https://masik.com/university-of-north-carolina/university-of-north-carolina-cologne.html

3/5/2009 11:41:04 AM

3/5/2009 11:41:38 AM

hmmm. looks to clear to be semen. Whats in it?

3/5/2009 11:41:50 AM

Read the product description. Might be one of the gayest things I've ever read.

3/5/2009 11:42:46 AM

You can already buy the knock off brand at walmart:

3/5/2009 11:43:30 AM

now you can finally go to Wal Mart and come out smelling like a fag

3/5/2009 11:44:05 AM

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"A "signature scent" exclusively created for The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Inspired by the Beauty of the Old Well, the Reverence of the Tar Heels and the Undeniable Allure of Carolina Blue. Charming, Legendary and Irresistible. UNC for men is a light and crisp fragrance that embodies alluring Carolina Blue in a bottle. The fragrance opens with fresh Sicilian lemon and bergamot. The aromatics extend with lavender and the subtle spice of sensual white pepper. The base notes combine a soft white amber and tonka bean. An irresistible and fresh creation for the proud Carolina man. Fragrance Notes: Top: Neroli, Sicilian Lemon, Cardamom, Crisp Bergamot Middle: Iced Juniper, Lavender, Sunny Geranium, Jasmine, White Pepper Base: Sheer White Amber, Tonka Bean, Haitian Vetiver, Cashmere Woods"

Oh my gosh. This has to be BS - the photography they used would have been 10x better from a stock photo site. That's just terrible.

3/5/2009 11:44:46 AM

I think this calls for some photoshopping....

3/5/2009 11:44:46 AM

3/5/2009 11:50:49 AM

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"You can already buy the knock off brand at walmart:"

Well played.

3/5/2009 11:53:01 AM

i wonder what the wolfpack cologne would smell like

3/5/2009 11:54:09 AM

Sidney Lowe's red jacket

3/5/2009 11:54:40 AM

Manly.

3/5/2009 11:55:06 AM

3/5/2009 11:55:13 AM

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"i wonder what the wolfpack cologne would smell like"

heterosexual sex

[Edited on March 5, 2009 at 11:56 AM. Reason : 

3/5/2009 11:55:53 AM

3/5/2009 12:06:31 PM

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"A "signature scent" exclusively created for The University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. Inspired by the Beauty of the Old Well, the Reverence of the Tar Heels and the Undeniable Allure of Carolina Blue. Charming, Legendary and Irresistible. UNC for men is a light and crisp fragrance that embodies alluring Carolina Blue in a bottle. The fragrance opens with fresh Sicilian lemon and bergamot. The aromatics extend with lavender and the subtle spice of sensual white pepper. The base notes combine a soft white amber and tonka bean. An irresistible and fresh creation for the proud Carolina man. Fragrance Notes: Top: Neroli, Sicilian Lemon, Cardamom, Gay Pheromones, Crisp Bergamot. Middle: Iced Juniper, Lavender, Sunny Geranium, Jasmine, White Pepper Base: Sheer White Amber, Tonka Bean, Haitian Vetiver, Cashmere Woods"

WTF?

3/5/2009 12:13:16 PM

The possibilities to spoof this are endless...

3/5/2009 12:25:17 PM

3/5/2009 12:29:32 PM

well thats what happens when you have a marketable brand

deal with it

some fuckin cologne on a shelf isnt gonna change my life

3/5/2009 12:30:37 PM

M2C they have some for the UofA as well, it smells like Mexico.

3/5/2009 12:41:15 PM

The new eau du wigger

3/5/2009 12:52:04 PM

^^budum CHING!

Honestly....of all the things to make fun of UA for the Mexico has to be the dumbest. I'm not saying you are because I realize this is a common one (made up of course by the retards who go to ASSU) but Tucson is still a good 1 1/2 away from Mexico and since San Diego is like 1/2 hour from Mexico why does no one make THAT comparison? Whatever...I don't get it but then you don't become the biggest college in the country by taking in anyone that wants it....(referring to ASU of course)

[Edited on March 5, 2009 at 12:52 PM. Reason : ]

3/5/2009 12:52:16 PM

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"I don't get it but "

oh, you would def. get it
in the butt too

3/5/2009 12:54:08 PM

well if it was YOU that was administering the ITB then I'd happily take it

3/5/2009 3:19:00 PM

just ordered 2

AWESOME prank gift for my dainty unc collegues

3/5/2009 3:28:02 PM

^^^,^^ and this is why we have a pm system

[Edited on March 5, 2009 at 3:40 PM. Reason : 

3/5/2009 3:28:07 PM

Southwest flies direct from Raleigh to Southern CA very cheap, Mr. Gunzz

3/5/2009 3:28:28 PM

if they had one for us it would smell like bricks and snuff with a faint hit of cowshit essence

3/5/2009 3:30:40 PM

a) is it really any worse than smelling like j lo or britney?

