"then dont let them on the property. them dogs will sniff out where we buried .... um, you know. Look. Just be cool, and make em get a warrant. we can get rid of it by then."Okay, I'll see you soon. I love you too, honeybunny."this was the phone conversation i pretended to have on the city bus yesterday, when a group of tourists sitting near me were annoying me with their loud, stupid conversations.then i went back to reading my book and everyone around me was a lot quieter.
3/14/2009 11:13:48 PM
LOL!
3/14/2009 11:15:16 PM
Great.Would read again.
3/14/2009 11:15:33 PM
i lol'd
3/14/2009 11:16:13 PM
i have to admit, i still wasn't able to read. instead of being bothered by noisy stupid tourists, i was acutely aware of everyone around me trying to scope me out, and their hushed conversations.so i just read the same three sentences for a while, then stared aimlessly out the window until my stop came.[Edited on March 14, 2009 at 11:23 PM. Reason : ]
3/14/2009 11:21:29 PM
I have to hand it to you on that one. I'd love to have seen their faces.
3/14/2009 11:23:12 PM
sounds like ur plan went really well
3/14/2009 11:23:13 PM
lol. classy.
3/14/2009 11:24:36 PM
A concerned citizen thought I was stealing today. They pulled their car behind some bushes and watched me borrow tools from a friends' barn for 20 minutes. When I started to leave I blew them a kiss and they pretended to look the other way.
3/14/2009 11:24:39 PM
One time I went to a chess tournament, and on the way there I read a tidbit about how some great players, notably Lasker, wore strange things, like a weird tie, to distract his opponent. So right before the game I went and copped me a 12 inch bowie knife and took it out of the sheath and laid it on the table, and lit up an incense. After the first 4 moves, the guy went to use the bathroom and never returned. I won by default!
3/14/2009 11:24:44 PM
well, since reading was already out of the questions, the stunned silence that immediately followed my phone "conversation" was worth it.
3/14/2009 11:27:21 PM
My guess is that this is the introduction to an elaborate reverse-psychology alibi.joe_schmoe is guilty as sin!
3/14/2009 11:37:16 PM
funny i guess, except that you went and posted it.
3/14/2009 11:37:18 PM
so basically you got on to a bus yesterday, made yourself out to be some sort of criminal, caused an awkward silence among concerned citizens, and ruined the day for some (previously) happy tourists contributing to the economy of town in which you reside?waaaay cool! Why not touch an alter boy, burn down a homeless shelter, and club a baby seal while ur at it?[Edited on March 14, 2009 at 11:39 PM. Reason : /]
3/14/2009 11:37:20 PM
nice
3/14/2009 11:38:13 PM
and here comes ncemt_03 on the douchebag train!WOO WOO
3/14/2009 11:39:15 PM
:shrugs:
3/14/2009 11:39:49 PM
cuz the boyz in the hood are always hardyou come talkin that trash, we'll pull your cardknowin nothin life but to be legitdon't quote me boy cuz i aint said shitI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
3/14/2009 11:40:28 PM
chugga-chugga chugga-chugga chugga-chugga chugga-chugga
3/14/2009 11:42:36 PM
3/14/2009 11:43:44 PM
who did you kill? confession is good for the soulConfess before page 2.
3/14/2009 11:44:39 PM
glad i could be of assistance +1 for the_underscore_gangcan i be _evan?
3/14/2009 11:44:51 PM
How was Chic-fil-a?
3/14/2009 11:45:45 PM
phenomenal.i got a #1, no pickles, with unsweetened tea & a ton of polynesian sauce for teh fries de waffleit was 10/10, but i'm glad that's the only thing i had to eat today shit was probably like 1000 calories]
3/14/2009 11:46:50 PM
i lost you at no pickles with unsweetend teaI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
3/14/2009 11:47:46 PM
Its not about a calorie its all about realityI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
3/14/2009 11:48:15 PM
let it be known _evan is an an honorary member of the Underscore_Gang, with rights and responsibilities thereof.and who said I killed anyone? just because we buried *something* doesnt imply any previous criminal activity.hey, NCEMT, how're all of those shotgun pellets in your hide doing? still getting drunk and challenging your shotgun-wielding neighbors? I want more "hey i got shot" stories! you dumb fuck anyhow, tourists are annoying. they're part of the reason Seattle is turning into "North L.A." [Edited on March 14, 2009 at 11:55 PM. Reason : ]
3/14/2009 11:53:07 PM
^in my profile now
3/14/2009 11:58:29 PM
Could be worse. It could be turning into East LA.
3/14/2009 11:58:38 PM