compared to at school. not exactly sure why, even when my diet is about the same as what i have at home (a largely fast food diet). always much less wiping involved and usually fairly quick and satisfying. at school it's not so much quick and satisfying, and much more wiping is required.
3/6/2009 3:42:03 PM
mine are better at work than at homeat home, i know that if i stink up the joint I'll have to deal with it for the next 35-45 minutesbut at work, its no holds barred
3/6/2009 3:48:53 PM
mine are better at work, because there are only a few things better than getting paid to take a shit
3/6/2009 3:50:38 PM
my farts and shits are much stinkier at school too. idk why
3/6/2009 3:50:54 PM
If the toilet paper is free, that's luxury shitting right there.
3/6/2009 3:52:33 PM
if you have a backpack or large bag for work the toilet paper can always be free
3/6/2009 3:53:23 PM
I always like finding a nice clean empty public restroom and settling down to a cozy, leisurely shitit's sorta like sleeping in a nice hotel room
3/6/2009 3:54:58 PM
I am not going to snuff toilet paper from work man. They pay my bills son! I will, however, make sure that I take all of my shits at work during the week.
3/6/2009 3:55:26 PM
seedless once said he takes his shoes and socks off and always takes barefoot dumpsso take whatever he says on the subject with a grain of salt
3/6/2009 3:58:06 PM
I also shit on that Tiger Woods game before I mailed it to you.
3/6/2009 3:59:14 PM
it hasn't kept me from shooting 51 at Pebble so no big deal
3/6/2009 4:00:52 PM
i used to take some great dumps up in the top floor of sullivan...there were two stalls...the one closer to the door was the pisser, and the one by the window was the shitter...obviously if two people needed to shit or piss, they could both be used for either...but taking a shit with the breeze blowing through the window screen was pretty relaxing^havent broken 50 yet, huh?[Edited on March 6, 2009 at 4:01 PM. Reason : .]
3/6/2009 4:01:17 PM
Do people still do drugs on the toilet?
3/6/2009 4:01:58 PM
not at pebble, i always fuck up and get a few pars47 at that gary player african course tho[Edited on March 6, 2009 at 4:02 PM. Reason : x]
3/6/2009 4:02:34 PM
at school the toilet is actually cleaner (cleaning lady cleans the fuck out of it daily), the TP is absolute shit though. and for the less dry of my shits (which happen more frequently at school) i have to fold the TP over 6-10 times before i feel satisfied with the thickness
3/6/2009 4:04:02 PM
I use a keyboard duster sometimes when I am not satisfied with the toilet paper.[Edited on March 6, 2009 at 4:07 PM. Reason : /]
3/6/2009 4:05:23 PM
^^^^sometimes i dose the nicotine]
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3/6/2009 4:07:31 PM
We had the same pisser/shitter set up in metcalfif you were found pissing in the shitter it was considered high treasonbut you could shit in the pisser if you wanted to wade thru the 1/2 inch of standing urine that was present at all times[Edited on March 6, 2009 at 4:09 PM. Reason : x]
3/6/2009 4:09:38 PM
time to test the theory and see if it holds true
5/7/2009 12:28:00 AM
i far prefer to shit on campus. the toilets are usually pretty clean, and i'm not the one who has to clean them.
5/7/2009 12:33:31 AM
7/22/2009 10:56:03 PM
the automatic flush at work goes off bout 3-5 times per sitting, giving me passive and unwanted bidets
7/22/2009 11:17:17 PM
only time i look dookying away from home is when i'm on the clock
7/22/2009 11:18:32 PM
now that I am no longer a student I can divulge the best private shit locations on campusGo >4 floors up in Poe, Mostly administrators at that level, clean and very little traffic.EB2, Basement level far end - Hardly anybody ever goes over to that side or down that far, only 2 stalls though.Upper levels of Burlington, Of the engineering buildings on north campus these are the cleanest and most privateTop floor of Talley is tolerable.
7/22/2009 11:23:51 PM
Daniels has the single bathroom stalls that lock on the 2nd floor, which is basically ground level depending on which street you enter from....I love those bathrooms
7/22/2009 11:25:46 PM
^I disagree with the lab there you have all the unhygienic slobs that use those things
7/22/2009 11:27:08 PM
true, but I enjoy the privacy instead of having to use a normal bathroom with several stalls
7/22/2009 11:28:08 PM
I really don't understand people who can poop in publicI physically can't go if I'm not at home and even then if someone could possibly be listening..... just can't do itthe whole "girls don't poop" complexthat being said. these crack me up http://www.yourritual.com/product-nature-calls.html
7/22/2009 11:32:24 PM
I hear ya, unless I'm in a single bathroom I prob. won't go shitter at home FTW!
7/22/2009 11:33:21 PM
^^ i can't really poop in public either. unless i REALLY have to go and i can find a single bathroom or one with no one in it.[Edited on July 22, 2009 at 11:36 PM. Reason : .]
7/22/2009 11:36:30 PM
when i studied abroad in england and had to share a bathroom with a bunch of randoms from all across europe i couldn't poop for like 5 days it was the most miserable experience. i eventually had to get over it
7/22/2009 11:44:12 PM
i was thinking about bumping this the other day... my shits are way too quick and unsatisfying lately. i need to mix in some of the crap i had to eat at school just so it'll maybe take a little longer? idk. 5 minute shits are better than 1 1/2 minute shits
7/23/2009 10:00:52 AM
5 minutes for the shit to come out ?For me its a quick exit, like 10 seconds, then 30 seconds later wave 2then 5 minutes of sitting, reading, etc before I begin to wipeIf poop is coming out for 5 minutes then something is awry
7/23/2009 10:04:45 AM