2) $60? seriously?

3/5/2009 3:31:24 PM

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"Southwest flies direct from Raleigh to Southern CA very cheap, Mr. Gunzz"

its her turn to come to NC

3/5/2009 3:33:27 PM

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"M2C they have some for the UofA as well, it smells like Mexico."

clever get out of here with that UofA hate, we have a big game tonight

[Edited on March 5, 2009 at 3:39 PM. Reason : .]

3/5/2009 3:39:12 PM

^, ehhh, my alma mater was just as close Tucson to a smellier part of Mexico. I can't hate UofA, they one of my bigger customers, haha

3/5/2009 3:44:43 PM

^^WHOA.....You're a Wildcat????????????????????????????????????????

3/5/2009 3:56:26 PM

^I don't go to UofA or anything, but they're my #2 team and second favorite University since both my parents are alums and a bunch of my family still lives in Tucson

3/5/2009 3:59:34 PM

Lauren, do you still wear that wolfpack shirt i sent to you?

you bestest say yes

3/5/2009 4:01:06 PM

^^ah yes...now I recall

I'm sure we've covered this, but you obviously hate ASU right?

^hell yeah I do....I still owe a Leno shirt don't I

Well perhaps you'll have to pick a different one

[Edited on March 5, 2009 at 4:02 PM. Reason : ]

3/5/2009 4:01:11 PM

^of course I hate the scum devils, beating them in football on the last game of the regular season to ensure a bowl game was awesome. It also doesn't help that they hired State's former basketball coach.

3/5/2009 4:05:08 PM

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"Well perhaps you'll have to pick a different one"

next time you are UofA ... pick me up a wildcats shirt
or, i really dont care b/c im not picky.

hell, it could say the name of your website on the front and i wouldnt care

3/5/2009 4:13:05 PM

I was at that game........twas awesome....

3/5/2009 4:14:44 PM

^sweet, that must have been badass. Did you also go to the game the season before last when we beat Oregon when they were ranked like #2?

3/5/2009 4:23:11 PM

gunzz....I wouldn't shamelessly whore my website name out on you

I'd ask if you want one of the braille one's but it wouldn't make too much sense....

3/5/2009 4:24:02 PM

armorfrsleep....
I was shitfaced at that point...I have no idea how the camera was in focus....

Then I went to the LV Bowl which again, twas awesome

Didn't go to the Oregon game That UA-ASU game in Tucson was the first time I've been to game since I graduated...so like, a while

I'm sure we've already covered this, but I've done many a spoofs on ASU crap...have you seen the 'billboards'? Basically UA put up a bunch of billboards around Phoenix...they said 'FACT UA led the mission to Mars'....etc....nothing inflammatory towards ASU at all...but the bitches were crying about it so I made them new billboards Made it on to thedirty.com as a matter of fact

3/5/2009 4:31:20 PM

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"have you seen the 'billboards'?"

I think I've seen them somewhere, they're pretty funny...you got a link to them? I'm sure my dad would get a kick out of them.

[Edited on March 5, 2009 at 4:38 PM. Reason : .]

3/5/2009 4:37:20 PM

Of course I do....

http://www.thespinzone.com/sundevilfacts.php

3/5/2009 5:22:35 PM

I'm no UNC fan but they seem to have a hell of a lot more school spirit and pride than the wolfpack. State fans are just angry and down on everything all the time.

3/5/2009 5:32:56 PM

It's not so much a knock on UNC....it's a knock on the morons who are actually going to buy this crap. I have to hand it to this company though....

3/5/2009 5:37:20 PM

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"I'm no UNC fan but they seem to have a hell of a lot more school spirit and pride than the wolfpack. State fans are just angry and down on everything all the time."

what the fuck ever dude.

apparently you dont follow sports b/c if you did you know that university has a nationwide band wagon with some of least loyal fans in Div 1

real showing of pride and spirit

3/5/2009 5:39:10 PM

on a related note....how is posting logos of various media outlets (with no link or mention of anything else)
count as legit press?
https://masik.com/press/

3/5/2009 5:41:14 PM

State has just as much or more support from students and alumni as UNC

UNC has a much much much larger following from the general populace, and State has no shot at ever closing that gap

3/5/2009 5:42:23 PM