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evan
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1) when a person you were friends with in high school that you haven't talked to in 3 years randomly IMs you out of nowhere, makes small talk, and then awkwardly propositions you for sex

3/3/2009 12:44:23 AM

Big Business
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aka, things that have never happened to evan

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/3/2009 12:44:52 AM

aph319
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not this thread, that's for sure

3/3/2009 12:45:18 AM

punchmonk
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In the words of Evan Kinney, "OH MY!"

3/3/2009 12:46:13 AM

evan
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my response: "..."

3/3/2009 12:48:22 AM

j_sun
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3/3/2009 12:52:52 AM

JeffreyBSG
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seeing random people that look like celebrities...it's only funny if there's someone to share the joke, though

"Hey, that guy looks like Carlton from "Fresh Prince"!"
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA

3/3/2009 1:14:24 AM

tromboner950
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http://engrishfunny.com/

This site.

It never fails to lol.

Especially the ones that manage to be strangely existential.

[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 1:19 AM. Reason : ]

3/3/2009 1:17:12 AM

ThePeter
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these people

3/3/2009 1:21:57 AM

Woodfoot
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evan, to be fair

you do exist in a pretty slutty subcategory of a generation that has definitely embraced casual sex

3/3/2009 1:28:17 AM

evan
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god damn that was awkward

i told him i wasn't driving 2 hours for sex

he told me he would drive here and we could get a motel room

that's about the point where i just stopped responding

3/3/2009 3:09:25 AM

GroundBeef
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So how many openly gay people were there in your high school class other than you two.....or did one of you lie about your soul

3/3/2009 3:11:32 AM

rtc407
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gah evan its like you're living my life except the [homo] version

like same exact scenario except i only had to drive 30 min to sex this fatty. turned that shit down

3/3/2009 3:11:45 AM

evan
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^^oh no, he's "straight" but "[he] just need[s] to get some tonight, man, [he] do[esn't] care from who"

also, i wasn't openly gay in high school

^
Quote :
"HOMO

LIFE

VERSION"

3/3/2009 3:13:16 AM

GroundBeef
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People used to call me homo in high school

3/3/2009 3:16:09 AM

evan
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lawl

i made sure no one called me homo

i was as straight as i could possibly be... i think partly because i was trying to convince myself i didn't like dudes

3/3/2009 3:16:54 AM

GroundBeef
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Wouldn't have been as bad if I actually got some poon



[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 3:17 AM. Reason : AASDF]

3/3/2009 3:16:55 AM

evan
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Quote :
"FAILED

DOUBLE

POST"

3/3/2009 3:17:35 AM

GroundBeef
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Quote :
"EPIC

DOUBLE-SPACED-QUOTE

POSER"

3/3/2009 3:18:25 AM

rtc407
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?

3/3/2009 3:18:32 AM

evan
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u mad?

3/3/2009 3:19:01 AM

rtc407
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3/3/2009 3:21:44 AM

GroundBeef
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I want some weeeeeeed

3/3/2009 3:22:58 AM

rtc407
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3/3/2009 3:23:33 AM

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