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Dammit100
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then why pray? seems like a conflict there, right?

3/8/2009 5:03:55 PM

roddy
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k

3/8/2009 5:04:39 PM

BubbleBobble
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you are the first to come up with this

3/8/2009 5:04:49 PM

Konami
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change your plan for ME!

3/8/2009 5:05:04 PM

Chop
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maybe god has a giant flow chart. if Dammit100 prays for a good thread, it will reach 10 pages. if Dammit100 doesn't pray, cue FroshKiller

3/8/2009 5:06:58 PM

BridgetSPK
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http://lmgtfy.com/?q=If+God+has+a+plan%2C+then+why+pray%3F

3/8/2009 5:07:24 PM

Woodfoot
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WOW

SOMEONE GET JOHN CALVIN ON THE CASE

3/8/2009 5:09:21 PM

Big Business
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dat pascal waja

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/8/2009 5:13:35 PM

ssjamind
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praying is trying to understand how you fit into God's plan

3/8/2009 5:14:34 PM

Chop
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i couldn't resist, took forever to find it

Quote :
"Hi. You're probably new to the Wolf Web. In fact, I'm willing to bet you're new to the internet in general. It's an exciting time, isn't it? I'm sure that you have been exposed to many ideas and perspectives you'd never realized existed, and you're just bursting with enthusiasm at the thought of sharing a few ideas of your own with your peers now that you find yourself in an academic environment that seems perfectly suited to such an exchange.

Why don't we go a little further? Odds are you consider yourself very intelligent. In fact, you're probably so intelligent that you've figured out all the quirks and kinks of organized religion--or at least Christianity. Yeah, that's it, isn't it? You were probably raised in a Christian household and resent that upbringing for limiting your personal freedoms, so it's only natural that you'd seek to undermine Christ's teachings and save others from having such a faulty belief system for their own good. Pretty cool of you, isn't it? You've really got it together.

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT KID

LET ME TELL YOU A SECRET

NONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS ON RELIGION ARE RADICAL OR EVEN THOUGHT-PROVOKING

IT'S NO SECRET YOU GOT THEM OFF A FUCKING WEBSITE

WE'VE ALL READ THE PROSELYTIZER QUESTIONNAIRE TOO

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY IS GOING TO LEND A FRESH OUTLOOK

DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND

THAT FOR SEVERAL FUCKING CENTURIES NOW

SOME OF THE MOST EDUCATED PEOPLE IN THE ANNALS OF HUMAN HISTORY

HAVE DEVOTED THEIR LIVES TO ANSWERING DEEPER THEOLOGICAL CONCERNS

THAN YOUR PETTY BULLSHIT

ABOUT THE DISCREPANCIES IN THE GENEALOGIES OF CHRIST IN THE GOSPELS?

I MEAN

HOLY FUCK

DO YOU THINK YOU'RE THE ONLY COCKSUCKER WHO EVER NOTICED THAT OR SOMETHING?!

WAKE THE FUCK UP

YOU'RE STILL JUST A STUPID KID

AND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS SHAMEFUL

INCONSIDERATE

AND DISRESPECTFUL

BECAUSE MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO LIVE ACCORDING TO A STRICT MORAL CODE

AND MAYBE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

TO ACTUALLY TRY AND DEVELOP A STRONG, HONORABLE CHARACTER

BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT

FOR YOU TO ATTACK MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TRY TO PLAY THE VICTIM

TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY "FORCE THEIR BELIEFS" ON YOU

BY HANDING OUT A FUCKING PAMPHLET

I MEAN HOLY FUCKING CHRIST

WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IS TEN TIMES WORSE

GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY

THIS REBELLION AGAINST MOMMY AND DADDY ISN'T IMPRESSING ANYONE

WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE

YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST

YOU ARE NOT EVEN REMARKABLE

STOP ARGUING WITH GARY

HE IS MAKING A FOOL OF YOU

I SWEAR UPON THE BODY AND BLOOD OF THE PIERCED FUCKING JEW KING

THAT IF YOU PULL THIS SALISBURYBOY, SYLVERSHADOW KIND OF SHIT ON ME

YOU WORTHLESS WICCAN PANTYSTAIN

I WILL SPLIT THE TENDER TISSUES OF YOUR WEEPING ASSHOLE

WITH A HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE NEW INTERNATIONAL VERSION

