so my friend has a roommate who is terrible. he hasnt done his dishes in 3 weeks, lets the cat out constantly and won't pick up after himself or feed the cat if my friend has to leave. since he pays the bills, i guess there is no legal recourse to evict him. what should we do to encourage him to leave?
3/13/2009 5:30:44 PM
3/13/2009 5:31:20 PM
convince him to join TWW and PM him this thread
3/13/2009 5:32:01 PM
i've been in this situation, some people are incorrigible--i eventually moved out
3/13/2009 5:33:04 PM
butter the floor
3/13/2009 5:34:19 PM
^^that's what I'm doing, you can't really do anything about apathyUntil then I'm sticking with passive aggressive tactics, because asking and telling her to clean up hasn't help anything. ]
3/13/2009 5:34:42 PM
well, my friend paid all the deposits and they are non-refundable if the lease is broken, so our goal is to get this guy to leave. I am thinking we should invite some gay guys over to hook up in the living room while he is home or something
3/13/2009 5:35:10 PM
yeah I know about these people I'm one of em!!! bhwhaaa haabut the house is mine, and I'm really not that bad.
3/13/2009 5:35:30 PM
couldn't he just sublease the apartment out and get his deposit back?[Edited on March 13, 2009 at 5:42 PM. Reason : or charge a deposit as a term on the sublease and just keep it]
3/13/2009 5:41:55 PM
3/13/2009 5:45:03 PM
I was having that problem with my roomie for awhile. I eventually solved it. I don't know if this works for girls.Basically, it went down like this:You do your dishes or,I do them and then I beat the crap out of you.repeat for various things they are supposed to do.He chose to clean up.... A shame, really
3/13/2009 6:09:17 PM
3/13/2009 6:11:15 PM
Is his name Josh? As in Josh#'s??
3/13/2009 6:18:07 PM
Put his dishes on the counter over in the corner with some rotten eggs or something underneath.If they are your dishes and you have run out of shit to eat on, keep paper plates in your room.If that doesn't work, proceed to
3/13/2009 6:34:12 PM
put said dirty dishes in his room or near his stuff.. if it is his dishes, if they are your dishes wash them and keep them in your room and leave nothing for him to use.
3/13/2009 6:39:40 PM
I know these two guys, Pookie and Rosko. One visit from them and your roommate will be scrubbing your toilet and doing your laundry
3/13/2009 6:44:59 PM
i've dealt with this before, it got to the point that if he was leaving out dishes and trash it i would just take it straight to his room, even though that was more of a pain in the ass. when he'd come home to a trashed floor, rancid bowls of milk and rotting chicken, he started to get the pictureor you could butter the floor
3/13/2009 7:41:47 PM
yeah, put the dishes in his roomor butter the floor
3/13/2009 7:43:13 PM
green jay and co. are just full of bad decisions
3/13/2009 7:45:04 PM
Whatever happened to just having balls and presenting the problem to the roommate in a rational manner?
3/13/2009 7:48:10 PM
3/13/2009 8:10:13 PM
i'm assuming this step has already been taken, but if not, yeah. a little confrontation wont kill you
3/13/2009 8:50:37 PM
i'm assuming this step has already been taken, but if not, yeah. a little confrontation never hurt anybody
3/13/2009 8:51:01 PM
basically dont never give in on shit. if you guys cant live under the same roof, then fuck it.let by gones be by gones. chilax and wait till the next episodethats what I always say
3/13/2009 9:01:22 PM
Put a pea under their mattress.
3/13/2009 9:16:58 PM
this should do the trick:
3/13/2009 9:26:15 PM
3/13/2009 9:27:49 PM
Well to her credit, those are tits.
3/13/2009 9:28:25 PM
They may be the strangest looking tits I've ever seen... I can't take my eyes off them
3/13/2009 9:43:00 PM
I agree with putting the dishes in his room on his bed.
3/13/2009 9:44:20 PM
*Note the above technique only works if they are in there room enough or give a shit about what there room looks/smells like...
3/13/2009 9:51:41 PM