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crazy_carl
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your roommate to chew with his damn mouth closed, he sounds like a damn cow chewing on crunchy peanut butter

3/15/2009 9:06:32 PM

BubbleBobble
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could you please chew with your mouth closed?

3/15/2009 9:06:56 PM

arcgreek
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don't. Just call him out on it, and ridicule him.

3/15/2009 9:07:13 PM

roddy
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your roommate will reply to this thread shortly.

3/15/2009 9:08:29 PM

Vet2benf2
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who eats just crunchy peanut butter?

3/15/2009 9:08:29 PM

arcgreek
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I eat crunchy all natural pb

3/15/2009 9:09:20 PM

BubbleBobble
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try not eating with your roommate

that would work too

3/15/2009 9:09:55 PM

crazy_carl
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we all eat in the living room, not a very big dinning area at all, cant help that

3/15/2009 9:11:19 PM

saps852
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stab him in the eye

that'll learn him

3/15/2009 9:12:15 PM

Vet2benf2
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pick up World of Warcraft as a "hobby"

then you won't have to see your roomies

3/15/2009 9:12:23 PM

dustm
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In my experience this never goes well

[Edited on March 15, 2009 at 9:13 PM. Reason : trying to tell someone to chew with their mouth closed]

3/15/2009 9:12:50 PM

twoozles
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"dude, that's gross. stop it."

3/15/2009 9:13:01 PM

ncstatetke
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tell him to switch to reduced fat Skippy

3/15/2009 9:13:51 PM

Ronny
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How do you politely tell anyone anything if you're so socially inept that you turn to TWW for advice on simple human interaction?

You've got a long, hard road ahead of you if you seriously need help with something like this.

[Edited on March 15, 2009 at 9:14 PM. Reason : Yeah]

3/15/2009 9:13:54 PM

pilgrimshoes
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is he asian?

3/15/2009 9:14:29 PM

smoothcrim
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Quote :
"don't. Just call him out on it, and ridicule him."


"dude, chew with your fucking mouth closed you ingrate. your mama taught you better than that"

3/15/2009 9:15:18 PM

roddy
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is he chinese?

3/15/2009 9:15:39 PM

Ronny
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is he a piece of shit?

3/15/2009 9:15:59 PM

saps852
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look out guys, emo ronny is back

3/15/2009 9:16:23 PM

crazy_carl
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DAMN!!!!!, he grabbed seconds

3/15/2009 9:17:33 PM

ambrosia1231
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you don't.

You just tell him to chew with his mouth closed.

I've been laying into my sister about this for years. Being polite never worked. "You're a guest at my dinner table now. Act like it." works temporarily.

The kinds of people who chew with their mouths open are the people on whom tact and etiquette are lost. You have to smack these people in the face with a studded 2x4 to even get them to acknowledge that their manners are lacking. Mouthbreathers are above them.

[Edited on March 15, 2009 at 9:19 PM. Reason : serldf]

3/15/2009 9:18:33 PM

Ronny
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"look out guys, emo ronny is back"


Unoriginal and apparently unobservant saps never left!

I never left, dipshit. This shit isn't [NEW!]

3/15/2009 9:19:45 PM

dustm
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if they don't have the habit, nagging them is only going to cause issues.

3/15/2009 9:20:08 PM

saps852
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no, but it still ammuses me

3/15/2009 9:20:39 PM

Ronny
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It amuses me too. We have something in common. Let's be friends.

3/15/2009 9:21:24 PM

saps852
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alright cool, so i win

3/15/2009 9:22:04 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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could you please chew with your mouth closed?

3/15/2009 9:22:32 PM

quagmire02
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1.) piss in his peanut butter
2.) problem solved
3.) not really, but hilarity will ensue
4.) ...
5.) profit?

3/15/2009 9:23:10 PM

Ragged
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my cat is more polite when he eats

3/15/2009 9:24:49 PM

jetskipro
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crush up laxative pills and put them in his peanut butter. the taste and texture of the peanut butter will mask the laxative.

hilarity guaranteed to ensue or your money back.

3/15/2009 9:34:06 PM

Ronny
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OMG GREAT IDEA LOL

shit in his peanut butter
beat dick in his peanut butter
put rat poison in his peanut butter
put jelly in his peanut butter

Shut the fuck up about putting stuff in the peanut butter, since that will not solve this very serious problem.

3/15/2009 9:36:19 PM

JeffreyBSG
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just chew with your own mouth open in a really ostentatious and disgusting manner

and carry on a long conversation with him while your mouth is filled to the brim

hopefully he will get the message

3/15/2009 9:38:19 PM

jetskipro
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some people eat like dogs. you telling them they eat like a dog will not likely alter their behavior. you have to bring it up so that they feel bad about it, like when a girl he likes comes over.

girl: oh crazy_carl's roommate, you are so awesome!

crazy_carl: hey jackass, next time you eat peanut butter on the sofa, chew with your mouth closed. you left brown drool all over the carpet.

crazy_carl's roommate: wow, i really suck. i'm going to make a conscious effort to not be such a slob.

[Edited on March 15, 2009 at 9:54 PM. Reason : ]

3/15/2009 9:41:27 PM

wolfpackgrrr
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^ that sounds like the script for a collegehumor video.

3/15/2009 9:42:40 PM

crazy_carl
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^^^JeffreyBSG ftw

[Edited on March 15, 2009 at 9:50 PM. Reason : .]

[Edited on March 15, 2009 at 9:50 PM. Reason : .]

3/15/2009 9:49:39 PM

saps852
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youre a homo

3/15/2009 9:52:25 PM

LunaK
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my coworker that sat next to me all day chewed so damn loud. i finally gave in and politely told him that i could hear him across the office.

everytime i looked at him while he was chewing after that, he stopped chewing so loudly

3/15/2009 9:54:36 PM

crazy_carl
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saps, i hate you so much
how do you politely tell saps to fo fuck himself, oh, wait, hey saps go fuck yourself

[Edited on March 15, 2009 at 9:57 PM. Reason : fuck you saps]

3/15/2009 9:56:05 PM

BubbleBobble
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Quote :
"we all eat in the living room, not a very big dinning area at all, cant help that"



sooo eat at different times

it isn't a hard situation to avoid

3/15/2009 9:56:57 PM

Ronny
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It isn't a hard situation to fix, either.

Yet, this thread exists.

3/15/2009 9:58:01 PM

BubbleBobble
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Quote :
"Yet, this thread exists."


OR DOES IT???

3/15/2009 9:58:50 PM

crazy_carl
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it is a little hard to avoidwith my specific roomate

3/15/2009 9:59:55 PM

saps852
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fuck you homo

3/15/2009 10:01:05 PM

twoozles
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wah wah

3/15/2009 10:01:08 PM

Fhqwhgads
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hey roommate, chew with your damn mouth closed. you sound like a damn cow chewing on crunchy peanut butter.

3/15/2009 10:03:38 PM

FykalJpn
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send him a link to this thread

3/15/2009 10:31:48 PM

evan
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Quote :
"Shut the fuck up about putting stuff in the peanut butter, since that will not solve this very serious problem."


god damn, Ronny

what the fuck crawled up your ass?

3/15/2009 10:34:21 PM

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