I'm going to the Bobcats Rockets game tonight and will be sitting near the Houston bench

Somebody tell me some Chinese trash talk I can use on Yao Ming

3/13/2009 12:46:07 PM

SO TUFF

3/13/2009 12:47:21 PM

it'd be really tuff if a 7'6" multi-millionaire came to physical blows with a little white dude over some words

3/13/2009 12:49:39 PM

SO TUFF

3/13/2009 12:50:48 PM

Instead of googling this, you choose to make a thread about it so we'll all think you're cool.

Fail.

3/13/2009 12:51:06 PM

dweedle and I are going

we're sitting in shitty seats cuz they have an unlimited bojangles buffet deal

but in the 2nd half we'll move down and start our "Eat the Head" Chant

3/13/2009 12:51:38 PM

yeah, i made this thread to look cool, not to actually find out some chinese profanity...

i'm sure all of TWW thinks the NBA is super cool

[Edited on March 13, 2009 at 12:56 PM. Reason : .]

3/13/2009 12:55:55 PM

well i guess 0EPII1 is a stupid retard and not the multi-cultured character he claims to be since he doesn't even know any chinese (or turkish)

3/13/2009 1:05:10 PM

Chao Chee Bai - smelly pussy
Chee Bai Bin - Pussy face
Cheeby - Pussy
Ka Ni Lao Beh - Fuck Your Father
Ka Ni Na - Fuck Your mother
Kiu Mo - Pubic Hair
Lan Hoot - Balls
Lan jiao - Dick
Neh - Breast
Ni Na Bu - Your Fucking Mother
keh - whore

3/13/2009 1:10:00 PM

haha nice i'll have to print those out and bring em with me

3/13/2009 1:16:06 PM

me and my roommates were thinking of driving to charlotte from boone for the game tonight since

a) we've never been to an NBA game
b) Can I write a check
c) all you can eat bojangles

but we decided to come to raleigh instead

3/13/2009 1:36:07 PM

mandarin or cantonese?

3/13/2009 1:47:45 PM

yell free tibet and see what he says

3/13/2009 1:49:31 PM

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Fail.

3/13/2009 1:50:51 PM

GRASS-MUD HORSE!

3/13/2009 2:11:25 PM

^^THE NBA IS SUPER COOL

shut the fuck up fagmire, you dont even like sports sissy boy

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"mandarin or cantonese?"

not sure

[Edited on March 13, 2009 at 2:13 PM. Reason : .]

3/13/2009 2:12:33 PM

wave an imperial japanese flag?

3/13/2009 2:13:33 PM

can you get kicked out for heckling?

3/13/2009 2:14:16 PM

i too think this would be funny

3/13/2009 2:15:36 PM

i've never gotten kicked out before for heckling in english, but at the same time, i'm not yelling cuss words in english cause i am aware of children and shit

3/13/2009 2:15:52 PM

cao ni ma
cao ni lao po

3/13/2009 2:16:15 PM

just bring a bunch of silverware and knock it together

3/13/2009 2:18:28 PM

Instead of googling this, you choose to make a thread about it so we'll all think you're cool.

Fail.

3/13/2009 2:23:45 PM

How are you gonna hate on a guy who picked State to win it all?

3/13/2009 2:25:43 PM

"Wo ai ni"

Scream it at him all game.

3/13/2009 2:41:45 PM

Why would he want to tell Yao Ming he loves him?

3/13/2009 2:43:24 PM

The only ones I know (Cantonese, I think) are:

Pok gai (poke guy) - Asshole or the like
Sae chan (say chun) - I hope you die

3/13/2009 2:44:01 PM

^^ So that he could look like an idiot.

Thanks for ruining it.

3/13/2009 2:44:43 PM

Ok, here's what you do:

1. Put your fingers on the corners of your eye sockets.
2. Pull the skin near your eye towards the sides of your head.
3. Yell "ching chong ching ching chong chong"

3/13/2009 2:55:03 PM

ongowa

3/13/2009 2:56:02 PM

just yell chink

3/13/2009 3:03:14 PM

Instead of googling this, you choose to make a thread about it so we'll all think you're cool.

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3/13/2009 3:04:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npl8QNqSgsM

[Edited on March 13, 2009 at 3:07 PM. Reason : sadfg]

3/13/2009 3:06:45 PM

if quagmire posts the same thing a few more times, somebody might think he's cool

jk

^wow nice

i'm gonna ask yao

"are you a girl, or are you a man"stfu faggot

3/13/2009 3:47:12 PM

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3/13/2009 3:47:54 PM

since fagmire doesnt like sports, he likes to gay up sports threads

i'd like to punch him in the face

3/13/2009 3:48:40 PM

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"i'd like to punch him in the face"

you realize that's not the same as "suck his cock", right?

you should probably work on your english before you get into chinese

3/13/2009 3:50:00 PM

Quote :

"little white dude"

i learn something new each day

this whole time I thought you were black. swear to God

3/13/2009 3:50:30 PM

tuff guys ITT

3/13/2009 3:50:47 PM

Quote :

"this whole time I thought you were black. swear to God"

i thought that for a long time, too...i don't know why

3/13/2009 3:51:28 PM

I would def go with
"me chinese, me play joke . . . .. "

3/13/2009 3:52:39 PM

Quote :

"you realize that's not the same as "suck his cock", right?"

is this some kind of lame attempt at trolling? i'd like to punch you in the face, not yao, for being a little sissy faggot who hates sports because you're a little bitch

I HATE SPORTS SO I'LL TROLL THIS THREAD

i'll fedex your parents some homocil


[Edited on March 13, 2009 at 3:55 PM. Reason : .]

3/13/2009 3:54:20 PM

Quote :

"i'd like to punch you in the face, for being a little sissy faggot who hates sports because you're a little bitch"

you realize that "don't watch sports on tv because it's boring" is not the same as "hating" sports, right? i'm not surprised you don't get it...you see, i actually PLAYED sports in high school (only intramural since then, though), and i get MUCH more value out of DOING something than watching others do something

dude, seriously...are you really that pissed that i won't go out with you to a game? you're just not my type...you know, because of the penis and all

[Edited on March 13, 2009 at 3:56 PM. Reason : .]

3/13/2009 3:56:14 PM

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"you realize that "don't watch sports on tv because it's boring" is not the same as "hating" sports, right?"

you realize that being a faggot ass punk, and being named quagmire02, are the exact same thing, right bitch boy?

THPORTS ARE THO BOOOOORING

[Edited on March 13, 2009 at 3:58 PM. Reason : .]

3/13/2009 3:57:11 PM

just dont do what this guy did

3/13/2009 3:58:02 PM

should i bring a huge bucket of rice?

3/13/2009 3:58:44 PM

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"you realize that being a faggot ass punk, and being named quagmire02, are the exact same thing, right bitch boy?"

original...get your pimply ass little white boy body the fuck out of this thread, kid

3/13/2009 3:58:46 PM

get out of this thread which you created

i want to troll the thread since i am too much of a homo to like sports

and you call out my originality, while you make the exact same post like 6 times in a row

its like 'hey guys look at me, i'm saying he failed, did you see me, here i'll pos it again and again, come on guys, pay attention to me, who cares about sports, those are for dumb jocks!'

[Edited on March 13, 2009 at 4:01 PM. Reason : .]

3/13/2009 3:59:08 PM