when i have to take the dogs out to the woods to go to the bathroom, i like to pretend that an army of forest monsters is getting ready to ambush me and kidnap my family.and i, the noble warrior hero, skillfully defeat the army with a series of kickflips and catapults, living to see another day. or at least, until the next time i take the dogs out.
3/2/2009 9:16:17 PM
1[Edited on March 2, 2009 at 9:17 PM. Reason : (i lol'd a little)]
3/2/2009 9:16:43 PM
q-fred, you crazy.
3/2/2009 9:17:08 PM
3/2/2009 9:17:36 PM
bite
3/2/2009 9:26:58 PM
You actually do the kickflips and catapults though, right?
3/2/2009 9:29:57 PM
I hope he does
3/2/2009 9:31:04 PM
who are youharrison ford?
3/2/2009 9:31:08 PM
Yeah, he and punchmonk saw how evil my boss was at the Neomonde Deli and took him out, it was awesome. It was 2-on-1 action, she was still pregnant but she could pull a mean step-over toe hold.
3/2/2009 9:31:58 PM
3/2/2009 9:34:39 PM
3/2/2009 9:34:50 PM
^^that's happened to me, but they were regulars so I wasn't as surprised. After a while I came to expect them and started leaving treats.
3/2/2009 9:35:47 PM
y'all need to get a damn bow
3/2/2009 9:36:23 PM
i usually pee in the back yard when taking the dog outnothing like multi taskingplus it conserves water
3/2/2009 9:38:44 PM
3/2/2009 9:40:15 PM
I think he was the youngest brother of the bunch. A total socialite, pleasing and handsome and professional to the outside world, but behind closed doors, a complete ass.]
3/2/2009 9:40:38 PM
one of my friends used to have this old man that was camping out in her backyard
3/2/2009 9:44:35 PM
another crisis averted
3/2/2009 11:27:07 PM
it's the zombies you gotta worry aboutnot so much the forest monsters
3/2/2009 11:30:48 PM
this has xckd written all over it
3/3/2009 6:03:18 AM
............i get up and sleep walk and watch out the window, and tell people to be quiet because they are coming [Edited on March 3, 2009 at 9:53 AM. Reason : lol]
3/3/2009 9:53:10 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devili love cryptozoology (and the related tv shows like monsterquest and destination truth)
3/3/2009 9:55:59 AM
^^ lol that was some scary shit, not to mention you told me to watch the table
3/3/2009 10:13:35 AM
^^^^ it's pronounced xkcd
3/3/2009 10:21:21 AM
In the middle of the nightI go walking in my sleepFrom the mountains of faithTo the river so deep
3/3/2009 10:22:53 AM
sometimes i wake up scared to death with my heart pounding out of my chest and it won't slow down, it makes me nauseated, and it takes me an hour or so to go back to sleep. it's horrible. it happened twice last night. it happens about once a week.
3/3/2009 10:26:32 AM
^ Yeah, I get that all the time too. It's like a miniature night terror or something. I'm also bad about punching my girlfriend in the face during sleep.
3/3/2009 10:54:35 AM
^ haha. one time in the middle of a dream i put punchmonk in a headlock. it was pretty ]
3/3/2009 11:55:34 AM
anger issues exposed??
3/3/2009 11:56:41 AM
3/3/2009 12:35:13 PM