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qntmfred
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when i have to take the dogs out to the woods to go to the bathroom, i like to pretend that an army of forest monsters is getting ready to ambush me and kidnap my family.

and i, the noble warrior hero, skillfully defeat the army with a series of kickflips and catapults, living to see another day. or at least, until the next time i take the dogs out.

3/2/2009 9:16:17 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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[Edited on March 2, 2009 at 9:17 PM. Reason : (i lol'd a little)]

3/2/2009 9:16:43 PM

tromboner950
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q-fred, you crazy.

3/2/2009 9:17:08 PM

SMILEY MAN
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3/2/2009 9:17:36 PM

EMCE
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bite

3/2/2009 9:26:58 PM

Fail Boat
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You actually do the kickflips and catapults though, right?

3/2/2009 9:29:57 PM

miska
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I hope he does

3/2/2009 9:31:04 PM

dakota_man
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who are you

harrison ford?

3/2/2009 9:31:08 PM

cddweller
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Yeah, he and punchmonk saw how evil my boss was at the Neomonde Deli and took him out, it was awesome. It was 2-on-1 action, she was still pregnant but she could pull a mean step-over toe hold.

3/2/2009 9:31:58 PM

BobbyDigital
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"when i have to take the dogs out to the woods to go to the bathroom, i like to pretend that an army of forest monsters is getting ready to ambush me and kidnap my family."


hahahahahaha

this is hilarious, because when i'm out taking the dogs out at midnight or so, it's so fucking quiet out here that i also pretend that i'm about to be ambushed by creatures and shit.

one time i was doing this, and then i heard the loud noise of dozens of footsteps, and turned around to almost get stampeded by a gang of thugged out durham deer. I jumped out of my fucking skin.

3/2/2009 9:34:39 PM

FykalJpn
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"out to the woods to go to the bathroom"


there's a bathroom in the woods?

3/2/2009 9:34:50 PM

cddweller
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^^that's happened to me, but they were regulars so I wasn't as surprised. After a while I came to expect them and started leaving treats.

3/2/2009 9:35:47 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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y'all need to get a damn bow

3/2/2009 9:36:23 PM

Str8BacardiL
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i usually pee in the back yard when taking the dog out

nothing like multi tasking

plus it conserves water

3/2/2009 9:38:44 PM

Vix
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"he and punchmonk saw how evil my boss was at the Neomonde Deli"


Who was your boss there?

3/2/2009 9:40:15 PM

cddweller
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I think he was the youngest brother of the bunch. A total socialite, pleasing and handsome and professional to the outside world, but behind closed doors, a complete ass.

3/2/2009 9:40:38 PM

j_sun
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one of my friends used to have this old man that was camping out in her backyard

3/2/2009 9:44:35 PM

qntmfred
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another crisis averted

3/2/2009 11:27:07 PM

j_sun
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it's the zombies you gotta worry about

not so much the forest monsters

3/2/2009 11:30:48 PM

paerabol
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this has xckd written all over it

3/3/2009 6:03:18 AM

Ragged
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............i get up and sleep walk and watch out the window, and tell people to be quiet because they are coming

[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 9:53 AM. Reason : lol]

3/3/2009 9:53:10 AM

jackleg
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil

i love cryptozoology (and the related tv shows like monsterquest and destination truth)

3/3/2009 9:55:59 AM

nicklepickle
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^^ lol that was some scary shit, not to mention you told me to watch the table

3/3/2009 10:13:35 AM

qntmfred
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^^^^ it's pronounced xkcd

3/3/2009 10:21:21 AM

DeltaBeta
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In the middle of the night
I go walking in my sleep
From the mountains of faith
To the river so deep

3/3/2009 10:22:53 AM

se7entythree
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sometimes i wake up scared to death with my heart pounding out of my chest and it won't slow down, it makes me nauseated, and it takes me an hour or so to go back to sleep. it's horrible. it happened twice last night. it happens about once a week.

3/3/2009 10:26:32 AM

Skack
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^ Yeah, I get that all the time too. It's like a miniature night terror or something. I'm also bad about punching my girlfriend in the face during sleep.

3/3/2009 10:54:35 AM

qntmfred
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^ haha. one time in the middle of a dream i put punchmonk in a headlock. it was pretty

3/3/2009 11:55:34 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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anger issues exposed??

3/3/2009 11:56:41 AM

nicklepickle
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Quote :
"In the middle of the night
I go walking in my sleep
From the mountains of faith
To the river so deep"


thanks a lot now ill be singing this shit all day

3/3/2009 12:35:13 PM

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