STORY OF MY LIFE
3/3/2009 6:46:57 PM
this happened to me last night
3/3/2009 6:57:14 PM
didn't get to *toss* the salad before it went bad
3/3/2009 6:57:44 PM
as it should... salad is for pussies and rabbits. are you a rabbit with two big front teeth, motherfucker? no. respect your self and eat a steak.
3/3/2009 6:58:54 PM
yo homes to bel air
3/3/2009 6:59:49 PM
buying bagged salads + how cheap I am = buying bagged salads on clearance --> this problem.Forces me to eat it immediately so as to not waste my money [Edited on March 3, 2009 at 7:07 PM. Reason : s]
3/3/2009 7:04:43 PM
i don't truck with no clearance salads[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 7:05 PM. Reason : r.i.p. baby greens]
3/3/2009 7:05:12 PM
FML
3/3/2009 7:05:21 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS FMLDO I KEEP MISSING THESE ACRONYM CREATING MEETINGS OR SOME SHIT GODDAMNIT
3/3/2009 7:07:28 PM
this is why i buy heads of lettuce! they are cheaper and last longerrrrrr
3/3/2009 7:11:56 PM
I buy heads of lettuce to bore holes into, pour ranch in and fuck, then eat afterwards
3/3/2009 7:15:18 PM
this happened to me so much that i only buy the little bag now
3/3/2009 7:34:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJN3PGqDRNg
3/3/2009 7:34:58 PM
3/3/2009 7:35:26 PM
YO I'M TAKING A SHIT AND POSTING AT THE SAME TIME
3/3/2009 7:36:17 PM
this almost happened to me a few minutes ago date said 3/1 but the lettuce was still good enough for our tacos
3/3/2009 7:37:40 PM
3/3/2009 7:37:45 PM
gross. produce is the last thing i try to save money on.
3/3/2009 7:49:50 PM
^^oh hells yes homegrown is WAY better. i have no garden space in the summer i'll at least buy it from the farmer's market. AND no worries i have to go to a different damn grocery store for produce to avoid the sliminess haha. it is annoying. i can't wait until i live somewhere i can have a garden.i loved when my parents grew lettuce. then they got tired of gardening and just got our yard landscaped. no more garden we used to grow carrots, raddish, cucumber, snaps (green beans), zucchini, lettuce and tomatoes! it was amazing.^i'm confused. if you eat it right away, what is wrong with it? kinda like going to buy meat and if you are using it that night getting the kind that needs to be sold by that date, it is cheaper. or am i the only one that does this. i guess i'm a josey grossey.
3/3/2009 7:51:30 PM
3/3/2009 7:52:35 PM
^I don't understand why you're gross
3/3/2009 8:06:00 PM
One thing that supermarkets here do that is pretty cool is the regularly clearance out their fresh produce. I'm not talking about like at Harris Teeter when they wait until the bananas are black before slapping a half off sticker on them. Here maybe 2-3 days before produce is going to be past its prime they'll mark it 10% off, the next day 15%, etc until the day when it's got to go they mark it 50%, but it's still usually just as good as the full price stuff, especially if you're cooking it. The only problem is you have to use it in the next two days or you've wasted your money
3/3/2009 11:24:08 PM