OF THE HOLY FUCKING BIBLE

YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING SMART

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO THE SAME SHIT WITH ANY RELIGION

BESIDES CHRISTIANITY OR JUDAISM

WITH SOME BOOK BESIDES THE BIBLE OR THE TORAH

YOU AIDS-FELCHING CUM FLAKE

SO PUT THAT IN YOUR FUCKING PIPE YOU JUST BOUGHT FROM BUDDHA'S BELLY

THE FIRST WEEKEND YOU WERE UP HERE

AND SMOKE IT

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COLLEGE KID

and that's my word."

3/8/2009 5:15:06 PM

Big Business
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and the word WAS froshkiller

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/8/2009 5:15:37 PM

amac884
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you are the first to come up with this

3/8/2009 5:15:50 PM

GrimReap3r
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on an unrelated note, I watched Religilous last night and it was fuckin' hilarious

3/8/2009 5:16:30 PM

BridgetSPK
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You guys are overusing that FroshKiller thing.

It doesn't really apply here.

There hasn't been enough earnest effort on the part of the thread originator.

3/8/2009 5:17:11 PM

dweedle
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I GOT MYSELF A PLAAAAAAAAAN

3/8/2009 5:17:25 PM

Big Business
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i got a pan

i got a plaaaan

imma fry this chicken in my hand

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/8/2009 5:18:16 PM

Chop
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^^^you may have a point, but what's done is done.

[Edited on March 8, 2009 at 5:19 PM. Reason : .]

3/8/2009 5:19:27 PM

BridgetSPK
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^Yeah, it's cool. I mean, it's all part of God's plan.

3/8/2009 5:21:46 PM

Woodfoot
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ps

most prayers are supposed to be full of thanksgiving and reverence, not supplication

go read The Lord's Prayer and see whats up

3/8/2009 5:31:14 PM

G.O.D
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I really don't have a plan.

3/8/2009 5:32:16 PM

dweedle
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you're just a dog chasing cars right [/overdone]

3/8/2009 5:32:50 PM

BridgetSPK
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^^What happened to your thread where you talk about how rich you are and how you don't know what to do with your life?

3/8/2009 5:33:50 PM

GenghisJohn
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Quote :
"on an unrelated note, I watched Religulous last nighttwo nights ago and it was fuckin' hilarious"

3/8/2009 5:36:04 PM

Dammit100
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I know I'm not the first to think of this, it was refreshed in my mind based on a post in the church shooting thread.

3/8/2009 5:58:40 PM

GroundBeef
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Froshkiller and his epic post are garbage, wow he got pissed at some dood

3/8/2009 6:02:45 PM

GenghisJohn
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yeah, it really has lost some luster

in reality, he's just a fucking douche

3/8/2009 6:05:27 PM

evan
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in the beginning was the word

and the word was with FroshKiller

and the word was FroshKiller

3/8/2009 6:07:15 PM

Woodfoot
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^^, ^^^

3/8/2009 6:11:05 PM

Ronny
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Seriously, it is [old], and he was pretty much an asshole.

3/8/2009 9:42:38 PM

Cansnuts
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but he was an entertaining asshole

3/8/2009 9:53:35 PM

Big Business
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man evan has really sunk to a new low.

i accepted that all he did was post shit he found on 4chan or digg or something, but copying people from shit they said earlier in the same thread?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

3/8/2009 10:21:31 PM

BEU
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3/8/2009 10:32:40 PM

FykalJpn
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the better question is why do people pray about shit that's already happened?

3/8/2009 10:34:10 PM

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