...and he'll tell you no lies.

3/5/2009 1:29:48 AM

3/5/2009 1:30:31 AM

k

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/5/2009 1:30:32 AM

3/5/2009 1:30:41 AM

You folks are doing good.

3/5/2009 10:12:22 AM

/thread

3/5/2009 10:13:52 AM

hey dan how's it going?

3/5/2009 10:16:54 AM

^You done good, Bryan...

3/5/2009 10:35:41 AM

can i aks you a question?

3/5/2009 11:26:51 AM

yeah, cracka you can aks me a question anytime.

I give you de scoop an' keep dat shit fo real, my boog.

3/5/2009 12:42:53 PM

back to the top for this one in light of all the other ask threads I see lately. Have at it, folks. See if I answer a damn thing...if I do, it must mean:

A. You're cute.
B. I have an eCrush on you.
C. You posed a question actually worth answering.
D. I got tired of not answering any questions.

3/19/2009 9:55:09 PM

what do you think about this?

message_topic.aspx?topic=555598

3/19/2009 10:00:21 PM

i'm feeling like i gotta take a shit and i gotta fart
you think i'll shart if i try?

3/19/2009 10:01:49 PM

have you ever shit on a chick's face?

3/19/2009 10:11:18 PM

yo I just pulled off a fart and no shit
I will continue my record of never sharting in my pants, just in the toilet and on b1tches lips

3/19/2009 10:12:20 PM

can i put it in your butt?

3/19/2009 10:12:54 PM

i guess none of us were cute enough

3/19/2009 10:55:08 PM

do you still have your accord?

3/19/2009 10:56:33 PM

Quote :

"can i put it in your butt?"

Actually, I've never tried that before...I hear prostate stimulation can be pleasurable.

But please...pick a SMALL strap-on, use lots of lube, and go slow. I am TIGHT up in there.

3/19/2009 11:39:52 PM

Yeah, most dudes should start out with one finger covered with a lubed condom.

3/19/2009 11:45:20 PM

is that what the sheriff liked?

3/19/2009 11:46:01 PM

Oh...and women only. I wouldn't DREAM of trying this with a man. Hell, I don't know why I'd dream of entertaining the idea, period. Guess my life is just that fucking unsettling right now.

[Edited on March 20, 2009 at 12:23 AM. Reason : shzz]

3/20/2009 12:11:04 AM

Jesus people...entertain me, dammit.

3/20/2009 12:25:50 AM

How much do you hate your new wife?

3/20/2009 12:29:44 AM

Never made it that far. Hate her? Nah. Plennys of de fishes in de sea, blood.

3/20/2009 12:30:59 AM

Does this mean you have more time now to do sidework?

3/20/2009 12:36:48 AM

fix my car son and make my other cars run better.

i will pay you in beer and bitches.

[Edited on March 20, 2009 at 12:40 AM. Reason : and maybe some cash.]

3/20/2009 12:39:49 AM

If I had a place to do it, and if I lived closer to NCSU

3/20/2009 12:40:10 AM

bring it fools

3/20/2009 7:55:09 AM

God, you guys are BASTARDS. Even more so than I am. ENTERTAIN ME, YOU COCKLOOKERS!

3/20/2009 1:10:46 PM

i'm investing the in the flying car.

--------------------------------

Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit
He took the midnight train goin anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlight people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night

Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin anything to roll the dice,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

(chorus)

Dont stop believin
Hold on to the feelin
Streetlight people

[Edited on March 20, 2009 at 1:26 PM. Reason : c]

3/20/2009 1:24:24 PM

That's pretty entertaining. I'll be back in a couple of minutes.

3/20/2009 1:25:43 PM

Okay, last run for the weekend, and with everybody online, this is sure to be a winner.

3/23/2009 2:09:32 AM

ass or tits?

3/23/2009 2:10:13 AM

is 2 plus 2 = 5?

3/23/2009 2:11:20 AM

I love both, but if I had to choose between the two, I'd have to say I'm an ass man. Even small breasts are nice and fun. But face to face, I love a nice, thick ass.

3/23/2009 2:11:40 AM

What is your opinion of me?

3/23/2009 2:15:29 AM

One can never form a good complete opinion unless one has met the other, face to face.

That said, the impression I get is that you're pretty much a genuine person whose personality has grown and evolved since you've been posting here. I think you're all-around cool.

Or did you want other opinions on other aspects?

3/23/2009 2:17:57 AM

what are all your opinions of me?

3/23/2009 2:19:30 AM

1. You are cool.
2. you may think you're fat, but I don't know that for sure and ain't passing that kind of judgment. I ain't the skinniest person out there. Still seem cute to me. NO STALK, NO FAP DAMMIT.
3. That said, I'd hit it...but not unless it was a mutual friends having fun hit it.
4. You seem pretty genuine, somebody with more depth than a lot of folks.
5. You shouldn't worry too much about folks liking you...but you shouldn't (and don't as far as I've seen) go out of your way to be an asshole either.
6. I don't really have a good number 6.

What more do you wanna know? Too candid, maybe? You aksed!

3/23/2009 2:25:38 AM

Sounds good to me.

3/23/2009 2:27:47 AM

Good. I don't like to really step on toes of people who seem cool.

3/23/2009 2:28:43 AM

Oh wait. Do you have any bad opinions of me?

3/23/2009 2:30:42 AM

Not that I can think of. But like I said, I've not experienced the Sarah experience in person. You never know. Just don't go gettin' all paranoid now, lol.

3/23/2009 2:31:50 AM

Don't worry I'm not really cool in real life. I tell awful stories and my voice is annoying.

3/23/2009 2:34:37 AM

Yeah, well I fart a lot. And often say vulgar things without thinking, especially in the presence of women and children. Call it even, boring girl.

3/23/2009 2:36:24 AM

Good nite, all. My thread is closed for the evening. Have fun, be young, dumb...and well, you know the rest.

3/23/2009 2:52:41 AM

ok...time to take a small break from the grind here. bombard me with your questions that I won't answer.

3/23/2009 3:24:01 PM

Will you do my job for me but give me the money?


also, I'm pretty pissed off right now...will you make me laugh?

[Edited on March 23, 2009 at 3:26 PM. Reason : ]

3/23/2009 3:24:46 PM

First of all...I'd like to know what I'd be doing. I'm reasonably sure (in fact positive) that you're not sucking dicks for money...which is good because I don't really like peters in my mouth.

If I find it interesting enough, sure, what the hell...a break from my routine for what I assume is a good cause.

Laugh? Damn, that's a hard one...I don't think that hearing about my dad farting all day long while we were working on the boat and nearly killing Jeepman and myself in the process would be your brand of humor...but in all reality, it's a miracle we made it back alive.

3/23/2009 3:32:32 PM