3/3/2009 5:00:35 PM
yo check out the deep part of the blue planet thing on the ocean
3/3/2009 5:01:42 PM
mermaidno way i could deal with a fish head...and she's still got a mouth right?
3/3/2009 5:01:45 PM
Mermaid.Blow jobs.
3/3/2009 5:01:49 PM
top half can still give head
3/3/2009 5:01:59 PM
you'd have to hear her talkI'd take the bottom halfIf she wouldn't let me hit that I would rub dirt in her gills
3/3/2009 5:03:37 PM
plus Have you ever had a fish blowjob?
3/3/2009 5:06:46 PM
top half1) still get bjs2) no periods fish don't have vaginas3) can't get it pregnateI'm Big Business and i approved this message.[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 5:11 PM. Reason : thanks for lookin out b]
3/3/2009 5:08:15 PM
3/3/2009 5:09:34 PM
^^ you're not gonna endorse this one?
3/3/2009 5:10:20 PM
I change my vote to top halfOf the 6 things I value on a women (mouth, hands, tits, ass, vag, and legs)each side has 3 But the top half could sing kareoke with me, so she gets my vote
3/3/2009 5:11:15 PM
yeah and i'm not about to titty fuck some gillsI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
3/3/2009 5:11:51 PM
3/3/2009 5:12:06 PM
I think I'd rather spend my life with a hot woman who happened to have a fin instead of legs...than with a hideous fish-headed monster]
3/3/2009 5:48:07 PM
top half human definitely
3/3/2009 6:19:21 PM
i would choose the one that has more survival skills
3/3/2009 6:28:32 PM
top half
3/3/2009 8:13:54 PM
give me the half with the mouth and the tits.
3/3/2009 8:14:40 PM
you'd have to hear her talkI'd take the bottom half
3/3/2009 8:14:51 PM
^ not if my dick was in her mouth
3/3/2009 8:15:30 PM
screw it i'd rather have neither. either one of them would most likely diminish my ability to survive. i'd rather be alone
3/3/2009 8:16:47 PM
you could always kill them and fry up the fish part...I don't think that would be cannibalism
3/3/2009 8:17:27 PM
depends on how good of head the mermaid could give. man CAN live off mouth alone.
3/3/2009 9:18:28 PM
top
3/3/2009 9:22:19 PM
Clearly A.blowjobs, handjobs, tittyfucking, backrubs, kissing, conversation, hands to do work...What advantage does B have? a fishy pussy? a fishy 69?
3/4/2009 6:08:25 AM