Do you wait to urinate before going to bed? This clears out the urethra.

If not how do you like the afterbirth sliming up your undies and pissing in multiple directions in the morning?

3/6/2009 12:13:15 AM

I sleep naked and piss in the shower.

No big deal.

3/6/2009 12:14:09 AM

most males get an urge to urinate following ejaculation

3/6/2009 12:14:20 AM

Do you get an urge to poop after ejaculation, evan? Ya know, to clear everything out.

3/6/2009 12:17:31 AM

ohhh

i see

you're insinuating that i take it up the ass

how clever

3/6/2009 12:18:20 AM

Yeah, see what I did there? I decided to avoid anything original, which you seem to be familiar with. I just made a post repeating the same shit other people post about you.

3/6/2009 12:20:04 AM

Damn I'd still get annoyed getting my blankets gross and peeing in the shower causes mildew

Also I only get the urge to urinate because I drink lots of water.

And Ronny makes a valid question

[Edited on March 6, 2009 at 12:21 AM. Reason : adf]

3/6/2009 12:20:44 AM

when did amsterdam get a new username?

3/6/2009 12:21:14 AM

I been here longer then you DnL's fuckpuppet

3/6/2009 12:22:02 AM

Quote :

"If not how do you like the afterbirth sliming up your undies and pissing in multiple directions in the morning?"

so thats what thats from.

I'm going to do this more often

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3/6/2009 12:22:13 AM

Good call. I usually don't go to bed immediately, so that might help. I wasn't aware that pissing in the shower caused mildew.

3/6/2009 12:22:14 AM

Quote :

"Yeah, see what I did there? I decided to avoid anything original, which you seem to be familiar with. I just made a post repeating the same shit other people post about you."

it was quite effective, sir.

i give you 8 out of 10 points for execution.

3/6/2009 12:25:52 AM

Quote :

"peeing in the shower causes mildew"

i doubt it. and even if it does, you don't pee all over the walls and stuff. you piss right on the drain.

3/6/2009 12:26:20 AM

i've never had the urge to piss in the shower

it just seems wrong for some reason

3/6/2009 12:26:57 AM

Yo whats vage taste like dawg

3/6/2009 12:27:02 AM

Not me. If I'm gonna aim, why not piss in the toilet? or sink? or gatorade bottle at my desk?

3/6/2009 12:27:26 AM

on the way back from an away game once, someone pissed in a gatorade bottle, threw it out the window

...and we watched it explode on this dude's windshield

lulz were had

3/6/2009 12:29:57 AM

Really? A Gatorade bottle exploded? What kind of pressure does he urinate with?


Unless the cap was left off... but that wouldn't really be an explosion. More of a splash.

3/6/2009 12:32:07 AM

well, it didn't really explode, per se

it sort of shattered when it hit and a torrent of piss covered the windshield. i think he left the top sorta loose.

looking back on it, i'm actually surprised it didn't crack the dude's windshield

3/6/2009 12:33:15 AM

Once I was riding in the backseat of a friend's car and the dude next to me threw a cup of piss out the window. I was completely unaware while he was pissing in the cup and we were in the middle of a conversation

3/6/2009 12:34:35 AM

How can you not piss in the shower?

3/6/2009 12:35:15 AM

what the devil does JO mean? I'm still trying to figure that shit out

3/6/2009 12:35:20 AM

:carlface:

3/6/2009 12:35:40 AM

evan thinks pissing in the shower is wrong.
i think pissing in the shower is wrong.



am i gay?

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3/6/2009 12:37:23 AM

you want the short answer?

...yes

3/6/2009 12:40:57 AM

Answer:

Thanks for the question, Big Business. I want you to know that you can feel safe here.

The questions you are asking are normal for any person your age. Your body is making amazing transformations and preparing you to reproduce. Some of those changes, however, can be confusing. That's a tough question to answer, as you would be the best one to know whether you're gay or not. Keep in mind, however, that most guys have a "penis curiosity" and may glance around a little bit in the boys' room. This is probably especially true of late bloomers and early bloomers alike. After all, how would one know if he was "late" or "early" without checking the competition? This doesn't make a guy gay, of course. Being sexually aroused when looking around may or may not mean you're gay. Many people get excited at sexuality itself, which is male/female independent. That is, some "get off" on sex itself, not necessarily by whom they're watching or thinking about. Now, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay or bisexual, yet there are still many negatives about it, and many are kept "in the closet" because of this which can cause some problems. If you are comfortable with being gay, then you shouldn't let that stop you from "coming out" and being proud of it. Those who truly love you will love you anyway. Those who reject you weren't your true friends to begin with.

3/6/2009 12:41:12 AM

Yo Thegooddoctor already took her pic off the gallery hahahahah
welcome to the wolf web

3/6/2009 12:41:44 AM

I only put it on for another thread, but I can put it back up. Once exposed, always exposed I guess.

3/6/2009 12:43:19 AM

^ ahahahaha gg.

they learn early boyz

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3/6/2009 12:44:22 AM

i wish i could JO, but people are here.. assholes

3/6/2009 12:45:20 AM

no need to reupload it

photos are never truly deleted from tww

3/6/2009 12:47:25 AM

I got TP wrapped around my D because of the JO

3/6/2009 12:49:30 AM

you never answered my question!

3/6/2009 12:51:53 AM

jack off

3/6/2009 12:52:22 AM

oh ok thanks

3/6/2009 12:55:07 AM

sure thing

3/6/2009 12:55:28 AM

so is this dnl's new alias?

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3/6/2009 12:55:38 AM

probably, but i'll play along

3/6/2009 12:56:15 AM

Quote :

"peeing in the shower causes mildew"

i've never heard this justification for not peeing in your shower.

3/6/2009 12:57:27 AM

hahah what kind of fruit acts like the opposite sex on the intarweb

3/6/2009 12:57:44 AM

dnl has done it in the past

i ain't gonna hold it against him though. that cat is hilarious.

3/6/2009 12:58:03 AM

wait, am I supposed to be dnl?

3/6/2009 12:58:43 AM

"supposed to be" - no, people aren't supposed to be lame enough to create women as their alter ego

you might be though

3/6/2009 12:59:29 AM

I"m going to sleep DnL, dream about me dawg

3/6/2009 12:59:40 AM

peeing in teh shower is a given

real men take dumps in the shower

3/6/2009 1:02:11 AM

Quote :

""

Quote :

"ohhh i see you're insinuating that i take it up the ass how clever"

That was funny

3/6/2009 1:03:06 AM

But now I have two different pictures of the same lady. How would you explain that?

3/6/2009 1:03:20 AM

i got the really bad pee-out-your-butt diarrhea in the shower once. not fun.

3/6/2009 1:03:32 AM

did it go down the drain

Quote :

"But now I have two different pictures of the same lady. How would you explain that?"

DnL has pictures of all kinds of weird shit, worst defense ever

[Edited on March 6, 2009 at 1:06 AM. Reason : lol]

3/6/2009 1:05:28 AM

yeah, it was pretty much just brown water

if i hadn't been in the shower i guess i would've shit my pants


[Edited on March 6, 2009 at 1:07 AM. Reason : where's the other pic?]

3/6/2009 1:06:08 AM