http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/03/08/church.shooting/index.html
3/8/2009 12:42:16 PM
im wondering what they stabbed him withcant help but think it was one of those 3" eraserless pencils
3/8/2009 12:43:35 PM
dude was obviously a vampirethey stabbed him with a crucifix
3/8/2009 12:45:45 PM
This was clearly God's plan. God was testing all of those church-goers to see who would die for Him.
3/8/2009 12:53:16 PM
its cool that there is a church that doubles as an infirmarybut whats so out of the ordinary about administering shots to the sick?
3/8/2009 12:54:16 PM
Glad the boyfriend doesn't go to church.
3/8/2009 12:55:28 PM
Now I have a good reason to tell my mom when she asks me why I have my knife in church.
3/8/2009 1:03:35 PM
^^What?^What?You people are fucking morons.[Edited on March 8, 2009 at 1:12 PM. Reason : .]
3/8/2009 1:11:54 PM
Anyone want to place bets on the shooter's motivation?a.) Spurned gay loverb.) Sexual abuse victimc.) Darwinistd.) He happened to be in the neighborhood
3/8/2009 1:43:11 PM
he was a former alter boy....
3/8/2009 1:45:50 PM
what do you mean you people ronny? huh? huh?
3/8/2009 1:50:07 PM
3/8/2009 1:56:29 PM
Wasn't aware that Baptist churches had alter boys.
3/8/2009 2:28:00 PM
did I say of that church?
3/8/2009 2:34:45 PM
^x8I take my knife to church because I sometimes use it afterwards in places such as at work or in the garden at my grandfathers. It isnt like a big bowie knife or anything...a regular knife with a pocket clip.[Edited on March 8, 2009 at 2:35 PM. Reason : half octopus sea witch]
3/8/2009 2:35:16 PM
d.) He happened to be in the neighborhoodlol
3/8/2009 2:38:30 PM
so according to roddy this was a former alter boy of a former roman catholic/Eastern Orthodox church who went and shot someone in a protestant southern illinois (bfe) baptist church.ok, that makes more sense[Edited on March 8, 2009 at 2:58 PM. Reason : d]
3/8/2009 2:39:40 PM
the word now is that he stabbed himself, which i guess is better
3/8/2009 2:55:22 PM
Why do you shoot people then stab yourself?
3/8/2009 2:56:51 PM
haha, when your only gun jams after 3 shots
3/8/2009 2:58:13 PM
I have a certain respect for people who stab themselves...that takes guts
3/8/2009 3:01:22 PM
He could have at least grenaded himself... or something
3/8/2009 3:02:27 PM
3/8/2009 3:39:54 PM
im gona keep playing it safe and continue sleeping in on sundays
3/8/2009 3:47:52 PM
3/8/2009 3:55:32 PM
I want to visit norway and burn churchesI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
3/8/2009 4:22:58 PM
News14 just reported that one guy said he deflected four bullets with his bible before getting hit. [Edited on March 9, 2009 at 8:06 AM. Reason : e]
3/9/2009 8:06:47 AM
the word is altar. Not alter. jeez. you people
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