34 million in 2006, just as the housing market was starting to collapse, and now that the housing market and the entire economy are completely in the crapper, it costs 50% more

must be nice to be rich and throw away money

3/14/2009 6:47:55 PM

Cutler met with McDaniels today and has formally requested a trade. He will not report tomorrow morning as it is not mandatory but said he will attend mini camps so he stays in shape. He's gone, haha.

3/16/2009 12:51:38 AM

^^ what? you mean the person who might potentially buy it?

3/16/2009 1:14:32 AM

He's tired of being rivers' bitch every year.

I don't blame him, if I knew I was going to get publicly humiliated twice per year for my entire career, I'd probably leave too.

3/16/2009 1:21:32 AM

^^yeah, I mean the person who would buy a house that's "appreciated" 50% since the housing market collapsed...them being the rich person throwing the money away (Not Cutler...he's just a bitch)

3/16/2009 1:26:49 AM

I just read the article on espn about him formally requesting a trade and my GOD does he sound like such a bitch. Holy cow, haha. He is SO pissed that mcdaniels isn't stroking his cock that he is just beside himself, livid even. wow

3/16/2009 1:50:36 AM

so. rivers dismantled the Denver Broncos organization. By himself. Good work.

3/16/2009 3:53:59 AM

He could get it re-zoned and sell it to either Bass Pro Shops or Orvis.

3/16/2009 9:39:13 AM

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"LOL - so he bought the house for $1.34 million in 2006, just as the housing market was starting to collapse, and now that the housing market and the entire economy are completely in the crapper, it costs 50% more"

It's actually priced inline per sq. foot with other homes in that area. High $$$ Denver area real estate keeps going up. There was a story a few months back on how the players from the 4 major teams basically just trade off houses back and forth every few years. Cutler could sell his to Chris Simms or any of the 8 FA's and 10+ draftees from the Broncos alone.

3/16/2009 9:55:18 AM

if the Chargers had attempted to trade Rivers you would all be like "fuck the Chargers, leave them bitches!"

3/16/2009 10:02:40 AM