I'm testing the motion sensors on the toilets and there is a person crapping in every stall in the mend bathroom on all 4 floors.
3/11/2009 8:33:19 AM
k.
3/11/2009 8:33:48 AM
srsly?
3/11/2009 8:34:11 AM
well, try the womend bathrooms
3/11/2009 8:36:18 AM
mend
3/11/2009 8:37:28 AM
Pwnt by iPhone autocorrect
3/11/2009 8:39:00 AM
^that shit pisses me off sometimes. You'll type up a sentence and know you had it right and then
3/11/2009 8:39:43 AM
I just took a shit too.
3/11/2009 8:40:13 AM
It annoys me how the autocorrect trys to force you to type LOL instead of lol. Just looks weird.
3/11/2009 8:40:37 AM
yea, that really does piss me off.. hmm, we should have a "words iphone autocorrect fucks up" thread
3/11/2009 8:42:38 AM
7:55-8:15 is my first movementthe second should be here about 9
3/11/2009 8:45:47 AM
ha, i have a story related to this thread. kindathis morning i walked down the hall and came to the turn to the office, came around the corner, and i guess the security guy didn't cut off the sensors in that particular "sector"... cause as soon as i came around the corner, the motion sensor howled at me, and i almost shit my pants. just cause of the way its set up. loud, right at ear level, and right around a blind corner. jesussee, it's kinda related. except it was like 6am]
3/11/2009 8:46:31 AM
You know you can turn autocorrect off, right?
TIMED SHITS
3/11/2009 8:46:37 AM
3/11/2009 8:49:36 AM
3/11/2009 8:50:19 AM
LOOK TUFF GUYDON'T YOU USE THE ROLLIE EYES SMILEY AT ME OK
3/11/2009 8:51:46 AM
i hate that autofinish crap and i hate typing on the phone.it takes some crazy liberties... you start to say "i'll be there in a minute" and next thing you know, it's like "i'll be going to the store after work"if someone INSISTS on texting me, 9 times out of 10, i use one of those generic replies.. like "see you in 5" or "be right there" or "i love you" hahahah
3/11/2009 8:52:40 AM
GRRR, I HATE THE AUTO CORRECT FEATURE!I ALSO HATE PUTTING ENOUGH EFFORT INTO MY TYPING TO MAKE SURE I SPELL CORRECTLY!I HATE THIS DILEMA I AM IN!
3/11/2009 8:54:21 AM
I NEVER SAID I HATED THE AUTOCORRECT FEATUREI SAID I HATE HOW IT CORRECTS A FEW OF THE WORDS I USE OFTEN AND HOW IT DOES IT..LIKE MAKING LOL CAPITALIZED AND SHIT.I ACTUALLY LOVE THE AUTOCORRECT FEATURE AND THINK THE IPHONE WOULD BE A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT WITHOUT ITRAWR RAWR RAWR
3/11/2009 8:55:45 AM
speaking of autocorrect, isnt "DILEMA" wrong
3/11/2009 8:56:54 AM
I STAND CORRECTED!PARDON ME, SIR!
3/11/2009 8:57:16 AM
im no grammar nazi, you needn't ask me for a pardon.
3/11/2009 8:58:27 AM
^so modest
3/11/2009 8:59:00 AM
3/11/2009 9:03:05 AM
so what is the status of this?
3/11/2009 9:33:38 AM
sounds like a shitty job*badumching*
3/11/2009 9:35:22 AM
Actually, he has a pretty awesome job.I know this for fact.He is not actually having to interface with these bathrooms, I am fairly certain. He just tells the GC to go and fix shit when it doesn't work.
3/11/2009 9:57:18 AM
The tide is coming in.
3/11/2009 10:46:21 AM
hahah A++++++ thread will lol again
3/11/2009 10:49:47 AM
# 1 word iphone changes for me FUCK = DUCK duck
3/11/2009 11:23:23 AM
well, did you try the womend bathrooms or not?
3/11/2009 11:40:09 AM
^^ I was just going to post that[Edited on March 11, 2009 at 11:42 AM. Reason : ^]
3/11/2009 11:41:47 AM
i, too, take shits at work at 8:30 amalso, 3:30 pm
3/11/2009 12:28:22 PM
Well i'm off the check the indoor plumbing. I installed monopoly on my phone so it makes taking a dump at work pretty fun.
3/12/2009 8:33:13 AM
This thread is relevant to my interests for I am still currently taking an 8:30 poop. I'm pretty sure I'm gonna weigh 5 lbs less after this poop.
3/12/2009 8:37:25 AM
i wish i could find that damn "coffee, it gets you going" mug with the guy on the shitter :/
3/12/2009 8:57:43 AM
GIRLS DON'T POOP, OK
3/12/2009 12:55:28 PM
3/12/2009 12:58:34 PM
I don't know if I'll be able to make it that long.
3/23/2009 8:22:28 AM
poop:30
4/15/2009 8:33:39 AM
Poop time off maynard!Lately I've been try to squeeze one out at home before I get to work and start with the coffee.
4/15/2009 8:37:43 AM
maybe i should just wait till i get to work, so i can at least get "paid to poop""per se"
4/15/2009 10:55:03 AM
30 minutes late this morning
4/16/2009 9:08:43 AM
Right on schedule
4/17/2009 8:36:03 AM
8:30 pooping makes sense. just enough time for the coffee to do the trick.
4/17/2009 8:41:43 AM
Poop time! I like to go before I have coffee.
4/21/2009 8:33:30 AM
p00p
4/21/2009 8:37:52 AM